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Sox-Jays Postgame: Night of the Living Red Sox

[Editor's Note: Randy also did a postgame story, see here. For my take, read on.]

Fresh off what should have been a three-game sweep in Arlington, TX, the Red Sox stormed into Toronto with all the energy of a horde of corpulent zombies. So who better to greet them than the Master of Terror himself - George Rick Romero?

The Sox got off to a fast start, scoring 4 in the 2nd, and by the bottom of the fifth, they'd cobbled together 7 runs and knocked Romero out of the game. With Josh Beckett on the mound that should have been more than enough. Unfortunately, Beckett and the Sox were under one or more evil influences (see attached poll), which allowed the Jays to come back and tie the game by the bottom of the 6th. Beckett gave up SE7EN runs in his 5.1 innings.

Luckily the Red Sox offense was up to the challenge. Aided by an error, they put up three runs against Casey Janssen in the top of the 8th, giving them the cushion to survive a 2-run uprising by the Jays in the bottom half of that inning. Papelbon was very shaky (2 hits, 3 BBs in 1.1 innings), allowing two inherited runners to score, but he stranded two runners in the 9th to record the save.

The offensive heroes of the night were Jason Bay (1-3, HR, 2 BB) and David Ortiz (2-3, 2B, HR, 2BB), who combined for ten total bases and five runs. However, the whole offense deserves credit, with every player getting at least one hit.

Calling this game an ugly win is an offense to ugliness, but it was a win nonetheless. The way they're playing now, the Sox have to win every start by Beckett and Lester, as well as some of the other starters' games, to stay in contention for the Wild Card.

Poll
Which of the following is most likely responsible for the Red Sox woes since the All-Star Break? [Bonus points if you can name all the references.]
Julio Lugo's spirited reading from the Necronomicon, a book "bound in human flesh and written in blood," in the clubhouse.
29 votes
Jason Bay's idealistic release of caged apes infected with the Rage virus.
14 votes
David Ortiz's decision to buy his nutritional supplements from the Umbrella Corporation.
28 votes
Jason Varitek's getting bit by Nick Swisher after an ill-advised midnight stroll through the graveyeard. ("They're coming to get you, Heidi!")
8 votes
Grady Little's escape from a mental institution to don his Terry Francona mask and begin a knife-wielding killing spree.
27 votes
Theo Epstein's dreams haunted by Julian Tavarez, who forces him to get players who can't hit (Anderson, Gonzalez).
75 votes

181 votes | Poll has closed

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It was just that great a game...

Hey, I checked the site before I started writing. How was I supposed to know that Randy would scoop me?

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will vote for anything...

…that has Julian Tavarez’s name in it. I love that goofy bastard.

Man I love that tuna casserole.

by Bloggy on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHA!!! these are friggin hilarious!! … i went with the bay one cause i do believe once his bat comes back, you guys will start clicking again … but man , ortiz and a resident evil reference , awesome haha!

by blindmole on Aug 19, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

References

#1: Evil Dead 2 & Army of Darkness (never saw Evil Dead 1)
#2: 21 days later
#3: Resident Evil
#4: ?
#5: Halloween
#6: Nightmare on Elm St.?

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Aug 19, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Night of the Living Dead on # 4

The Patricia Tallman/Tony Todd version

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Aug 19, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

For that level of specificity

and because all the movies are named, I’ll declare you the winner. +10,000 OTM points.*

*Disclaimer: OTM points are, much like the writers of this site, not redeemable,

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Aug 19, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

It’s 28 Days Later.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Aug 19, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

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