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I'm moving to St Louis!

The Red Sox front office traded me to the St Louis Cardinals for a LF/1B Chris Duncan (the brother of Shelly).

Here's Duncan stats.

Duncan is likely heading to Pawtucket and I'm going to tear up the NL central with my side kick Albert Pujols (who will give the protection that I need to be a legitimate MVP contender).

Adios Boston! See you in the WS (if you make it to the playoffs)

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Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Thanks for taking it all in stride and never going all Jay Payton, though. Class act… but it clearly wasnt working.

by alskor on Jul 22, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So, to continue last night's thread:

Who’s really “Julio Lugo”?

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by bdalebs on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Stands up, raises voice to Romans

“I’m Lugo!”

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 22, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Not nearly as funny in alter ego mode.

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by bdalebs on Jul 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not actually Julio Lugo.

Above is a reference to Spartacus.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally nailed it

with Spartacus being ripped off by Malcom X abd of course Tiger Woods and now you.

Once again, more informed.

by jkeough on Jul 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

No clue what Spartacus is. Probably need to add that to my list.

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by bdalebs on Jul 23, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is one of

the best movies ever!!

Once again, more informed.

by jkeough on Jul 23, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

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by bdalebs on Jul 23, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rips off Spike Lee who ripped off aforementioned Spartucus

“I’m Malcolm X!!” Er, No. “I’m Lugo!!”

Once again, more informed.

by jkeough on Jul 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

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