I'm moving to St Louis!
by Julio Lugo on Jul 22, 2009 6:15 PM EDT
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PrintThe Red Sox front office traded me to the St Louis Cardinals for a LF/1B Chris Duncan (the brother of Shelly).
Duncan is likely heading to Pawtucket and I'm going to tear up the NL central with my side kick Albert Pujols (who will give the protection that I need to be a legitimate MVP contender).
Adios Boston! See you in the WS (if you make it to the playoffs)
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Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Thanks for taking it all in stride and never going all Jay Payton, though. Class act… but it clearly wasnt working.
So, to continue last night's thread:
Who’s really “Julio Lugo”?
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Stands up, raises voice to Romans
“I’m Lugo!”
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Ah.
Not nearly as funny in alter ego mode.
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I'm not actually Julio Lugo.
Above is a reference to Spartacus.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
I totally nailed it
with Spartacus being ripped off by Malcom X abd of course Tiger Woods and now you.
Once again, more informed.
Okay.
No clue what Spartacus is. Probably need to add that to my list.
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Rips off Spike Lee who ripped off aforementioned Spartucus
“I’m Malcolm X!!” Er, No. “I’m Lugo!!”
Once again, more informed.
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