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GT: 7/21/09 @Rangers

(Sports Network) - Josh Beckett has been very successful in the past when pitching in his home state of Texas. The Boston Red Sox will be counting on another gem out of their ace tonight, when the club tries to halt a three-game losing streak as it takes on the Texas Rangers.

Star-divide

Boston's current skid, its longest since a three-game slide from May 13-15, has dropped the team into a first-place tie with the rival New York Yankees in the American League East race. After dropping a pair of tilts in Toronto over the weekend, the Red Sox were handed a 6-3 setback by the Rangers in Monday's opener of this three-game set.

Texas' win was fueled by a five-run sixth inning in which Michael Young, David Murphy and Jarrod Saltalamacchia all homered off Red Sox starter John Smoltz. Young finished 3-for-4 on the evening, while both Murphy and Hank Blalock collected two hits and drove in a pair of runs.

The Rangers also received a solid performance from starting pitcher Kevin Millwood (9-7) in winning for the second straight time following four consecutive losses. The veteran right-hander gave up two runs on six hits over six innings to improve to 7-1 at home this season.

"It was a good win for us. I'm happy our guys went out and put some runs on the board," Millwood said.

Smoltz (1-3), a former teammate of Millwood's during his long tenure with the Atlanta Braves, was battered for six runs on nine hits over 5 2/3 innings.

The Rangers, who currently sit 2 1/2 games back of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for first place in the AL West, figure to have a tougher time with Beckett toeing the rubber tonight. The All-Star hurler comes in tied for the AL lead with 11 wins to go along with a 3.35 earned run average, and he went 4-0 with an outstanding 1.63 ERA over his final five first-half starts.

Moreover, Beckett has been dominant in each of his two lifetime visits to Rangers Ballpark. The Spring, Texas native has won both outings and yielded only a single run in 12 innings over that stretch.

In four overall starts against the Rangers, Beckett is 2-1 with a 3.63 ERA.

The hard-throwing righty last pitched on July 12 and fired a three-hit shutout to lead Boston to a 6-0 win over Kansas City at Fenway Park. Beckett struck out seven Royals without a walk and needed just 94 pitches to go the distance.

Texas counters with rookie Tommy Hunter, who hopes to better his lone previous encounter with the Red Sox. In a matchup at Fenway Park last August, the young right-hander was shelled for nine runs on seven hits in only 1 2/3 innings.

Hunter has been very solid in his four starts for the Rangers this year, posting a 2.35 ERA over a combined 23 innings. He's surrendered two or less runs in each of his last three appearances and delivered six shutout innings despite getting a no-decision in his most recent start, which came at Seattle on July 9.

Texas took two of three games from Boston at Fenway Park earlier this season, but the Red Sox have won 16 of the past 22 meetings between the teams. The Red Sox have gone 6-2 at Rangers Ballpark over that span.

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Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I'm not a mod on here. :)

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I quit my job as a mod

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fired is more like it.

Let go.
Terminated.
Rightsized.
Outsourced.
Outplaced.
Amortized.

You weren’t doing any actual modding, quite simply. And excuses like “E.coli, you didn’t give me any administrative privileges” or “E.coli, you moved my office to a broom closet” or “E.coli, you switched my computer for a swiss cheese sandwich, and then ate the sandwich” aren’t going to fly in this office, young man.

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- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Well played

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops I made one too :)

I’ll delete it

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

WAKEFIELD!!!!!!!!! DL!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! BUCHOLZ IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF, Rangers good at double steals?

And our defense thinks it’s a joke.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Scutaro !!
Scutaro !!

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s who we need

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As Jed makes a great play.

Also, how are we supposed to get him? Jays won’t want to give him up for a small package, esp. not from a division foe.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well then list what we need and how we will get them

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOOGY, as you said in your sig, but Lopez could work if he's only used as a LOOGY.

And bring up JvE once he’s healthy.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOOGY?

Does the L have something to do with “left-handed”?

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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lefty One Out GuY.

Leave it to baseball bloggers to come up with an acronym that uses the last letter of a word.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

zero chance of world series if thats all we do

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have an 86% chance of making the playoffs, IIRC.

Once we’re in, it’s a crapshoot unless we’re MUCH better than the opposing team.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Purple.

That is all I have to say about this.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jed!!!

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jedi!!

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta wait till he gets his saber going.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I'm repeating my self

But through the whole SB nation blogs’ staffs, we ended up with the laziest one! It’s my frustration talkin’ here!

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mostly because

I quit on them.

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask Randy if you can become a writer then.

Be back soon, gotta eat.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got to leave guys. I'll be watching the game, but the laptop has got to go with my parents for some boring adult thing....

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BASE RUNNING

Blunders

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is getting ridiculous!

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi all

I came in as Ortiz was picking his nose instead of staying on first – I see we are down 0-2 – overcoming that lead is like ascending Everest with how we are hitting – at some point we gotta get going and hit – this team is puzzling to me

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else hear this story?

In high school, Beckett once threw at an opposing team’s dad – in the stands – because he was tipping off pitch location. Too funny.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Jul 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

only in Texas

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, I'd do it, and I'm in FL.

Couple physical issues stopping me, of course.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why I'm not surprised?

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

That I’d do it, or that I’ve got a f’d up knee that almost gave out when I was mowing the lawn tonight because of my stupid mower?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm watching too

But I won’t comment much because I have the rare luxury of an Extra Innings trial. Go Sox! (and Orioles)

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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Drag the PC downstairs?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only I had a laptop...

Actually, for now I’m watching on the upstairs black and white TV (closer to computer). The frequency of my comments inversely relates to how exciting the game is.

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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird, how do the unis look in black and white?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They look...

I dunno, greyscale I guess. The picture’s pretty high quality, though

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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our's look no different though, right?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a joke, isn't it?

About our road unis

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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jed has his first of many doubles for the rest of the season.

I’m going to say 25 by the end of the season.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope you are correct

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm trying to watch this game like we suck.

So I’m thinking more “Hey, Jed hit a double! Good to see him swinging the bat again! He could be a real piece for the future.” instead of “Fuck we’re down 0-2 and can’t score runs in this bandbox?”.

And then I see Jacoby and both versions ask “Who the hell replaced the guy from ’07 with this scrub?”

by USG on Jul 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You see the piece on The Hardball Times about UZR?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the best comment on the article, I guess is what I should've said.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hold on...

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here:

http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/john_dewan_and_research_assistant_speak/
Article then second and third comments.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure why I thought it was a THT piece, brain fail.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Young...

Average player, why does Sandy keep fawning over him?

:)

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GREAT player

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh really?

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1286&position=2B/SS#value
Most of that value came from the Rangers sticking with him at SS for so long.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

beats what we got right now

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jed?

Yeah, no. Much better fielder, should be an equal batter, if not better, once healthy:
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=4418&position=3B/SS

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cripple

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not in a wheelchair. :)

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can out run Lowell. Very sad.

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's the cripple.

Jed’s just unlucky – got hit by a pitch that was out of control, IIRC, and then the surgery failed the first time.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was calling Lowell the cripple

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I was talking about Lowrie...

Sure, okay.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

last year at Fenway Hunter 1 inning 9 runs on 7 hits...

this year Cy Young against the Sox and now batting David ‘wheels’ Ortiz…

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU KINSLER.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

180 million dollar lf

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

REALLY slumping now. This is epic sucking.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

trade him

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might be joining you on that in a few days.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he sucks out loud right now

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bay - batting .255 11 for 74 3 rbi's in last 21 games

Kinsler with a heck of a catch

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

must be thinkin' about the Constitution American taxes and the next big payday...and hockey

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler

is a great player, got to love 20-20 players with good D

by upCHUCK on Jul 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Except he's hurting us.

Which means he sucks. :)

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

batting stance guy

I can’t stand him

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

His DP impression is spot-on.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats talent?

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda.

That he has all of them memorized like that is the talent.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

world’s a lot different

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's wasted talent, for sure, but it's talent.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rubbish

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talent is what you do with potential

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Source?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great Americans

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who you going to belive

me or webster?

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Webster.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need help

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Because I trust credited sources over crazy old dudes?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankees 6-2 Against the O's

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I said the other day that I'm monotoring Tampa games more than the MFY ones

Oh and BTW Tampa is winning too!
3rd place here we come

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Toronto's keeping Halladay and won the weekend series.

And the O’s had the epic comeback against us. So, basically, we’re the worst team EVAR

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, we're hitting a rough spot

And Tampa and MFY are better teams…..for now!

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Sox need nothing"

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tampa's actually probably a better team.

Horrid luck.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tampa is not a better team

that bullpen is rubbish

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, it's getting better.

They have a WAY better offense, as does the MFY, and the Rays’ pitching is going to regress to their true talent soon, which would be an improvement for them. Luckily, the MFY have horrid pitching, so we should be fine.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our offense sucks

Tex would have made everything perfect.

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe.

Then again, we’d also struggle to afford Beckett for next year, and the payroll would have to skyrocket in a couple years.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bull

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same reason we're not trading for Halladay.

Plus, we would’ve given the Angels the pick that got us Fuentes.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

better..

offensively, yes

by upCHUCK on Jul 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And their pitching's going to get better.

They don’t have to be anywhere near our pitching level to pass us.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just needs to fix some mechanical issues.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry, the O's have come back from worse before.

/Cries

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is harsh but so true...

go Sox go

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The non Tex signing has turned out to be the # 1 problem of the Sox this year.

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marvelous Marlon Byrd the Red Sox rally killer

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Paul Byrd's pretty damn good with the glove.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn this team making me so upset

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tek.

:(

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FRAK!

To borrow from Deadwood (which I’m currently watching on DVD), I see the offense is still limp and useless like an old man’s dick.

It’s the Curse of the Lugo, I know it…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looking forward to Sandy's reply here...

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Facts of life

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, c'mon, no funny?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes that was me

I’m Julio Lugo Bitch

I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?

by Julio Lugo on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the police and Im here to arrest you for what you have done to your wife

Mr. Lugo

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eat la mierda Cabron

I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?

by Julio Lugo on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speak it or leave it

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's Cabron?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling this is Hix in disguise.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need Beckett...

…to slap some people around in the Sox dugout.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be nice.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need bench clearing fights to spark something!

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scrappy Doo's up.

Almost got hit once already.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I almost agree with this

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn Amish ss

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Amish?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From JL's profile:
My hobbies in life are:Poor fielding, Grouding into DP and… beating my wife!

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I saw that.

Would’ve been funnier if he tried harder to pass himself off as Lugo for real.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not funny

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can a hispanic man have some privacy?

I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?

by Julio Lugo on Jul 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

solitary?

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Just because you had to make it about race.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I were...

…managing against the Sox in a five-game playoff series, I’d trot out a rotation featuring:

- Unknown prospect;
-Career minor leaguer; and
-Beer concession guy

As long as we’d never see any of them, we’d manage between one and three runs in each game. Unless Beer Guy is lefty, in which case we’d get no-hit.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and steal everytime someone was on base

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd wager that at least one of the players has seen the beer concession guy in every park.

Likely Penny.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red sox are scouting Cliff Lee tonight

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh wow.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lee/Martinez

mega deal?

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be...

interesting..the prospects would be flying off the selves for that

by upCHUCK on Jul 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buch would be a goner

no thank you in any deal Laporta’s name isnt included.

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

That would be one hell of a deal – Lee/VMart/LaPorta for what’d we give up for Pujols, basically.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A HIT!!!!

What? How?

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what is a twitter

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny you should ask.

Check the main page: http://twitter.com/

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont have time for it

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't take much time.

It’s like having a mini-email account, with most messages being sent to all your contacts.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes...

…when a man and woman love each other very much…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is overrated

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

He’d be great if we put him in charge of managing the farm and the draft, but he’s not too good with FA’s.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love him, but he makes questionable FA deals

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOUK

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DUSTY SCORES FROM FIRST!!!!

DA YOUKAH!!!!

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does... not... compute...

ERROR… ERROR…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need some more offense or I'm going to be that crazy every score.

Fear my wrath.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck!

I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?

by Julio Lugo on Jul 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eat it

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP

Who ever you are this is not funny!

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who the fuck do we think we are?

Scoring a run. That’s what good teams do!

by USG on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bourgeois?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

summer donna summer donna

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GET US A HITTER

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe the ryhme goes...

We want a hit-ter, not a belly itch-er!

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have a couple.

Unfortunately, I mean that literally.

by USG on Jul 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta get some new life in the lineup

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would Dunn cost Buchholz?

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hold on:

He shouldn’t. His value’s way under his contract, at around -$4.5mil.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then go get Dunn

and let the butcher play 1B

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm... according to my calculations, using Sky Kalkman's Trade Value Calculator:

Bay’s worth ~$9.9mil in a trade, or a 76-100 overall ranked pitching prospect.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What about a catcher of the future?

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Typical value of hitting prospects, ranked in terms off every teams' prospects:

Top 10 hitting prospects $36.5M
Top 11-25 hitters $25.1
Top 26-50 hitters $23.4
Top 51-75 hitters $14.2
Top 76-100 hitters $12.5
Depending on how good the kid you want is, we’d have to be stealing from the team.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about Yad Molina?

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not available, I think. Cards kinda need him, no?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They need protection for Albert

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm... giving up Bay to get Yadier.

I have a feeling we’d need more in return, even if we’d be getting a steal.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then deal for Dunn afterwards

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE'S NOT WORTH IT.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Done with trade talk for a while.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MY owns the Red Sox

He’s like a hitter version of Matt Garza!

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

everyone hates him even though hes great

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO HE'S NOT.

IF HIS OWN FANS SAY HE’S NOT, HE’S NOT.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are mistaken

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could've made that Double play too!

I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?

by Julio Lugo on Jul 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinda hard when you're no longer on the team, there, bud.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

180 million dollar LF

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

remmy has cancer...so

who has been the best color guy for the sox this season?

or who has made you want to slit your wrists the least

by upCHUCK on Jul 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I do like how Eck is always very blunt

and he does give some good insight with the pitchers

by upCHUCK on Jul 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hairy cheese?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like that he says shit and masturbation

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course you do.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whats that supposed to mean

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eck

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stuck on the Rangers' feed.

Never get to see NESN.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else...

…glance at the box score, and think – just for a second – “Wow, that’s a pretty good pitching performance from Torii Hunter” ?

Just me? okay…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Silly

Torii Hunter is on the DL!

by USG on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which makes it all the more impressive

Although the Angels are probably pissed he’s pitching for Texas. I bet the Rev spontaneously turned inside out when he heard. Or at least I hope so.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to say anything because I can't say anything nice here.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No I thought of Cy Young 'cuz that is how the Sox hitters make these guys look...

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon cripple

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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

someone get the walker

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They pitched around the cripple

To get to the corpse.

That’s called strategy

by USG on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4-6-3 time Craptain Corpse

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Clearly...

…trying to appease the Curse of the Julio, by getting the maximum DP-age into position. If only we had an 80-year-old grandmother and a tree in the lineup…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Tree would be a great nickname for someone.

JD? He’s always snapping like a twig and usually stands completely still in the box.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, 100% correct

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not at all...

I was expecting the double play…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SS is a bum

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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To do list:

Learn how to do stuff right.

by USG on Jul 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and get an offense

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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assumed that was covered in the chore #1.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like Rule #1 and #2 of Fight Club…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't talk about getting better?

Are we the NG club?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Francona

doing his nightly leave the guy in too long bull shit

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY COULDN'T YOU STAY BAD?!?!?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Beck, great pitch.

Down and in? Oh, let’s play chin music instead.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys

GREAT offense I’m seeing. I blame Julio.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, we got the bases loaded.

Tek didn’t feel the moment was right though, and Jed didn’t want to show up Lugo too badly.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weeeeeell

At least THE Corpse still does his thing.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Just realized I made Tek sound like a Viagra user.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ask hedi?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IDK.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corpses can't get boners

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That reminded me

of a certain Stephen King story…

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forget the title,

but here’s the summary. A guy gets bit by a snake and is paralyzed, and he appears to be dead. The autopsyer is about to cut him open, when she, um, touches him… They realize that the guy is alive and he doesn’t get cut open (but he dates the autopsyer for a few months)

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, the coroner (proper term, there, rook) is a whore, basically?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew I was forgetting the term

She wasn’t a whore, though- the touching was a part of the exam. He broke up with her when he realized that there wasn’t much of a spark when she wasn’t wearing rubber gloves. (it’s in some book of short stories)

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird.

One of the best Family Guy skits – King at the publisher’s office, spouting out random ideas, such as an evil coat rack or something. Publisher’s like “Really? [sigh] When can you have it ready?”

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was on recently on one of the local channels down here.

Shows two episodes per day, my sister has the DVR set to record all of them.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, they can, but only for a little while after they die.

Gases build up inside the body, makes them look bloated, and it, well, ya know…

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of him, where'd he go?

(The fake one- the real one is most likely becoming a Met)

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I

banned him for life

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comeback tour?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

one night only

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getcha tickets!!!

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE HIM OUT

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The good thing about our offense is that Blalock could homer here that it wouldn't change much

It’s not like we could get a fucking run out of Texas shitty pitchers.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SOMEONE WAKE UP GRADY AND TELL HIM PEDRO IS DONE

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

Give him one more guy.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRING OUT BARD DAMN IT

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're blaming Beckett?

Shit, I’d throw the ball underhand to the Texas guys because of this fucking line-up.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His stuff is hanging

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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

He’s pitching a solid game against a top offense. This is on the bats.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree but I would have pulled him early in the inning

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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

Although Beck is looking tired.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After he just got Paul Byrd?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember last year-

when we pwnd the Rangers

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

After blowing a big lead?

I try not to.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not just the 19-17 game,

but being 9-1 against them.

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really? Forgot that.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best record in the AL (until we lose, that is)

never looked this bad…

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lowell, throw lower next time.

Tek, kick Andruw in the balls next time – usually slows him down a step or two.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Frank Thomas
Barry Bonds
both free agents

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Old as hell.

Media circus.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beats what we are running out there.

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet the big hurt can play 3rd

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He only played first when he was younger.

Why the hell would he play 3rd now that he’s duct taped?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1.-it was a joke
2. our current 3B is duct taped

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, but it wasn't funny.

Sadly true.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The man reminds me of myself in my youth.

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

both like to hunt
tobacco
swearing
i bet he likes the military too

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, Beck strikes me as a liberal.

:)

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya gotta be joking me

yeah-you are

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

From Texas, obviously supports gun rights. Not many other obvious signs.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a red neck like myself

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like Jon Tester.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Que?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is that

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A redneck Senator from Montana.

And a liberal.

/politics.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

[Throws a pitch at Nolan Ryan]

I THROW HARDER!!!

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet Ellsbury doubles, Dusty walks, Youk homers and all's well again

Yeah, right.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's O'Day, we should destroy this guy...

Right? Right?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ordinarily, yes...

At the moment, we couldn’t destroy a soggy graham cracker with a jackhammer

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assumed we could beat him last night...

And he did the same thing tonight. WTF?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ells have a hit yet @ lead off?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This time around?

IDK.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's with the drunk Sox fan wearing the green hat yelling at the kid?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That just sounds...

ugly…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

The Rangers feed just had the “Fan of the Game” which was the kid, for putting up with the drunk moron. The FSN guy asked him why he was yelling at the kid, and he replied “He’s a Rangers fan.” Green hat, fake Nike Sox jersey, wearing red soccer socks, etc.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a real fan

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd hope not.

Would’ve been cool to see the kid deck him.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREAT POWER THERE, ELLSBURY

Option Jacoby, make Reddick the everyday CF. Please (and only half of me is joking).

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, make Ells do 100 pushups for every flyball he hits.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade Jacoby

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jacoby, Lars, Lowrie, Bowden and Masterson for Halladay

Shit, if we pull this one we’re WS champions like tomorrow.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if we lose the WS b/c of some weird fluke?

Oh shit.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can Halladay hit clean-up?

If we’re gonna trade the farm, I’d rather Agon.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Jul 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DANG IT WE CAN'T HIT A 2 DOLLAR HOOKER

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh-kay...

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2009/07/sox_scouting_ja.html

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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rolen would be nice.

For who though?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you figure that?

he’s old and beat up

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

Plays decent 3B, last I checked. Great baserunner, decent bat.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for what you would give up

get a young guy

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mat Gamel.

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would Penny get him from the Brewers?

Oh, wait, we need Penny now. Wake had better come back healthy.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a chance

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of which?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gammel

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by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowden and Reddick for Gamel.

Everday of the week…

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell no.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See, the Rangers have got this rigged.

When they hit it, there’s a glass ceiling 10 feet off the ground that knocks fly balls down.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hello,

My name is Jason Varitek and I cannot throw out runners.

Ever.

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BCA

Bad catchers anonymous?

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE Corpse can't throw nobody out

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We are just wasting away great pitching performances.

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOTTA THINK POSITIVE

COMEBACK TIME

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLZ DONT U NO

THAT THE SUX ARE DOMED THEY CANT EVEN BEET THE RAGERS HOW WILL TEHY BEET THE YANKEES WHO ARE IN 1S PLACE BECUZ OF JETER AND HIS GR8 DEFENSE LOL THE SUX SHOULD TRADE EVERY1 AND BUILD FOR 2020 BECUZ THEY HAVE NO SHOT ROMFLT!!!!111

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

Mazz ranked Jeter #3 all time of non-Sox.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAT IS TRU

BUT JETER IS ALSO #1 #2 AND#10!!!!1

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TR00 YANKEE HE IZ

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLZ YODA STYLZ!!!1

“WHEN 900 RINGS U HAVE, LOOK AS GOOD, U WILL NOT!”

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?!?! LOLZ IIRC 0157H7 BZ CRZY!!!

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

does young have a no trade option?

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here:

Michael Young inf
5 years/$80M (2009-13)

    * 5 years/$80M (2009-13)
          o signed extension with Texas 3/07, with Rangers exercising $5M 2008 club option as part of the deal
          o 09-13:$16M annually (total of $15M deferred)
          o no-trade protection 2007-09, limited no-trade protection from 2010 to May, 2011 (submits list of 8 clubs to which he’d accept trade), before receiving 10-and-5 rights in May, 2011
          o award bonuses: $50,000 for All Star selection; $25,000 for Gold Glove
    * 4 years/$10.5M (2004-07), plus 2008 club option
          o signed extension with Texas 4/04, replacing 1 year/$0.45M deal signed 3/04
          o 04:$1M, 05:$2.5M, 06:$3M, 07:$3.5M, 08:$4M club option ($0.5M buyout)
          o 2008 option increased to $5M based on performance
          o award bonus: $50,000 for All Star selection
    * 1 year/$0.415M (2003)
    * 1 year/$0.25M (2002)
    * agent: Dan Lozano
    * ML service: 7.134

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tuck and roll, Lowell.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A third trip to the DL is not what we need.

But offense is.

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hence, tuck and roll.

Keep the legs tucked = no hip extensions.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prolly.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I cursed you bitches, See you in 86 years for another title

I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?

by Julio Lugo on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That your jail sentence?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what....I bet this sketch Julio Lugo character is actually someone we know...

…..Sandy…..?

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NG.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy.....

just kidding.

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Louie?

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/5percenter/assorted other identities.

I think he got IP’d.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At legitimate guess.

Didn’t he say he had like 15 different profiles…..(no life)

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No sir

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was joking.

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know who it is.

But I’m sworn to secrecy. Can’t violate Moderator – User privilege.*

*Legal Disclaimer: There is no such thing as Moderator-User Privilege. Moderators reserve the right to do whatever they want, ever, for any reason. So there.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like eat our computers/swiss cheese sandwiches?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously? I guess Lugo is harmless for now....

Am I right in saying he’s another user on here?

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many runs have we scored in the last 4 games???

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

by Dave D on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like 10.

Prolly less.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A negative number

maybe even an imaginary number (actually, negative might be worse)

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Levity time:

A group of Mathematicians were in a band. They got up on stage and proceeded to stand there in silence for three whole minutes. When a member of the audience asked what they were doing, the band replied, “why, we’re playing an imaginary number.”

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it's like this:

www.instantrimshot.com

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

but the point is that I linked it, right?

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, didn't see it was linked.

My bad. Just looked like a subject line.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All funny stuff aside

They look bad people.

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Comedy = tragedy + time.

Consider us quick on the rebound.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, Papi jogs to 1B more often than Manny did.

Just sayin…

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Missin Manny

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

If it gets rid of the drunk green hat guy screaming at the kid, lose 100 games.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tampa up 3-2 in the 9th

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

180 million dollar LF

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nancy comin'

My money on a GIDP or a K

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nailed it!

I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?

by Julio Lugo on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

K.

Shut up Nostradamus.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

180 million dollars

and he can steal bases

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2008 ALCS

Drew watches

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT... Think of something happy, think of something happy, think of something happy

There, much better.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oooh. Who?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was in some crappy Disney movie.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And she is?

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE Corpse with a chance to tie it!

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is that muffin

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reply fail.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re-assume fetal position people.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2nd place

Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed

by gizmosandy on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks more high than happy.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, soon I'll be like that as well

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It legal in Argetina?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, but who cares?

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You live in Argentina?

I know some people from there

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I currently live in Argentina

Good place.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!

by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See what happens when we lose?

Everyone thinks about their favorite celebrity.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nostradamus predictions

Buchholz wins tomorrow
We win the O’s serie 2-1
We tie the A’s serie 2-2

I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?

by Julio Lugo on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you

You’re playing my game now

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this Bradshaw?

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops, wrong profile?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Night OTM.

Raise your hand if you sleep worse than Theo Epstein tonight! This blows…. At least we got our super prospect going tomorrow night.

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Multi-million $ salary, happy family, big house in Brookline,

intellectually stimulating job that most Sox fans would give their right arms for… I’m definitely sleeping easier than Theo is!

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/hand raise

Insomnia.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Night all.

We lose tomorrow, everyone posts a celeb.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

prediction

tomorrow first win in 6-game winning streak

by RickD on Jul 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say...

quasi celebrities are better. Local Boston Quasi Celebs. Wait till you see what I bring.

Once again, more informed.

by jkeough on Jul 22, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most people aren't from Boston.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 22, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or

local New England celebs. hater. ;-)

Once again, more informed.

by jkeough on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know any NE celebs.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Jul 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Red Sox!

Do you WANT every fan with a half-crazy idea to start posting on message boards about our need for a “big bat”!? Some of us actually like to talk about baseball, not why we should trade Penny, Drew, and Buchholz for A-Gon or V-Mart!

by South Coast Ghost on Jul 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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