GT: 7/21/09 @Rangers
by bdalebs on Jul 21, 2009 8:14 PM EDT
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Print(Sports Network) - Josh Beckett has been very successful in the past when pitching in his home state of Texas. The Boston Red Sox will be counting on another gem out of their ace tonight, when the club tries to halt a three-game losing streak as it takes on the Texas Rangers.
Boston's current skid, its longest since a three-game slide from May 13-15, has dropped the team into a first-place tie with the rival New York Yankees in the American League East race. After dropping a pair of tilts in Toronto over the weekend, the Red Sox were handed a 6-3 setback by the Rangers in Monday's opener of this three-game set.
Texas' win was fueled by a five-run sixth inning in which Michael Young, David Murphy and Jarrod Saltalamacchia all homered off Red Sox starter John Smoltz. Young finished 3-for-4 on the evening, while both Murphy and Hank Blalock collected two hits and drove in a pair of runs.
The Rangers also received a solid performance from starting pitcher Kevin Millwood (9-7) in winning for the second straight time following four consecutive losses. The veteran right-hander gave up two runs on six hits over six innings to improve to 7-1 at home this season.
"It was a good win for us. I'm happy our guys went out and put some runs on the board," Millwood said.
Smoltz (1-3), a former teammate of Millwood's during his long tenure with the Atlanta Braves, was battered for six runs on nine hits over 5 2/3 innings.
The Rangers, who currently sit 2 1/2 games back of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for first place in the AL West, figure to have a tougher time with Beckett toeing the rubber tonight. The All-Star hurler comes in tied for the AL lead with 11 wins to go along with a 3.35 earned run average, and he went 4-0 with an outstanding 1.63 ERA over his final five first-half starts.
Moreover, Beckett has been dominant in each of his two lifetime visits to Rangers Ballpark. The Spring, Texas native has won both outings and yielded only a single run in 12 innings over that stretch.
In four overall starts against the Rangers, Beckett is 2-1 with a 3.63 ERA.
The hard-throwing righty last pitched on July 12 and fired a three-hit shutout to lead Boston to a 6-0 win over Kansas City at Fenway Park. Beckett struck out seven Royals without a walk and needed just 94 pitches to go the distance.
Texas counters with rookie Tommy Hunter, who hopes to better his lone previous encounter with the Red Sox. In a matchup at Fenway Park last August, the young right-hander was shelled for nine runs on seven hits in only 1 2/3 innings.
Hunter has been very solid in his four starts for the Rangers this year, posting a 2.35 ERA over a combined 23 innings. He's surrendered two or less runs in each of his last three appearances and delivered six shutout innings despite getting a no-decision in his most recent start, which came at Seattle on July 9.
Texas took two of three games from Boston at Fenway Park earlier this season, but the Red Sox have won 16 of the past 22 meetings between the teams. The Red Sox have gone 6-2 at Rangers Ballpark over that span.
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Slacking
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
I quit my job as a mod
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Fired is more like it.
Let go.
Terminated.
Rightsized.
Outsourced.
Outplaced.
Amortized.
You weren’t doing any actual modding, quite simply. And excuses like “E.coli, you didn’t give me any administrative privileges” or “E.coli, you moved my office to a broom closet” or “E.coli, you switched my computer for a swiss cheese sandwich, and then ate the sandwich” aren’t going to fly in this office, young man.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
by 0157H7 on Jul 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Well played
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Oops I made one too :)
I’ll delete it
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Might explain why the stupid FanPost creator didn't want to finish publishing for like ten minutes,
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
WAKEFIELD!!!!!!!!! DL!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! BUCHOLZ IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
WTF, Rangers good at double steals?
And our defense thinks it’s a joke.
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Scutaro !!
Scutaro !!
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
That’s who we need
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
As Jed makes a great play.
Also, how are we supposed to get him? Jays won’t want to give him up for a small package, esp. not from a division foe.
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Well then list what we need and how we will get them
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
LOOGY, as you said in your sig, but Lopez could work if he's only used as a LOOGY.
And bring up JvE once he’s healthy.
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Lefty One Out GuY.
Leave it to baseball bloggers to come up with an acronym that uses the last letter of a word.
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zero chance of world series if thats all we do
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
We have an 86% chance of making the playoffs, IIRC.
Once we’re in, it’s a crapshoot unless we’re MUCH better than the opposing team.
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Purple.
That is all I have to say about this.
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Jedi!!
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta wait till he gets his saber going.
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I know I'm repeating my self
But through the whole SB nation blogs’ staffs, we ended up with the laziest one! It’s my frustration talkin’ here!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
mostly because
I quit on them.
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Ask Randy if you can become a writer then.
Be back soon, gotta eat.
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I got to leave guys. I'll be watching the game, but the laptop has got to go with my parents for some boring adult thing....
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
BASE RUNNING
Blunders
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this is getting ridiculous!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Hi all
I came in as Ortiz was picking his nose instead of staying on first – I see we are down 0-2 – overcoming that lead is like ascending Everest with how we are hitting – at some point we gotta get going and hit – this team is puzzling to me
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
Anyone else hear this story?
In high school, Beckett once threw at an opposing team’s dad – in the stands – because he was tipping off pitch location. Too funny.
Manny ain't the only bad man.
only in Texas
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
Nah, I'd do it, and I'm in FL.
Couple physical issues stopping me, of course.
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Why I'm not surprised?
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
I'm watching too
But I won’t comment much because I have the rare luxury of an Extra Innings trial. Go Sox! (and Orioles)
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If only I had a laptop...
Actually, for now I’m watching on the upstairs black and white TV (closer to computer). The frequency of my comments inversely relates to how exciting the game is.
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Weird, how do the unis look in black and white?
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They look...
I dunno, greyscale I guess. The picture’s pretty high quality, though
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Our's look no different though, right?
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Jed has his first of many doubles for the rest of the season.
I’m going to say 25 by the end of the season.
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I hope you are correct
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
I'm trying to watch this game like we suck.
So I’m thinking more “Hey, Jed hit a double! Good to see him swinging the bat again! He could be a real piece for the future.” instead of “Fuck we’re down 0-2 and can’t score runs in this bandbox?”.
And then I see Jacoby and both versions ask “Who the hell replaced the guy from ’07 with this scrub?”
You see the piece on The Hardball Times about UZR?
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And the best comment on the article, I guess is what I should've said.
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Here:
http://www.insidethebook.com/ee/index.php/site/comments/john_dewan_and_research_assistant_speak/
Article then second and third comments.
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Not sure why I thought it was a THT piece, brain fail.
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Michael Young...
Average player, why does Sandy keep fawning over him?
:)
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GREAT player
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Oh really?
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1286&position=2B/SS#value
Most of that value came from the Rangers sticking with him at SS for so long.
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beats what we got right now
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Jed?
Yeah, no. Much better fielder, should be an equal batter, if not better, once healthy:
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=4418&position=3B/SS
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Cripple
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
I can out run Lowell. Very sad.
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
He's the cripple.
Jed’s just unlucky – got hit by a pitch that was out of control, IIRC, and then the surgery failed the first time.
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I was calling Lowell the cripple
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
When I was talking about Lowrie...
Sure, okay.
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last year at Fenway Hunter 1 inning 9 runs on 7 hits...
this year Cy Young against the Sox and now batting David ‘wheels’ Ortiz…
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
180 million dollar lf
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Yep.
REALLY slumping now. This is epic sucking.
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trade him
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
I might be joining you on that in a few days.
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I love it
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
he sucks out loud right now
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
Bay - batting .255 11 for 74 3 rbi's in last 21 games
Kinsler with a heck of a catch
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
must be thinkin' about the Constitution American taxes and the next big payday...and hockey
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
Except he's hurting us.
Which means he sucks. :)
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batting stance guy
I can’t stand him
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Why not?
His DP impression is spot-on.
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thats talent?
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Kinda.
That he has all of them memorized like that is the talent.
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Wow
world’s a lot different
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
It's wasted talent, for sure, but it's talent.
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rubbish
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
If he could memorize thousands of calculations, wouldn't you call that talent?
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No
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Talent is what you do with potential
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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Great Americans
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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
I'm going to trust the dictionary here:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/talent
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Who you going to belive
me or webster?
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
You need help
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Yankees 6-2 Against the O's
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
yep
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
That's why I said the other day that I'm monotoring Tampa games more than the MFY ones
Oh and BTW Tampa is winning too!
3rd place here we come
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
And Toronto's keeping Halladay and won the weekend series.
And the O’s had the epic comeback against us. So, basically, we’re the worst team EVAR
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Nah, we're hitting a rough spot
And Tampa and MFY are better teams…..for now!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
"Sox need nothing"
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Tampa's actually probably a better team.
Horrid luck.
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Tampa is not a better team
that bullpen is rubbish
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Actually, it's getting better.
They have a WAY better offense, as does the MFY, and the Rays’ pitching is going to regress to their true talent soon, which would be an improvement for them. Luckily, the MFY have horrid pitching, so we should be fine.
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Our offense sucks
Tex would have made everything perfect.
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Maybe.
Then again, we’d also struggle to afford Beckett for next year, and the payroll would have to skyrocket in a couple years.
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Bull
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Same reason we're not trading for Halladay.
Plus, we would’ve given the Angels the pick that got us Fuentes.
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And their pitching's going to get better.
They don’t have to be anywhere near our pitching level to pass us.
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Just needs to fix some mechanical issues.
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Don't worry, the O's have come back from worse before.
/Cries
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that is harsh but so true...
go Sox go
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
Marvelous Marlon Byrd the Red Sox rally killer
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
Paul Byrd's pretty damn good with the glove.
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Damn this team making me so upset
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
FRAK!
To borrow from Deadwood (which I’m currently watching on DVD), I see the offense is still limp and useless like an old man’s dick.
It’s the Curse of the Lugo, I know it…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Looking forward to Sandy's reply here...
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Facts of life
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Yes that was me
I’m Julio Lugo Bitch
I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?
I'm the police and Im here to arrest you for what you have done to your wife
Mr. Lugo
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Speak it or leave it
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
I have a feeling this is Hix in disguise.
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We need Beckett...
…to slap some people around in the Sox dugout.
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
We need bench clearing fights to spark something!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Scrappy Doo's up.
Almost got hit once already.
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I almost agree with this
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Damn Amish ss
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
From JL's profile:
My hobbies in life are:Poor fielding, Grouding into DP and… beating my wife!
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Yes, I saw that.
Would’ve been funnier if he tried harder to pass himself off as Lugo for real.
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Not funny
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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Can a hispanic man have some privacy?
I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?
solitary?
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Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
If I were...
…managing against the Sox in a five-game playoff series, I’d trot out a rotation featuring:
- Unknown prospect;
-Career minor leaguer; and
-Beer concession guy
As long as we’d never see any of them, we’d manage between one and three runs in each game. Unless Beer Guy is lefty, in which case we’d get no-hit.
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
and steal everytime someone was on base
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
I'd wager that at least one of the players has seen the beer concession guy in every park.
Likely Penny.
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Red sox are scouting Cliff Lee tonight
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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Lee/Martinez
mega deal?
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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Buch would be a goner
no thank you in any deal Laporta’s name isnt included.
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
A HIT!!!!
What? How?
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
what is a twitter
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Funny you should ask.
Check the main page: http://twitter.com/
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I dont have time for it
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Doesn't take much time.
It’s like having a mini-email account, with most messages being sent to all your contacts.
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Sometimes...
…when a man and woman love each other very much…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm...
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/discussion-evaluating-theo-epstein.html
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he is overrated
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I agree.
He’d be great if we put him in charge of managing the farm and the draft, but he’s not too good with FA’s.
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I love him, but he makes questionable FA deals
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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
YOUK
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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
DUSTY SCORES FROM FIRST!!!!
DA YOUKAH!!!!
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Does... not... compute...
ERROR… ERROR…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I need some more offense or I'm going to be that crazy every score.
Fear my wrath.
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Eat it
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STOP
Who ever you are this is not funny!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Uppity so-and-sos
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
summer donna summer donna
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
GET US A HITTER
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I believe the ryhme goes...
We want a hit-ter, not a belly itch-er!
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We have a couple.
Unfortunately, I mean that literally.
by Ben Buchanan on Jul 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta get some new life in the lineup
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Would Dunn cost Buchholz?
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Hold on:
He shouldn’t. His value’s way under his contract, at around -$4.5mil.
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Then go get Dunn
and let the butcher play 1B
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What I'm saying is that he'd hurt us with his contract, and that the Nats are going to ask for a prospect who could end up being worth a lot more.
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Hmm... according to my calculations, using Sky Kalkman's Trade Value Calculator:
Bay’s worth ~$9.9mil in a trade, or a 76-100 overall ranked pitching prospect.
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What about a catcher of the future?
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Typical value of hitting prospects, ranked in terms off every teams' prospects:
Top 10 hitting prospects $36.5M
Top 11-25 hitters $25.1
Top 26-50 hitters $23.4
Top 51-75 hitters $14.2
Top 76-100 hitters $12.5
Depending on how good the kid you want is, we’d have to be stealing from the team.
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how about Yad Molina?
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He's not available, I think. Cards kinda need him, no?
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They need protection for Albert
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Hmm... giving up Bay to get Yadier.
I have a feeling we’d need more in return, even if we’d be getting a steal.
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Then deal for Dunn afterwards
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Ok
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MY owns the Red Sox
He’s like a hitter version of Matt Garza!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
everyone hates him even though hes great
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NO HE'S NOT.
IF HIS OWN FANS SAY HE’S NOT, HE’S NOT.
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they are mistaken
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I could've made that Double play too!
I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?
Kinda hard when you're no longer on the team, there, bud.
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180 million dollar LF
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remmy has cancer...so
who has been the best color guy for the sox this season?
or who has made you want to slit your wrists the least
I like that he says shit and masturbation
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Whats that supposed to mean
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Nah, just pointing out the weird old guy likes it when the TV says dirty things.
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Eck
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Stuck on the Rangers' feed.
Never get to see NESN.
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Anyone else...
…glance at the box score, and think – just for a second – “Wow, that’s a pretty good pitching performance from Torii Hunter” ?
Just me? okay…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Which makes it all the more impressive
Although the Angels are probably pissed he’s pitching for Texas. I bet the Rev spontaneously turned inside out when he heard. Or at least I hope so.
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not going to say anything because I can't say anything nice here.
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No I thought of Cy Young 'cuz that is how the Sox hitters make these guys look...
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
C'mon cripple
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someone get the walker
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4-6-3 time Craptain Corpse
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Clearly...
…trying to appease the Curse of the Julio, by getting the maximum DP-age into position. If only we had an 80-year-old grandmother and a tree in the lineup…
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
The Tree would be a great nickname for someone.
JD? He’s always snapping like a twig and usually stands completely still in the box.
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by bdalebs on Jul 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, 100% correct
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Not at all...
I was expecting the double play…
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
SS is a bum
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and get an offense
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Improve at baseball
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I assumed that was covered in the chore #1.
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It’s like Rule #1 and #2 of Fight Club…
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't talk about getting better?
Are we the NG club?
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Francona
doing his nightly leave the guy in too long bull shit
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Wow, Beck, great pitch.
Down and in? Oh, let’s play chin music instead.
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Hey guys
GREAT offense I’m seeing. I blame Julio.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Hey, we got the bases loaded.
Tek didn’t feel the moment was right though, and Jed didn’t want to show up Lugo too badly.
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Weeeeeell
At least THE Corpse still does his thing.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
Just realized I made Tek sound like a Viagra user.
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ask hedi?
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Corpses can't get boners
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by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That reminded me
of a certain Stephen King story…
ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!
by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I forget the title,
but here’s the summary. A guy gets bit by a snake and is paralyzed, and he appears to be dead. The autopsyer is about to cut him open, when she, um, touches him… They realize that the guy is alive and he doesn’t get cut open (but he dates the autopsyer for a few months)
ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!
by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
So, the coroner (proper term, there, rook) is a whore, basically?
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I knew I was forgetting the term
She wasn’t a whore, though- the touching was a part of the exam. He broke up with her when he realized that there wasn’t much of a spark when she wasn’t wearing rubber gloves. (it’s in some book of short stories)
ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!
by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Weird.
One of the best Family Guy skits – King at the publisher’s office, spouting out random ideas, such as an evil coat rack or something. Publisher’s like “Really? [sigh] When can you have it ready?”
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I vaguely remember that episode
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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It was on recently on one of the local channels down here.
Shows two episodes per day, my sister has the DVR set to record all of them.
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Actually, they can, but only for a little while after they die.
Gases build up inside the body, makes them look bloated, and it, well, ya know…
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Speaking of him, where'd he go?
(The fake one- the real one is most likely becoming a Met)
ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!
I
banned him for life
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one night only
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TAKE HIM OUT
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The good thing about our offense is that Blalock could homer here that it wouldn't change much
It’s not like we could get a fucking run out of Texas shitty pitchers.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
SOMEONE WAKE UP GRADY AND TELL HIM PEDRO IS DONE
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BRING OUT BARD DAMN IT
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You're blaming Beckett?
Shit, I’d throw the ball underhand to the Texas guys because of this fucking line-up.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
His stuff is hanging
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Dude
He’s pitching a solid game against a top offense. This is on the bats.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree but I would have pulled him early in the inning
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After blowing a big lead?
I try not to.
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Not just the 19-17 game,
but being 9-1 against them.
ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!
by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Lowell, throw lower next time.
Tek, kick Andruw in the balls next time – usually slows him down a step or two.
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Frank Thomas
Barry Bonds
both free agents
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Beats what we are running out there.
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I bet the big hurt can play 3rd
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He only played first when he was younger.
Why the hell would he play 3rd now that he’s duct taped?
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1.-it was a joke
2. our current 3B is duct taped
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I know, but it wasn't funny.
Sadly true.
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The man reminds me of myself in my youth.
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both like to hunt
tobacco
swearing
i bet he likes the military too
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Nah, Beck strikes me as a liberal.
:)
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Ya gotta be joking me
yeah-you are
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Yep.
From Texas, obviously supports gun rights. Not many other obvious signs.
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He's a red neck like myself
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who is that
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[Throws a pitch at Nolan Ryan]
I THROW HARDER!!!
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I bet Ellsbury doubles, Dusty walks, Youk homers and all's well again
Yeah, right.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
It's O'Day, we should destroy this guy...
Right? Right?
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Ordinarily, yes...
At the moment, we couldn’t destroy a soggy graham cracker with a jackhammer
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I assumed we could beat him last night...
And he did the same thing tonight. WTF?
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Ells have a hit yet @ lead off?
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What's with the drunk Sox fan wearing the green hat yelling at the kid?
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That just sounds...
ugly…
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
The Rangers feed just had the “Fan of the Game” which was the kid, for putting up with the drunk moron. The FSN guy asked him why he was yelling at the kid, and he replied “He’s a Rangers fan.” Green hat, fake Nike Sox jersey, wearing red soccer socks, etc.
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Not a real fan
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I'd hope not.
Would’ve been cool to see the kid deck him.
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GREAT POWER THERE, ELLSBURY
Option Jacoby, make Reddick the everyday CF. Please (and only half of me is joking).
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Nah, make Ells do 100 pushups for every flyball he hits.
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Trade Jacoby
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Jacoby, Lars, Lowrie, Bowden and Masterson for Halladay
Shit, if we pull this one we’re WS champions like tomorrow.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And if we lose the WS b/c of some weird fluke?
Oh shit.
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Can Halladay hit clean-up?
If we’re gonna trade the farm, I’d rather Agon.
Manny ain't the only bad man.
DANG IT WE CAN'T HIT A 2 DOLLAR HOOKER
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http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2009/07/sox_scouting_ja.html
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Rolen would be nice.
For who though?
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How do you figure that?
he’s old and beat up
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Meh.
Plays decent 3B, last I checked. Great baserunner, decent bat.
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for what you would give up
get a young guy
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Mat Gamel.
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by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Would Penny get him from the Brewers?
Oh, wait, we need Penny now. Wake had better come back healthy.
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not a chance
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gammel
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Bowden and Reddick for Gamel.
Everday of the week…
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by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
See, the Rangers have got this rigged.
When they hit it, there’s a glass ceiling 10 feet off the ground that knocks fly balls down.
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Hello,
My name is Jason Varitek and I cannot throw out runners.
Ever.
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BCA
Bad catchers anonymous?
ZING! ZANG! ZUNG!
by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
We are just wasting away great pitching performances.
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LOLZ DONT U NO
THAT THE SUX ARE DOMED THEY CANT EVEN BEET THE RAGERS HOW WILL TEHY BEET THE YANKEES WHO ARE IN 1S PLACE BECUZ OF JETER AND HIS GR8 DEFENSE LOL THE SUX SHOULD TRADE EVERY1 AND BUILD FOR 2020 BECUZ THEY HAVE NO SHOT ROMFLT!!!!111
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Ha.
Mazz ranked Jeter #3 all time of non-Sox.
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DAT IS TRU
BUT JETER IS ALSO #1 #2 AND#10!!!!1
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
TR00 YANKEE HE IZ
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
LOLZ YODA STYLZ!!!1
“WHEN 900 RINGS U HAVE, LOOK AS GOOD, U WILL NOT!”
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
WTF?!?! LOLZ IIRC 0157H7 BZ CRZY!!!
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by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
does young have a no trade option?
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Here:
Michael Young inf
5 years/$80M (2009-13)
* 5 years/$80M (2009-13)
o signed extension with Texas 3/07, with Rangers exercising $5M 2008 club option as part of the deal
o 09-13:$16M annually (total of $15M deferred)
o no-trade protection 2007-09, limited no-trade protection from 2010 to May, 2011 (submits list of 8 clubs to which he’d accept trade), before receiving 10-and-5 rights in May, 2011
o award bonuses: $50,000 for All Star selection; $25,000 for Gold Glove
* 4 years/$10.5M (2004-07), plus 2008 club option
o signed extension with Texas 4/04, replacing 1 year/$0.45M deal signed 3/04
o 04:$1M, 05:$2.5M, 06:$3M, 07:$3.5M, 08:$4M club option ($0.5M buyout)
o 2008 option increased to $5M based on performance
o award bonus: $50,000 for All Star selection
* 1 year/$0.415M (2003)
* 1 year/$0.25M (2002)
* agent: Dan Lozano
* ML service: 7.134
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A third trip to the DL is not what we need.
But offense is.
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by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hence, tuck and roll.
Keep the legs tucked = no hip extensions.
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Yes
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by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I cursed you bitches, See you in 86 years for another title
I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?
You know what....I bet this sketch Julio Lugo character is actually someone we know...
…..Sandy…..?
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by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Randy.....
just kidding.
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by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
/5percenter/assorted other identities.
I think he got IP’d.
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At legitimate guess.
Didn’t he say he had like 15 different profiles…..(no life)
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by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No sir
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Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
I was joking.
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I know who it is.
But I’m sworn to secrecy. Can’t violate Moderator – User privilege.*
*Legal Disclaimer: There is no such thing as Moderator-User Privilege. Moderators reserve the right to do whatever they want, ever, for any reason. So there.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Like eat our computers/swiss cheese sandwiches?
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Seriously? I guess Lugo is harmless for now....
Am I right in saying he’s another user on here?
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
How many runs have we scored in the last 4 games???
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
A negative number
maybe even an imaginary number (actually, negative might be worse)
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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Levity time:
A group of Mathematicians were in a band. They got up on stage and proceeded to stand there in silence for three whole minutes. When a member of the audience asked what they were doing, the band replied, “why, we’re playing an imaginary number.”
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I know
but the point is that I linked it, right?
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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, didn't see it was linked.
My bad. Just looked like a subject line.
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All funny stuff aside
They look bad people.
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Comedy = tragedy + time.
Consider us quick on the rebound.
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You know, Papi jogs to 1B more often than Manny did.
Just sayin…
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Missin Manny
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Tampa up 3-2 in the 9th
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
180 million dollar LF
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Nancy comin'
My money on a GIDP or a K
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
180 million dollars
and he can steal bases
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
2008 ALCS
Drew watches
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
SHIT... Think of something happy, think of something happy, think of something happy
There, much better.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
She was in some crappy Disney movie.
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Who is that muffin
Sox need a hitter (s)
Sox need another lefty in the pen, not named Lopez
Sox need a utility guy prefer one with speed
Think of something happy, think of something happy, think of something happy
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Oh yeah, soon I'll be like that as well
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but who cares?
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You live in Argentina?
I know some people from there
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by crabchowdah on Jul 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I currently live in Argentina
Good place.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jul 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
See what happens when we lose?
Everyone thinks about their favorite celebrity.
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Nostradamus predictions
Buchholz wins tomorrow
We win the O’s serie 2-1
We tie the A’s serie 2-2
I make 9 millions a year for doin' NOTHING b***h! Now, Who's the loser?
fuck you
You’re playing my game now
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Is this Bradshaw?
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Good Night OTM.
Raise your hand if you sleep worse than Theo Epstein tonight! This blows…. At least we got our super prospect going tomorrow night.
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
by sox-inda-south on Jul 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Multi-million $ salary, happy family, big house in Brookline,
intellectually stimulating job that most Sox fans would give their right arms for… I’m definitely sleeping easier than Theo is!
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Night all.
We lose tomorrow, everyone posts a celeb.
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I say...
quasi celebrities are better. Local Boston Quasi Celebs. Wait till you see what I bring.
Once again, more informed.
Damnit Red Sox!
Do you WANT every fan with a half-crazy idea to start posting on message boards about our need for a “big bat”!? Some of us actually like to talk about baseball, not why we should trade Penny, Drew, and Buchholz for A-Gon or V-Mart!
by South Coast Ghost on Jul 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
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