Chicks Dig... Offdays?

by 0157H7 on Jul 15, 2009 11:17 PM EDT in Fun Stuff

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Hey, if Baseball's gonna take a hiatus from working, why shouldn't I?

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Alright, I'll do something. How about a poll on the most pressing issue of the day: Halladay.

Poll

Where will Roy Halladay end up?

In the award-winning Broadway musical adaptation of "The Pet Goat," playing a scene-chewing cud-chewer.

21 votes

In a small town in rural Ontario, relieving the same day over and over again, until he learns valuable lessons and makes the correct decision, signing with the Boston Red Sox.

98 votes

In Disney Land! Lost in the vast parking lot! With amnesia!

31 votes

In a deadly shootout in a satisfactory corral, alongside buddies Virgil, Morgan and Wyatt.

44 votes

Opposite Guy Standing and Evelyn Venable in a romantic drama.

12 votes

206 votes | Poll has closed

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Oh...kay...

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by bdalebs on Jul 15, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions

I think

if we ever have to change our name, it needs to be “Satisfactory Corral”

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jul 16, 2009 2:24 AM EDT reply actions

He did say he wanted to play for a contender....

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Jul 16, 2009 7:14 AM EDT reply actions

That's true

He could have class. He could be a contender. He could be a somebody, instead of a bum, which is what he is, let’s face it.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jul 16, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions

"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti

by radiohix on Jul 16, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions