GameThread: Rangers @ Red Sox - June 6
by Randy Booth on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM EDT
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Quick gamethread because I'm at work -- Go Sox!
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Rangers lead the series 1-0
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Texas Rangers Saturday, Jun 6, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 70. |
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Evening All!
Go Sox!
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
I can't believe the velocity of Lester FB
98 mph!!!!!
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
mike lowell gets the first hit of the game
called a double, but its under review
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
replay calls it a home run
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
It's a homer baby
by the other cancer beater!
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
I would say
the rumors of Jon Lester demise have been greatly exaggerated. I think 08 Lester is back.
38 pitches for lester through 4 innings
also 7 K’s and no BB’s
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
in scores of other games
royals beat the jays 6-2 and tampa beat MFY 9-7
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
mariano blew up in the 9th
with the score tied at 5 he gave up 4 runs, 3 earned, on 3 hits
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
He didn't it blew a save
Game was tied at 5-5
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
What is the percentage that Jon Lester throws a No-No tonight?
He looks fucking unstoppable right now.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Whatta fuckface
Gtfo.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Its past the 5th
It has to be discussed now.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
You do not say the words.
Talk about a line of beautiful zeros.
Talk about having twelve outs to go.
Do NOT use the words.
what is the 2nd rule?
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
For Jessica Biels humongous booty
Because its a thing of beauty.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Moar Jon Lester plz
I don’t care for the offense right now.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
you don't care for the offense?
but they speak so highly of you
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Well I mean I care for them
But when a pitcher is pitching lights out, I don’t like long innings.
Especially when I see a bunch of zero’s in the boxscore.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Ells with the walk!
Looks at almost all of the OTM blog users and proclaims “That was for all the doubters”
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
double steal for MVP and ells
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
JAY BAY BAYYYY!!!!
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
MVP and ells score
4-0 good guys
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
the coolest canadian on earth with the 2 rbi single after an epic AB
That’s it! I am joining the facebook group ’I’d go gay for Jayson bay"
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
J Bay is tied with Longoria for the most RBIs in the AL
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Double Digit K's!
Wooooo!
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
God that curve looks believable
The cutter looks unhittable the way its dipping, and the fastball is reaching all sorts of high numbers. Even if the boxscore doesnt end up full of zero’s, this is one of Lesters best starts.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I meant unbelievable
lulz
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Lester out of the inning
with around ten pitches.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Ortiz homers?!
Huh?! What?!
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
No way, man
He’ll turn a TRIPLE play, unassisted. And then he’ll have a fatal aneurysm, and be given a Viking funeral on the Charles.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
by 0157H7 on Jun 6, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can he just have an aneurysm and not do the unassisted triple play?
I dont want him to fuck the record books up aswell.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
It's kinda funny.
The unassisted triple play has happened almost as many times in past decade or so as in all of baseball history before it, IIRC.
EPIC fuckin' night at the Fenway
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
What the fuck?
I go downstairs to make Totinos pizza rolls and Ortiz homers?
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
im a bit slow
was readin about big 12 football and not payin attention to the game. i look back and what do ya know, papi homers.
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
See? The sports god(s) don't want you to follow the Big 12.
It’s all about the Ess-Eee-See, baby. We even stole your team’s cruddy coach. :)
i live in iowa, its not exactly sec country,
i was just skimming over to see if anything interesting was happening in big 12 land. i do the same thing with the big (11) 10 and to a lesser extent the sec
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
I like Eliza Dushku better.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
FUCK THE WINGS!!!
WHAARRGRRRBLLLL
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
you know what ,I care!
Detroit is really a depressed city, they could use this victory… so I will stick with my “Go Red Wings” chant from an earlier post.
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
the Steelers have won, they are all set for a bit
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Eh.
I hate the Stillers – I’m not even sure if I was in my grandfather’s will when he passed because I don’t root for the family team.
They've had so many tragedies
GM and the rest of the auto industry struggling. But worst of all is being featured in a CHB column…
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
you know what?
I saw the sign referenced in the article “The Detroit Tigers support our automakers.” & thought it was classy. I did not know the story behind it…that is great. Comerica really is a great park, pretty good crowd at the day game with us— over 31K.
It is very sad, its like you can feel something in the air there…eerily quiet and not like a fear of crime—it is just different
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Whatta dickhead
GTFO.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Sorry for being politically uncorrect
If there is such a thing
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I meant about the photo.
Sarcasm fought with sarcasm.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
It's "politically incorrect."
Homonyms include Coulteresque, Cheneysque, and Bidensque.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Green must be dead last in pitchs per AB
I’ll take over Lugo evreyday though
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Hallelujah
For all things Boston College please visit my blog: Towers on the Heights
by beantownkid10 on Jun 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
And 10 K's? or 11?
I forgot.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Kinsler is amazing
If Pedroia never existed, he would be the king of 2nd base.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
FUCK YOU MICHAEL YOUNG
COCKBLOCK
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I would fly to Boston and propose to Jon Lester if it were to happen
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
you are making some crazy posts tonight
they are funny but I am not sure if I am laughing for the right reasons
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
I just love my team
Thats all.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
No no-hitter tonight.
I’m not that disappointed. All I want is a win.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
But he has already a no hitter
Iwas rooting for the perfecto, but still vintage Lester is back
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Ahhh... I love the smell
of burned, banned trolls in the late evening…
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Everything tastes like chicken
To a vegetarian.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
I thought that said children at first.
I am gonna go get my eyes checked with Papi on Monday.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
He already got them checked
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
All the reports I read said Monday
Unless you’re talking about the homerun leading to his sight coming back.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
The fourth headline down on Redsox.com
says “Papi’s vision is not an issue”
Last Monday maybe??
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope..
It turns out it was a case of Ortiz’s eyes drying out at times, rather than a problem with his vision. The lefty slugger will have a precautionary checkup on Monday, an off-day for the Red Sox.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Not pissed at all
Atleast if I were him, I would be perfectly content knowing I have a slugging left fielder, arguably one of the top 5 CF’s, and a young, somewhat slugging RF with a speedy 4th OF on the bench.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
1st place in the NL West
Not very, I’d imagine.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
They could have gotten Type-B compensation right?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew! I'm in.
Missed quite alot I see
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Completely off topic
But this video is hilarious.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Totally undercuts the meaning of the graphic novel
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Definition of random.
Funny, though.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Nope.
Please try again.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't cry.
Two more days of school, and then I can cheer Papi on everynight!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Curse you! :)
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Papi cannot go a single night without a K
Hooray!
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I just realized:
That we are facing Oriole Reject Mr. Kris Benson. Wonder who his wife is flirting with while he is on the mound.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Probably Lugo.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
You'd think she'd upgrade....
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
But, the violence?
Although, her absence from the Mets’ clubhouse explains their injuries – poor conditioning.
I bet there are Red Sox who are conditioned to go all night.
And all season long without a single injury…
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
wasn't Youk out?
Dice K?
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
You missed the Crude humor
But its better we just drop the comment thread.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I didnt miss it
choose to ignore that & other stuff bc this isnt the forum for me to rant about non baseball stuff like how the Sox do not have one black player or the comical & sudden elevation of full behinds ( & full lips) when sisters have been “built” that way since day one but I won’t mention those things bc this isn’t the place.
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Man you're right...
I didn’t realize the no black player thing. Maybe we can have one of Anaheims many African-American players.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Why does it matter?
It’s just random variance. We had a lot of Hispanic players a few years ago, now we don’t. Give it a few years and it’ll all change.
A Few...
Pimentel, Navarro, Oscar Tejeda, we have quite a few Asian players too now in the lower levels.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
LETS GO PENGUINS
FUCK THE RED WINGS!!!
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
DAMNIT!!!!
YOU AND YOUR JINXING WAYS!!!
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
now 4-0 wings
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
Lester has put 14 scorless innings in a raw and his ERA is still over 5!!!
To be polite, let’s say he had a quiet few bad outings!
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Yeah a few is an understatement
But I’m glad were back on baseball….I mean really guys its hockey…relax…..
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Whats that supposed to mean?
I could understand if you said “Its just horse racing” or “Its just soccer”.. but its just hockey? WHAT?!
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Yeah okay..
That was an amazing race because he came outta nowhere… But Horse racing = not as athletic as Hockey. Same goes for Soccer. Hockey is probably the most athletic sport… In my opinion of course.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Big guys skating and running into each other = athleticism
No thanks.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
There is so much more to it than that
Such a fast paced game.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I really do not know much about hockey
but I’d think you would have to be extremely athletic to play hockey
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Leave Soccer be...
Barcelona vs. Man U in the UEFA Cup was the most entertaining game I’ve watched since the last World Cup.
I play soccer. I like it….The most popular sport in the world.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Soccer sucks in comparison to all other sports
I mean I love the FIFA tourney and sometimes the Euro games are entertaining, but I hate all the fucking whiners in Soccer. Bunch of cry babies most of the time
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
You mean the players? Yeah but its not about them. It's about the team. The nationalism, etc...
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Regular basis? Everyday?
You guys don’t understand what it is like to be born in raised into that intensity.
The Redsox/Yankee rivalry comes close, but it is so different in Europe and the Rest of the World.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Still
Soccer = girls sport filled with cry babies. The fans are cool because of their intensity but the game itself sucks ass.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Where do you think I pick up my fit girls?
Some of the sexiest girls are soccer players. Nomar thinks so.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Mia Hamm = sexy?
I would castrate myself before engaging with her.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Nomar is gay?
For who? A-Rod?
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I didn't say it.
Nomar did. But my girls are.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
See, I have my preferences, you have yours.
Although, the fact that a girl plays a sport, which means she might actually like other sports, is hot as hell.
Girls who play sports usually end up liking other girls who play sports
Just an observation.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I'm down with that :0
…Haha just kidding.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
And girls who like sports are usually a turnoff
I dont want a girl who is gonna go sabermetric on me and tell me what Tek is hitting for his career or how many bombs Beckett has given up, but I hate the girls who are like “OMG FUCK YAH GO TEAMMM!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED BUT I LOVE IT!!!”
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Poor Charged, he has nothing to do when a game doesn't go his team's way.
That’s another reason why I like being able to see the Sox at the Trop – if we lose, the female Rays fans are happy, which means some of them that are hot will do crazy stuff.
That's not true at all
I root for other teams, but only in baseball. I seldom watch enough football to root for anyone else and I root for other hockey teams aswell. And in Basketball, I will root for anyone who isn’t named the Los Angeles Lakers or who isn’t playing against the Celtics.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I'm young, they're hot.
End of conversation, but not contact.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
We don't need no stinking game to show our patriotism.
We got our shirts made out of cut up flags!!!
Like I said, you don't understand how different it is.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I was joking.
I’ve seen the crazy soccer fans. Some of them put club teams before national teams – not cool with me.
I can agree with that.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
+4328482358385
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Your law of sylogism fails here in advanced statistical standard deviations.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Your language is pure n00b and uses too much big words
Plz refrain from big words.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Yea I agre wit u
Shood uz moar fewr wrds.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Haha! On Da Hop!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a junior marshall for the senior graduation
Junior Marshall = Top 12
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm born Half-Nerd, Half-Redsox-fan.
That is me.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
He's Jimmy Fallon
Oh wait.. thats half moron, half Red Sox fan. My mistake
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
What? Who?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Help?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You are to create a FanPost, in the style of a research paper, by this time tomorrow.
I expect MLA format, parenthetical documentation, proper grammar, and spelling counts.
No thanks. Like I said.
Tomorrow Afternoon and Evening I’ll be at graduation. I probably won’t catch you guys here on OTM.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
What are you graduating?
8th grade?
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Why the hell are you so aggressive tonight?
I’m a junior assisting as a Marshall for the Senior graduation.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Im not being aggressive at all
Just hyper I suppose. Don’t take what I said as me trying to be a douchebag. It’s mostly just me being teh lulz.
Seriously, no aggression or douchebaggery intended.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
TEH LULZZZZZZ
NAO!!! EVRY1 MUST NO DAT I AM SUPERIOR IN INTELIGANCE BCUZ I USE WITTY N KEWL E-PHRAZES
Im going to go play The Show now. I wish the trades you can make in that game would work in real life. Mike Lowell and Mark Kotsay for Ryan Zimmerman, Elvis Andrus and a shitty B level prospect for Hanley Ramirez, JD Drew and more for Adrian Gonzalez.. I can wish
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I traded Lugo and someone else for him and Teagarden
Lulz
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
He's a genius!
On our side!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea. Really I don't.
I feel like i was lost in a store and a security guard just took me to the front desk to meet my parents.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm Half-Nerd, Half-Red Sox-fan,
and Half Man-Bear-Pig.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
ah...
“who wants to go back to my place and pound Mr. Slave’s meat hole?”
South Park (shakes head)
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Best country in the world?
It’s a beautiful country but not necessarily the best! you have to travel and see other country before making that kind of statement :)
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Ells = safe
Umpire = moron
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Math = Awesome
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
0157H7 = Always with the snappy comeback
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
0157H7 = Al Jaffee
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
0157H7 = Jesus?
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
WW0157H7D?
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
No Math = Summer
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how general this is.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Young = no no-hitter for Lester :(
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Which is why I never do the stats :)
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Or some unknown ADHD thingy
I am suddenly attracted to System of a Down. SUGAR
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DON’T PRESIDENTS FIGHT IN THE WAR?
But I like Sugar better, because it’s about crystal meth :)
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
You'd be suprised how similar heroin and morphine are.
Two ester groups.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Another game, another example of sox-inda-south showing his expertise on drugs and alcohol :)
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
I don't do drugs. Really i don't.
Alcohol is used sparingly.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how you're trying to convince me.
And I half believe you. Kidding, alcohol isn’t as bad as drugs.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
You're missing out
See: “The Hunter S Thompson Way of Life”
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
See, when you aspire to lead people by helping form the laws that define their life...
It’s usually best to FOLLOW said laws.
Start off with something easy.
Wine?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Do it for God!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha you're right.
Just trying a different approach with you.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Run faster than I did when Massgal returned.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, I held my own.
Although my Mormon friend never helped me out, even though he was at our table. They left him alone, he never joined in.
Some laws are made to be broken
Don’t be a woman.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Because Bush did it
He did coke and got DUIs and broke all the laws and look how cool of a president he was! /sarcasm
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Fucking Liberal Slime.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
what does this mean?
women don’t break laws? or those who do are really men? only real men break laws?
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
(Awkward silence).....MARDI GRAS!!!!
LIQUIED COURAGE FOR ALL!!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly why I ignored it.
I think Charged is doing it to get you mad, kinda like when kindergartners tease each other when they like the other kid.
Lol
Smirnoff Ice.
Mikes Hard Lemonade.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Nastiest Shit in the World:
Schlitts and Michelob Ultra.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Tecate/Guiness
Tastes like pure shit. Both of them.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
The alcohol in booze is actually ethanol.
Rubbing alcohol is methanol which will kill you.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Drugs? or DRUU-UUGS??!
Another Simpsons line.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Does Tito let Lester make this a complete game?
He’s only at 90 pitches so I’d let him go.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Ells chased two balls that at-bat....
But he walked, I heard?
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
I really like Eck in the booth
but sometimes think he has no clue what he is saying. It’s like stream of consciousness.
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
I just like when he calls pitches and such.
No other announcer really does that.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
One could argue this was a better performance than his no-hitter
This wasn’t the Royals. His only “problem” is that Young was in the lineup. Otherwise, they’d have had squat, and we’d probably be talking about Lester’s second no-hitter right now.
Lester himself said he pitched better tonight than in his No-No
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Not surprising
He needed less than 12 pitches per inning to beat one of the hardest-hitting offenses in the league. That’s a hell of a performance. (In terms of efficiency, it’s Wake’s performance earlier this week, with fewer runs and even more dominance.)
wait, its over?
I am not ready for it to end!
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kid, if you are thinking what I am thinking, all I can say is: YOU HAVE NO IDEA ( most men don’t). Running outta this thread now… good night all!!
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
At first I'm thinking...
What annoys Massgal? Making fun of Manny. Oh, wait, hahahahahahaha.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
you know what, you just put a damper on my night
are you happy now? proud of yourself? pfffffffffffft!
sigh, Manny…waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
I still have Tito…
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Woah, I just spotted another one.
Leave now and don’t say anything.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Why so mean?
Manny is going through pregnancy right now.. no need to bring him into any conversations.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
My god, you're RIGHT!
He’s even getting 50 days of maternity leave!
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
What do you think he will name the baby?!
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
"Being"??
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
THE GHOST OF MASSGAL WILL HAUNT YOU!!!!
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I hope she doesnt come look at this thread again
Because Manny sucks and he is a bum.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Im not so sure I want to now..
I rather Manny bash. Muahahaha!
Or maybe I will go buy Tennis balls and practice my Federer. I havent decided.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
You would read the sentence like that, wouldn't you.
Any confessions you want to make?
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I throw tennis balls against the fence in my backyard when I'm mad?
And I’ve broken several of the planks, but blamed it on the dogs?
You're a sick, sick man.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
The fact that you looked at what I said and said "That sounded weird"
I thought you were calling me out for using the words “Balls” and another mans name in a sentence. My mistake.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Me too, bs
Haha like after FSU lost today, I came home, and felt like I was throwing 80.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
....I do throw 80....
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I just threw today for the first time in a few months.
And summer ball tryouts.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
That's not good. Even MLB players stay sharp over the winter
Get Your Weight Up Fast!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And get my GPA down fast!! But school's out
So I can throw regularly now.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
It doesn't take much to throw 30 minutes 3 times a week.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw at a tarp hung over a fence.
Whatever works man.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, can't throw against the fence anymore actually.
We had to get half of it replaced.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
I'm not Joba Chamberlain.
I don’t head hunt while I pitch at random passer-bys.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Betcha Joba lost a lot of baseballs that way.
Me, I got a big-ass front yard that slopes down to the road.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manny does not $uck, Manny is not a bum. He made a huge & sad mistake. Had he still been with the Sox would Sox fans be so happy about his state right now? Geez my Aunt Louise!
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
AHH!!! SHIT!!! SHE'S BACK!!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I would comment on this
But I don’t want to be a douche or ruin your night..
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
AHH!! I KNEW IT!!
RUN FOR THE HILLS! IT’S OLD LADY MASSGAL!!
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
mind your manners sonny
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Huh what? My icon?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Famous icon.
Wouldn’t be surprised.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
I know it is, but why are we talking about it right now?
Did a new OTM user take it or something?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
My Twitter is the bestestest
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
Who?
And Why?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know who's responded to who.
Someone make a new comment below so we can see who responds to what.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
I don't have twitter
so I don’t have to worry right?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Might as well.
I’m mostly into it for the text score alerts.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
yeah its me
some freakin loser already had the ID MassGal
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
just checked Twitter
dont see anything. I actually dont use it. I just joined after I saw the OTM notice
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
but...thanks for trying to warn me
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
OK. I see it now...thanks
manny “jokes”. Jokes my arse, jokes = funny or clever
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Caps and bolded.
A fierce combination.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
The boldest often take home the prize.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Jun 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Not thinking rationally....
Bottled up feelings toward Manny.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
YAY sox back in first
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
ok, im out
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
Good Night Guys.
May catch you after graduation for the late innings.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Yes I am leaving too
Goodnight all.
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.
I'm out too.
Night all. First weekend of the summer, hope many more include a near-perfect game from our pitchers. :)
Night. I'm out too.
Don’t wanna be alone with massgal after the Manny drama. Kidding, Massgal.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Wicked awesome game
I only wish I wasn’t working during the entire thing, but I definitely did everything I could to sneak to the break room and listen to it when possible!
I still think Papi is going to turn this slump around. He’s starting to emerge from it now.
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