GameThread: Red Sox @ Orioles - June 30
Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles, Jun 30, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
Sox looking to pick up the series win today, and take yet another shot at a series sweep.
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I thought he was going to make the play
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he had it!
Don said “Can’t make the catch this time!” and I was getting ready for him to have to backpedal.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice hitting
That ball was a bit outside.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Smoltz: 5 Ks in his last 2 innings
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
TB up 1-0
They scare me more than the MFY
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They scare me equally, really.
But annoying all the same.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool Standings agrees with you slightly.
They have TB as slight favorites over NYY to make the playoffs.
They annoy me more than the MFY
For all the talk around MFY fans and Sox fans, the Rays fans are likely the most obnoxious.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hill has nothing
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure that was a good play
Dusty steals third.
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It was.
Hill was paying 0 attention to him, he had a big league, and he’s throwing that giant, sweeping curveball about 50% of the time.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, Baltimore...
Salve to the wounded pitcher. Is it me, or does it seem like they should be better than they are?
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
Baltimore's offense is no joke.
But their pitching is.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
Corpuscle Maximus with a .240 average? How? What? Does not compute…
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Nevermind...
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just about to post that
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
They were delayed...
…by the Marinaters waiting for the Steinbrenner wire-transfer to go through…
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
My Birthday wish has been granted!
Casey Kelly will get two more starts due to his pending participation in the Futures game!
Oh, right, St Louis with the All-Stars game.
Naw, I’m not going all the way out there.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Buchholz + Smoltz
= Smuccholtz
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
And now he's lost the shut-out
We should waive him. Or wave at him – when we put him out to sea on an ice floe
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
Because they oppose breast cancer on mother’s day.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We should...
Shoot Dice-K out of a cannon at him. And then use Lars Anderson to clean up the mess…
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Take that...
… snotty Rob Neyer-quoted article* comparing Ells to Juan Pierre. Juan Pierre fields like me, but with slightly more range and poorer hands.
- - Rob’s take on the article was negative, btw
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we...
…trade the HR for 4 SB?
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s still plenty of time for that.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
With this guy on the mound...
He’d steal home.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
My great aunt's starting for the Orioles tonight?
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't stop Bailey, you can only hope to contain him
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Many have hoped in vain, my friend...
Their bleached skulls litter the desert…
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that’s over-valuing a prospect
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like having Bailey in the lineup...
But when he has ABs like that, you realize why they like to have him in their minor league system.
Quick
Trade him for Gagne
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
FYI
the starting pitching match-up in the post needs amendment. Beckett isn’t pitching, its Smoltz v. Sucky McSuckerson
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
In play (runs)
FINISH HIM!!!!
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
it really was a "no-hit RBI"...
as in — it didn’t actually hit him. Boston teams sure do know how to cheat!
—- troll from baltimore
It's not cheating if the ump gives it to you
It’s known as a bad call.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
perspective..
our hometown broadcasters are saying the ump didn’t give it to him…he took it. Apparently a batter can just tell the ump he got hit, and the ump believes him…
mind you...
our guys can be pretty “homer” sometimes…. and nothing says Baltimore sports like indignation at the officiating
No argument
The umpiring this year has been pretty poor all around.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
When dealing with the undead...
…you need to aim for the head, I guess
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
HBPRBI
Pronounced “hipribbie”
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like rain
Let’s speed this thing up and get Smoltz a win
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Ellsbury again...
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
it is overcast in the DC area but we had a shower early this afternoon
Smoltz has been sitting for awhile now
All class...
Jeff Bailey, feeling the Sox have made their point about attempting to win, mercifully grounds out on purpose. Classy.
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
Lugo
a frequent consumer and occasional producer of the double play
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
The triple? Good luck.
That’s usually where the cycle founders, right?
Unlike Pedroia’s near-cycle where he could have taken the single but stretched it into a double instead.
Indeed.
Which is why I hate it when MLB.com puts up a headline “____ NEEDS A TRIPLE FOR THE CYCLE LETS ALL WATCH HIS ABs!”
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Although I love when a batter misses it by a single.
Like the mentioned Pedroia game – he wrecked Tampa that night.
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Clutch K by Bay
Let’s get the bottom of the inning in.
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That whole "pray for rain" thing...
…is working for Bal’mer today.
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
Hopefully, this won't last long
I’m off to watch the MFY and TB games. I’ll be back when play resumes …
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Take this opportunity
to vote for Youk over PB in the ASG
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
All outta votes.
Took all of an hour the day voting opened. :(
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Sign up for a Yahoo account or two.
I have enough “spam addresses” to go through the process more than once.
Integrity/high horse syndrome for me.
But, use Mailinator – much easier.
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Don't have to sign up for anything on Mailinator.
Just type in the first part of the address you entered in whatever form, and it shows the mailbox for it. Works great.
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not even sprinkling now in Northern VA
looks like it is limited to Balto on Doppler hopefully passes – do you think Smoltz comes back out? How long has he been sitting now?
nothing more annoying in baseball than watching an 8 run lead teetering towards the brink of being wiped off the books.
How would that work?
Unless they’re planning to continue the game tomorrow as a day-night double header.
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Amalie Benjamin Twitt
Grounds crew is removing the tarp right now
Crossing fingers
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Tweet, not Twitt, hix.
Your Twitter icon didn’t fair too well with the Iran thing, did it?
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Nah :)
I,ll try to put a pic of mine soon!
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Why not use the Kid's pic you have on here?
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Ha, the rocking pitcher from the Braves just got lit up for back-to-back homers.
Lost the lead.
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Sounds like a plan.
Maybe 3 Masterson innings and 2 Bard – save Saito.
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As for Smoltz start
I was not alarmed after his first start and I’m not too euphoric about the 2nd. I’m giving him a 5 games window before starting to evaluate him but I was and I’m still confident that he’ll bring something big to the table.
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
He's got the stuff to pitch.
Had some bad luck in the first game. Not sure about tonight, didn’t get to see the first 4 innings.
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Well, yes.
Braun got a bases loaded double, then the OF decided to play long toss with the fans.
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Fans between third and home, it looked like.
My bad.
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Holy cow, the hurricane that wasn't decided to make an appearance in Miami.
Ball disappeared from view in the rain.
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M's just tied the MFY
They still have 2 on with 2 out …
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Okay, crazy trade idea:
Paps to Fish. Who’d be fair value in return?
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I wish.
40 man roster: http://mlb.mlb.com/team/roster_40man.jsp?c_id=fla
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I'm not in favor of trading Paps until we've got our next closer nailed down.
Hopefully Bard improves. If we think Saito or Ramon can take over, than OK. But I don’t see that right now.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Great value now...
Good performance + under team control for two more years + relatively cheap
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I really don't like having him close games anymore.
He’d get great value – if we could give Saito a few more save opportunities…
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Like it or not, Paps is still the Sox' best option at closer
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I know.
But, really, we have options and he would get GREAT return.
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The Marlins couldn't afford him
Their payroll is $36.8 million. Paps makes $6.25 million this year with two more arb years.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally forgot about that.
Damn, idea scratched. I was looking at Cody Ross or Nolasco, with prospects.
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I'm not in favor of trading him but if i have to, my answer is:
Maybin…Maybin…Maybin,,,
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
If they offer him, take it immediately.
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Looks like he'll get a cheap win
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Hinske betrays us.
Pittsburgh in sell mode – any takers?
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I would like me some Paul Maholm
His numbers aren’t all that amazing, but I just like his stuff.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd do that
Maholm for Weiland and another dude.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, he went to the dark side.
On a related note, only has to play for the O’s to complete the AL East collection of gear.
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They're getting cranky
They have a day game tomorrow and need their sleep, and it’s past their bedtime already.
Although Tek doesn't have an excuse to not stay up late
Because Tito will probably have Kotts catch tomorrow’s day game.
Day game tomorrow?
I have to wake up early. :(
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XD emoticon + curse inbetween.
Emoti-acronym.
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4 players
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
4 Sox players forgot how many outs there were
They walked to the dugout thinking the inning was over and there were only two outs.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
[Moment of silence for Billy Mays]
Oh, wait, that was KaBoom. Oh well, Emeril’s still kicking.
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I've heard so many great/awful dead celebrity jokes lately.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I figure they'd want us to be happy when remembering them.
Easier to do so when remember Ms. Fawcett, but still.
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Have you heard the Billy Mays one, BS?
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Which one?
I’ve heard a few – got the news kinda fast with him being at home in Tampa.
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You know how dead celebrities usually come in 3s?
Leave it to Billy Mays to give us an extra one for free.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
This article’s a big LOL: http://airamerica.com/blog/2009/jun/29/billy-mays-jokes-there-no-reverence-dead
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Maybe now we can trade Bailey for Pujols
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The real question is, who hangs up first?
I mean, Bailey is cheaper.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
MFY had the bases loaded and didn't score
Still 3-3
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey
in It’s a Wonderful Life
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, it's a classic
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else think of him when at snack machines?
Oddly, E6 is usually water or Cheez-its.
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Fielder just went cheesy on Johan.
6-2
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AL East = 2B Divison
Dusty, Hill, Aki/Zorilla, Cano, Roberts
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Kott getting a jump start on his playing time tomorrow.
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I saw something at MLBTR
“I think something like Buccholz, Reddick, Pimentel, and Hagadone might get the Padres thinking.”
About Adrian Gonzalez. Of course, this will never happen, and it’s not even a rumor. But with Kelly coming along, I think I would do that trade.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Hell yeah.
I still think Buch’s going to be a relative bust – #3 starter at best.
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I disagree
You have to be patient with young pitchers. Many here would have been happy if Jon Lester was traded a few years ago.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think Buch still has the potential to be a top of rotation starter
But with Kelly posting great numbers as a pitcher, and with Lester, Beckett, Bowden already on the system, we could trade Buch. I would never do for less than Gonzalez, but that dude is a stud.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Bowden won't be half as good as Buchholz
Kelly is a few years away. I’d be shocked if the Sox moved Buchholz.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
I just wouldn’t be shocked if they moved Buch. I would keep him, but if Gonzalez is in the table, then he’s expendable.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonzalez isn't on the table
He’s in San Diego, and likely to stay there.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
But I can dream, can’t I? :)
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I just can't see him panning out.
He’s never really been crazy impressive to me. I’d love to have him as a back of the rotation guy, but I don’t see the ace stuff.
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You're just not watching that closely then
His off-speed stuff is just flat out filthy. If he gets his FB going, he will be something else.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I saw it.
But he still needs to work on the fastball – when it’s not working, he’s screwed.
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He's actually under contract til 2010
With a team option for 2011.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what lone1c said, minus the option.
1.5 year rental, to be more precise.
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2.5 year "rental".
At a total of not even $12M.
We’d definitely exercise the option.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you
Gonzalez wouldn’t be a rental.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
In a hypothetical dream world where they’d let him go for 5-10 of our best prospects, I’d still feel comfortable exercising the option for 2011 that day.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd wait to see if he can adjust to the AL East and Boston first.
Maybe mid-season next year.
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Masterson loses his mini-shutout appearance.
Hell, let’em finish the game.
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Yeah, I know.
Damn me and my big mouth.
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It's like he realized he was at 30 pitches and decided to pull himself.
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A whole bunch of lefties.
It’s surprising that Tito left him in that long against that many lefties in a row.
Big lead
A perfect opportunity to see what Masterson could do. Unfortunately, he failed. Tito made the right move. You don’t play mix-and-match with a big lead, unless you have to.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
If this keeps up
Paps may get another save opportunity.
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??????
5 run lead—still.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Masterson should not pitch more than 2 innings ever again
There, I said it.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
He's just isn't very good as a starter or something like that
He’s a setup man, period. And I don’t like him facing lefties.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
We don't have many LHB guys.
Oki and MDC (who just gave up a run, and is always a hit-or-miss choice).
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Anyone know how Jones's doing?
Sure hope it’s not serious.
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No idea.
On a related note, every time I see “Adam Jones, son!” on CC I laugh like crazy.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't read anything on there in a while.
Trying to stay away from commenting on other team’s blogs, since I turn into an ass apparently.
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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Thank God for low line drives.
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
9 to 1
When I leave work, 10 to 6 when I arrive home. Could we shoot Dice-K at Smoltz on an ice floe from a cannon made out of hollowed out Justin Masterson?
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Why would we do that?
…to any of those guys?
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a joke a few days ago, IIRC.
Smoltz doesn’t need any sort of attacks.
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Ah. Definitely missed that one.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
A joke from earlier...
… pantomiming Red Sox overreaction. But no, I am pissed about the 5 ER, though.
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Masterson forgot about the concept of pitching after 30 pitches, it seems.
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True enough.
I hope, in general, that they start following MGBB’s suggestion. Can’t think of him as having a starter-like stamina now.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I do think it was good to test his limits with the kind of lead we did have.
Just not quite as long as it was tested.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not Smoltz's fault it rained
He was pitching well
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I especially liked his pitch count when I got home.
52 over 4 innings?
Like the Anti-Daisuke right there.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Crap!
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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Made a double play PO+throw earlier too.
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A-Rod's seeing K-Hud?
Makes sense. They’re both overrated drama-type she-males who produce nothing but shit for the exorbitant amount of money they make. The difference is that Kate Hudson could hit more than .187 in the playoffs.
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Me no like Kate Hudson
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't even make fun of him too much about Hudson.
I mean, she’s not Madonna forcrissakes.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Kate Hudson has a great ass
A-Rod IS a great ass. Makes sense.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Picture = babe thread = laugher of a game
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A-Rod is the biggest drama queen in all of professional sports.
And considering that includes Brett Favre and Kobe Bryant, that says something.
Kobe = Drama queen? KG's the one who screamed cliches.
Also, Paps wants this title.
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When Kobe is not being a bitch, he's raping people
Not hating this asshole in this blog should not be allowed.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Offense apparently stayed in the clubhouse.
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Coulda sworn Gameday said In play, run(s), not outs.
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Or I'm crazy.
Did it switch on anyone else?
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This might make me seem not so observant.
But I didn’t realize that that was NOT Jeff Bailey’s 1st triple. Awesome.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
Was going to mention that when it came up on Gameday.
Got distrac- ooh, pretty light!
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You didn't post the song for him.
Oki’s mad.
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Could we...
… have John Smoltz disguise himself as one of the relievers and come back out? This is retarded…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Who could he come in as?
Even Bard’s beard can’t match Smoltz’s goatee.
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Seattle scored
5-4 now, and they have runners on 2nd and 3rd.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
5-5
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohhhkay.
Tying run @ the plate…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
Save
They rrreeeaallllyyyy want Pap to get the save apparently
by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
Let's all agree on this
If/when it gets completely blown.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe we should just put Paps in...
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Bases already loaded.
No more drama creatable, I guess.
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Karma
I guess this is retribution for us lording our fabulous pen over every other teams’ heads
by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
LORDING sounds awesome
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Def'd as acting like a lord...
Not sure how to go about doing that.
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It IS awesome
You get to call people “knave” and demand cool stuff like “mead”
by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
We were kind of due for a big group crapping of the bed.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Please, do not blow a 9 run lead, you bunch of morons
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Didn't we do the opposite of this earlier this year?
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It's him or Bard
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Bard already had his bed-wetting game this year.
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Oh I know.
Wouldn’t have been wild about Bard either.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Van Every would've been my choice.
For the record.
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by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
DP HERE, DP HERE, DP HERE, DP HERE
Please, pull a Lugo, Roberts.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
An out!
I didn’t realized we were allowed to do that…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
I figured it out - the bullpen band wants to try out a rimshot.
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See ya man
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
On your end, or do we need a new thread?
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
No more Minor Lines.
Future didn’t look all that bright anyway.
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Well...
we’ve made it as exciting as can be, I guess
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Alas
second and third out
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by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Guthrie is the O's fastest player, it seems.
He’s been used as a PR multiple times.
Also, Paps on for the 5 out save. :(
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Is the pen flooded or something?
Seems like the relievers aren’t throwing warm up pitches until the batters step in – oh, wait.
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FUCK!
FUCK!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
And... Blown Save.
Blown game.
Blown up skulls.
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Yep.
Worst game ever.
All kinds of credit to the O’s. Not a whole lot of teams scratch and claw like this with that kind of deficit.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
True this.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Not many bullpens wet the bed so spectacularly either.
A lot of credit to go around, really.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Allen...
…that’s not pee…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!
Okay, bullpen has drained away accumulated good will.
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
At long fucking last...
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Let's try to win this one
Still some hope
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
All right.
Everyone in the bullpen is fired.
Who here has a decent arm?
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
DO NOT LUGO ONE HERE, LUGO
I know you want to, but DON’T.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Green in the game...
Faint pulse on hope’s battered corpse
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
Do we dare play small ball?
Appears so.
Maybe Lugo fails at bunting, hits a homer?
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Or K's looking.
Didn’t even allow Green to steal.
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Congrats, you graduated, Mike-Dub.
Makes threads easier to follow.
C’MON DESTROYAH!!!!
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I'm just mad about the game.
Worry about the guys listed at the bottom of the page, not me.
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not this time.
I think I’m just going to do a game story with a picture of children crying.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Might want to give a warning to the trolls that are on the way.
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I'm not really a religious man....
But if you’re up there, save us Superman!
by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Yuk
Good job by the O’s
Bad job by us.
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
The Sox have not been doing well with rain delay games this year.
Especially this time. They got complacent, and they got sloppy.
Beckett
At the very fucking least, Beckett goes tomorrow, so as long as he can throw a 9 inning Perfect Game tomorrow, we can still win this series!
by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
Yep.
Well, minus the perfect game expectations.
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You're right, just a CG then...
I’m just looking to avoid using the bullpen
by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, the troll comment's gone already?
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I have a quick trigger finger tonight.
Troll and comment both.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha.
On a semi-related note, whatever happened to the ltrain2 guy?
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Hasn't been on for nearly 2 weeks.
I wonder.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
He had two good posts, then dropped off.
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Night.
We needed Matsushocka’s drink of the night today.
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ANUS FACE BLEW THE SAVE
O R I O L E S
"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver
You stay classy, Maryland.
I hope you enjoyed your World Series for the year…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 1, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Great managers
don’t blow 10-1 leads. This is on you, Tito-retardo.
Sorry, but that is the silliest post ever!
Every relief pitcher but RamRam and Bard, who weren’t in the game, wet the bed. How is that Tito’s fault? He wasn’t going to bring Smoltz back out after an hour-plus rain delay.
You can praise the bullpen constantly and then rip the manager when those same pitchers can’t hold a 9-run lead for 5 innings. If it’s Francona’s fault last night, then you have to praise him for every time a Sox player plays well.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, he didn't help...
…but to lay it all on Tito would be like blaming him for a meteor strike killing the entire defense in the top of the second.
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 1, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions

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