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GameThread: Red Sox @ Orioles - June 30

Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles, Jun 30, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


Sox looking to pick up the series win today, and take yet another shot at a series sweep.


Current Series

Red Sox lead the series 1-0

Mon 06/29 WP: Jon Lester ( - )
SV: Jonathan Papelbon
LP: Jason Berken ( - )
4 - 0 win

Boston Red Sox
@ Baltimore Orioles

Wednesday, Jul 1, 2009, 1:35 PM EDT
Oriole Park at Camden Yards

John Smoltz vs Chris Hill

Partly cloudy,rain. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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Youk FTW

Jones almost did it again! Oi!

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he was going to make the play

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he had it!

Don said “Can’t make the catch this time!” and I was getting ready for him to have to backpedal.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Sox

The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!

by radiohix on Jun 30, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice hitting

That ball was a bit outside.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

TB up 1-0

They scare me more than the MFY

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool Standings agrees with you slightly.

They have TB as slight favorites over NYY to make the playoffs.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They annoy me more than the MFY

For all the talk around MFY fans and Sox fans, the Rays fans are likely the most obnoxious.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Of course, I’m surrounded by them, and most of them that I know are obnoxious by age.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that was a good play

Dusty steals third.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh.

Pedroia would score on anything other than a K that way.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was.

Hill was paying 0 attention to him, he had a big league, and he’s throwing that giant, sweeping curveball about 50% of the time.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, Baltimore...

Salve to the wounded pitcher. Is it me, or does it seem like they should be better than they are?

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of which

Corpuscle Maximus with a .240 average? How? What? Does not compute…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just about to post that

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were delayed...

…by the Marinaters waiting for the Steinbrenner wire-transfer to go through…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

TB up, 2-1

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

And now he's lost the shut-out

We should waive him. Or wave at him – when we put him out to sea on an ice floe

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should...

Shoot Dice-K out of a cannon at him. And then use Lars Anderson to clean up the mess…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take that...

… snotty Rob Neyer-quoted article* comparing Ells to Juan Pierre. Juan Pierre fields like me, but with slightly more range and poorer hands.

  • - Rob’s take on the article was negative, btw

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ells crushes one

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm a little disappointed.

I wanted to see him steal two more bases off of Wieters.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we...

…trade the HR for 4 SB?

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s still plenty of time for that.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't stop Bailey, you can only hope to contain him

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Many have hoped in vain, my friend...

Their bleached skulls litter the desert…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that’s over-valuing a prospect

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like having Bailey in the lineup...

But when he has ABs like that, you realize why they like to have him in their minor league system.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Kason Gabbard:

.1 IP, 3 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 4 BB, 1 K, 1 HR

This guy is not right.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick

Trade him for Gagne

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walking Bay to face The Large Father

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI

the starting pitching match-up in the post needs amendment. Beckett isn’t pitching, its Smoltz v. Sucky McSuckerson

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

The Large Father makes 'em pay!

7-1

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

it really was a "no-hit RBI"...

as in — it didn’t actually hit him. Boston teams sure do know how to cheat!

 —- troll from baltimore

by brek on Jun 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not cheating if the ump gives it to you

It’s known as a bad call.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

perspective..

our hometown broadcasters are saying the ump didn’t give it to him…he took it. Apparently a batter can just tell the ump he got hit, and the ump believes him…

by brek on Jun 30, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

mind you...

our guys can be pretty “homer” sometimes…. and nothing says Baltimore sports like indignation at the officiating

by brek on Jun 30, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No argument

The umpiring this year has been pretty poor all around.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

When dealing with the undead...

…you need to aim for the head, I guess

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nerves are dead.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HBPRBI

Pronounced “hipribbie”

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Smoltz gives up 1 run.

The Sox say “**** naw!” and score 4.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like rain

Let’s speed this thing up and get Smoltz a win

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

All class...

Jeff Bailey, feeling the Sox have made their point about attempting to win, mercifully grounds out on purpose. Classy.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice, a quick inning

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo

a frequent consumer and occasional producer of the double play

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

4 down.

1 to go before it’s in the books.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone alert MLB.com!

Youk only needs a triple for the cycle! Let’s overreact!

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Youk needs a triple for the cycle

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

The triple? Good luck.

That’s usually where the cycle founders, right?

Unlike Pedroia’s near-cycle where he could have taken the single but stretched it into a double instead.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Which is why I hate it when MLB.com puts up a headline “____ NEEDS A TRIPLE FOR THE CYCLE LETS ALL WATCH HIS ABs!”

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although I love when a batter misses it by a single.

Like the mentioned Pedroia game – he wrecked Tampa that night.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clutch K by Bay

Let’s get the bottom of the inning in.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That whole "pray for rain" thing...

…is working for Bal’mer today.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully, this won't last long

I’m off to watch the MFY and TB games. I’ll be back when play resumes …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi all.

Freaking Mother Nature…

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Take this opportunity

to vote for Youk over PB in the ASG

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

All outta votes.

Took all of an hour the day voting opened. :(

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sign up for a Yahoo account or two.

I have enough “spam addresses” to go through the process more than once.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Integrity/high horse syndrome for me.

But, use Mailinator – much easier.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh.

I already have the addresses anyways, so it doesn’t matter so much.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't have to sign up for anything on Mailinator.

Just type in the first part of the address you entered in whatever form, and it shows the mailbox for it. Works great.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

not even sprinkling now in Northern VA

looks like it is limited to Balto on Doppler hopefully passes – do you think Smoltz comes back out? How long has he been sitting now?

by Dave D on Jun 30, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Aight fellas

I’m going to bed. We’ll do it again tomorrow night

by Brad West on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully.

Night.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing more annoying in baseball than watching an 8 run lead teetering towards the brink of being wiped off the books.

by spinz on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

And Ells's BOMB...

And Youk’s shot.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

last i remember, i think they get to keep the stats. though doesnt make alot of sense.

by spinz on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would that work?

Unless they’re planning to continue the game tomorrow as a day-night double header.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game will be finished.

There’s not enough rain to call off the whole game now.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amalie Benjamin Twitt
Grounds crew is removing the tarp right now

Crossing fingers

The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!

by radiohix on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Tweet, not Twitt, hix.

Your Twitter icon didn’t fair too well with the Iran thing, did it?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah :)

I,ll try to put a pic of mine soon!

The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!

by radiohix on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not use the Kid's pic you have on here?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tarp off!

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

9:50 resume time.

Via Ms. Benjamin

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

Come on, M’s, do something.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, the rocking pitcher from the Braves just got lit up for back-to-back homers.

Lost the lead.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

5-6, Masterson? 7-8, Bard? 9, Saito?

Those are the usual suspects for garbage-time pitching. . . .

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a plan.

Maybe 3 Masterson innings and 2 Bard – save Saito.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amalie tweets

Masterson’s going to be the pitcher for the Sox when play resumes. #redsox

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

woooo, not playing this game wouldv ruined my night.

by spinz on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

As for Smoltz start

I was not alarmed after his first start and I’m not too euphoric about the 2nd. I’m giving him a 5 games window before starting to evaluate him but I was and I’m still confident that he’ll bring something big to the table.

The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!

by radiohix on Jun 30, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got the stuff to pitch.

Had some bad luck in the first game. Not sure about tonight, didn’t get to see the first 4 innings.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johan having issues.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, yes.

Braun got a bases loaded double, then the OF decided to play long toss with the fans.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fans between third and home, it looked like.

My bad.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy cow, the hurricane that wasn't decided to make an appearance in Miami.

Ball disappeared from view in the rain.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

M's just tied the MFY

They still have 2 on with 2 out …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Game back.

Masterson in.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

HoFer up.

Tampa up 4-1 in the 8th. Garza = :(

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, crazy trade idea:

Paps to Fish. Who’d be fair value in return?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not in favor of trading Paps until we've got our next closer nailed down.

Hopefully Bard improves. If we think Saito or Ramon can take over, than OK. But I don’t see that right now.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great value now...

Good performance + under team control for two more years + relatively cheap

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't like having him close games anymore.

He’d get great value – if we could give Saito a few more save opportunities…

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like it or not, Paps is still the Sox' best option at closer

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I know.

But, really, we have options and he would get GREAT return.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Marlins couldn't afford him

Their payroll is $36.8 million. Paps makes $6.25 million this year with two more arb years.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally forgot about that.

Damn, idea scratched. I was looking at Cody Ross or Nolasco, with prospects.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not in favor of trading him but if i have to, my answer is:

Maybin…Maybin…Maybin,,,

The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!

by radiohix on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they offer him, take it immediately.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske betrays us.

Pittsburgh in sell mode – any takers?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I would like me some Paul Maholm

His numbers aren’t all that amazing, but I just like his stuff.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

Mid-level prospect?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd do that

Maholm for Weiland and another dude.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, he went to the dark side.

On a related note, only has to play for the O’s to complete the AL East collection of gear.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tek + Channelopathy both out.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

They're getting cranky

They have a day game tomorrow and need their sleep, and it’s past their bedtime already.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although Tek doesn't have an excuse to not stay up late

Because Tito will probably have Kotts catch tomorrow’s day game.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Day game tomorrow?

I have to wake up early. :(

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Masterson out for a second inning.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

XD emoticon + curse inbetween.

Emoti-acronym.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 players

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Not mentioned on Gameday – not even “on-field delay.”

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 Sox players forgot how many outs there were

They walked to the dugout thinking the inning was over and there were only two outs.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bam.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

[Moment of silence for Billy Mays]

Oh, wait, that was KaBoom. Oh well, Emeril’s still kicking.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard so many great/awful dead celebrity jokes lately.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figure they'd want us to be happy when remembering them.

Easier to do so when remember Ms. Fawcett, but still.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you heard the Billy Mays one, BS?

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which one?

I’ve heard a few – got the news kinda fast with him being at home in Tampa.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know how dead celebrities usually come in 3s?

Leave it to Billy Mays to give us an extra one for free.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

This article’s a big LOL: http://airamerica.com/blog/2009/jun/29/billy-mays-jokes-there-no-reverence-dead

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe now we can trade Bailey for Pujols

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The real question is, who hangs up first?

I mean, Bailey is cheaper.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

MFY had the bases loaded and didn't score

Still 3-3

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Bailey - a triple

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Still Papi-like with the glove. :)

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for Bailey

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Que?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey

in It’s a Wonderful Life

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Recommended movie?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, it's a classic

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Added to the list.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Built more like Sarge, no?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who-lio back to his old ways.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else think of him when at snack machines?

Oddly, E6 is usually water or Cheez-its.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielder just went cheesy on Johan.

6-2

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty!

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

AL East = 2B Divison

Dusty, Hill, Aki/Zorilla, Cano, Roberts

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kott getting a jump start on his playing time tomorrow.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw something at MLBTR

“I think something like Buccholz, Reddick, Pimentel, and Hagadone might get the Padres thinking.”

About Adrian Gonzalez. Of course, this will never happen, and it’s not even a rumor. But with Kelly coming along, I think I would do that trade.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell yeah.

I still think Buch’s going to be a relative bust – #3 starter at best.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

You have to be patient with young pitchers. Many here would have been happy if Jon Lester was traded a few years ago.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Buch still has the potential to be a top of rotation starter

But with Kelly posting great numbers as a pitcher, and with Lester, Beckett, Bowden already on the system, we could trade Buch. I would never do for less than Gonzalez, but that dude is a stud.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed on the last two bits.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bowden won't be half as good as Buchholz

Kelly is a few years away. I’d be shocked if the Sox moved Buchholz.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I just wouldn’t be shocked if they moved Buch. I would keep him, but if Gonzalez is in the table, then he’s expendable.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez isn't on the table

He’s in San Diego, and likely to stay there.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

But I can dream, can’t I? :)

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just can't see him panning out.

He’s never really been crazy impressive to me. I’d love to have him as a back of the rotation guy, but I don’t see the ace stuff.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're just not watching that closely then

His off-speed stuff is just flat out filthy. If he gets his FB going, he will be something else.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I saw it.

But he still needs to work on the fastball – when it’s not working, he’s screwed.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh. We know how much Theo likes hoarding pitching.

And that’s a lot of money for a one-year rental.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Forgot about his short contract.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's actually under contract til 2010

With a team option for 2011.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what lone1c said, minus the option.

1.5 year rental, to be more precise.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

2.5 year "rental".

At a total of not even $12M.

We’d definitely exercise the option.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Gonzalez wouldn’t be a rental.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

In a hypothetical dream world where they’d let him go for 5-10 of our best prospects, I’d still feel comfortable exercising the option for 2011 that day.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd wait to see if he can adjust to the AL East and Boston first.

Maybe mid-season next year.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

True...

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masterson loses his mini-shutout appearance.

Hell, let’em finish the game.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

Damn me and my big mouth.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orrrr.....

not.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Masterson

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

A whole bunch of lefties.

It’s surprising that Tito left him in that long against that many lefties in a row.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big lead

A perfect opportunity to see what Masterson could do. Unfortunately, he failed. Tito made the right move. You don’t play mix-and-match with a big lead, unless you have to.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this keeps up

Paps may get another save opportunity.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

??????

5 run lead—still.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masterson should not pitch more than 2 innings ever again

There, I said it.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless he's getting K's on everyone.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's just isn't very good as a starter or something like that

He’s a setup man, period. And I don’t like him facing lefties.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't have many LHB guys.

Oki and MDC (who just gave up a run, and is always a hit-or-miss choice).

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know how Jones's doing?

Sure hope it’s not serious.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

No idea.

On a related note, every time I see “Adam Jones, son!” on CC I laugh like crazy.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't read anything on there in a while.

Trying to stay away from commenting on other team’s blogs, since I turn into an ass apparently.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And now he's pulling Delcarmen after 1 hit?

This guy is KILLING ME with his bullpen management!

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is getting too close

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Way too many pitchers used already. Even Oki can get out of the inning vs. Markickass.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ells has an awful arm

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Couldn't hold Pie at 2B?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

The man who discovers how to create cannon arms will be a billionaire with all the OF, catcher, and QB’s who would love a stronger arm.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

FRAK.

This rain delay was not good for the Sox. They didn’t stay in the game.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to start praying for more rain?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Thank God for low line drives.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 to 1

When I leave work, 10 to 6 when I arrive home. Could we shoot Dice-K at Smoltz on an ice floe from a cannon made out of hollowed out Justin Masterson?

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would we do that?

…to any of those guys?

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a joke a few days ago, IIRC.

Smoltz doesn’t need any sort of attacks.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. Definitely missed that one.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A joke from earlier...

… pantomiming Red Sox overreaction. But no, I am pissed about the 5 ER, though.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

True enough.

I hope, in general, that they start following MGBB’s suggestion. Can’t think of him as having a starter-like stamina now.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do think it was good to test his limits with the kind of lead we did have.

Just not quite as long as it was tested.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not Smoltz's fault it rained

He was pitching well

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I especially liked his pitch count when I got home.

52 over 4 innings?

Like the Anti-Daisuke right there.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Kate Hudson hit a bomb.

5-3 MFY

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made a double play PO+throw earlier too.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Rod's seeing K-Hud?

Makes sense. They’re both overrated drama-type she-males who produce nothing but shit for the exorbitant amount of money they make. The difference is that Kate Hudson could hit more than .187 in the playoffs.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...kay.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, got that.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't even make fun of him too much about Hudson.

I mean, she’s not Madonna forcrissakes.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kate Hudson has a great ass

A-Rod IS a great ass. Makes sense.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picture = babe thread = laugher of a game

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Rod is the biggest drama queen in all of professional sports.

And considering that includes Brett Favre and Kobe Bryant, that says something.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kobe = Drama queen? KG's the one who screamed cliches.

Also, Paps wants this title.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Kobe is not being a bitch, he's raping people

Not hating this asshole in this blog should not be allowed.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Offense apparently stayed in the clubhouse.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Channelopathy excluded.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ELLS

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

This might make me seem not so observant.

But I didn’t realize that that was NOT Jeff Bailey’s 1st triple. Awesome.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Was going to mention that when it came up on Gameday.

Got distrac- ooh, pretty light!

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You didn't post the song for him.

Oki’s mad.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus...

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Could we...

… have John Smoltz disguise himself as one of the relievers and come back out? This is retarded…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Who could he come in as?

Even Bard’s beard can’t match Smoltz’s goatee.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seattle scored

5-4 now, and they have runners on 2nd and 3rd.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Makes this game more bearable.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-5

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monkies.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loaded for the HoFer

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ohhhkay.

Tying run @ the plate…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Save

They rrreeeaallllyyyy want Pap to get the save apparently

by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

HoFer up as tying run.

Sad.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's all agree on this

If/when it gets completely blown.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases already loaded.

No more drama creatable, I guess.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pen is blowing up

Big time.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Karma

 I guess this is retribution for us lording our fabulous pen over every other teams’ heads

by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lording?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

LORDING sounds awesome

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Def'd as acting like a lord...

Not sure how to go about doing that.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It IS awesome

You get to call people “knave” and demand cool stuff like “mead”

by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

We were kind of due for a big group crapping of the bed.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't we do the opposite of this earlier this year?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not wild about Saito here...

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It's him or Bard

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bard already had his bed-wetting game this year.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I know.

Wouldn’t have been wild about Bard either.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Van Every would've been my choice.

For the record.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gabbard.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

DL'd, but he was awesome.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to get ahead in the count there, Saito

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

3-2 coming

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Sac fly.

Somewhere, Tim Kurk… Kerkji… K – is salivating.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP HERE, DP HERE, DP HERE, DP HERE

Please, pull a Lugo, Roberts.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

An out!

I didn’t realized we were allowed to do that…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I figured it out - the bullpen band wants to try out a rimshot.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out

I’m barely able to post

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 30, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Slow?

Or sad?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

See ya man

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

On your end, or do we need a new thread?

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No more Minor Lines.

Future didn’t look all that bright anyway.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

The shit never ends.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

we’ve made it as exciting as can be, I guess

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Bullpen:

WTF?
Love, RSN

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON'

COME ON’ SOX LETS GO… GET THIS THIRD OUT AND FINISH OFF THIS GAME!

by Mike-Dub on Jun 30, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Alas

second and third out

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome.

If that was intended as a reply, click the “reply” button under the comment you want to reply to. It’ll be posted as an indented comment.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guthrie is the O's fastest player, it seems.

He’s been used as a PR multiple times.

Also, Paps on for the 5 out save. :(

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the pen flooded or something?

Seems like the relievers aren’t throwing warm up pitches until the batters step in – oh, wait.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK!

FUCK!

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for the graph:

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should've just updated.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And... Blown Save.

Blown game.
Blown up skulls.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

I don’t know what to say.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 30, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Worst game ever.

All kinds of credit to the O’s. Not a whole lot of teams scratch and claw like this with that kind of deficit.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

True.

Esp. without their star CF.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

True this.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not many bullpens wet the bed so spectacularly either.

A lot of credit to go around, really.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Allen...

…that’s not pee…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!

Okay, bullpen has drained away accumulated good will.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

That sucked ASS.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's try to win this one

Still some hope

The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!

by radiohix on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

COMEBACK TIME!!!!!

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

All right.

Everyone in the bullpen is fired.

Who here has a decent arm?

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ABOUT DAMN TIME WERE OUT OF THE INNING! COME BAACK TIME!

by Mike-Dub on Jun 30, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, the Rays won.

Whoopie.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT THEM AT SS!!

Wigginton. Bam.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha...

So sad.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

DO NOT LUGO ONE HERE, LUGO

I know you want to, but DON’T.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinch hit Bard?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Scratch, meant Beckett.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor newbie.

So niave.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green in the game...

Faint pulse on hope’s battered corpse

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we dare play small ball?

Appears so.

Maybe Lugo fails at bunting, hits a homer?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Or K's looking.

Didn’t even allow Green to steal.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reply button, newbie.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats, you graduated, Mike-Dub.

Makes threads easier to follow.

C’MON DESTROYAH!!!!

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just mad about the game.

Worry about the guys listed at the bottom of the page, not me.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

Youkon Cornelius time.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll do.

Crap, he’s injured?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, let's go Bay

hitless on the night though.

by dsharp on Jun 30, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SLUMP BUSTIN TIME!

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

not this time.

I think I’m just going to do a game story with a picture of children crying.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

About right.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might want to give a warning to the trolls that are on the way.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Haven’t you been paying attention to the news? Celebs are more vulnerable than ever.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT!

by Mike-Dub on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

We really just blew that game.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yuk

Good job by the O’s

Bad job by us.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

This game sucked.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

embarrassing

going to take awhile to live this one down

by dsharp on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The Sox have not been doing well with rain delay games this year.

Especially this time. They got complacent, and they got sloppy.

by lone1c on Jun 30, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Time to carry around giant tents.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beckett

At the very fucking least, Beckett goes tomorrow, so as long as he can throw a 9 inning Perfect Game tomorrow, we can still win this series!

by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Well, minus the perfect game expectations.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right, just a CG then...

I’m just looking to avoid using the bullpen

by South Coast Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game Story: Graphic Defecation.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 30, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, the troll comment's gone already?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha.

On a semi-related note, whatever happened to the ltrain2 guy?

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by bdalebs on Jun 30, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Night.

We needed Matsushocka’s drink of the night today.

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by bdalebs on Jul 1, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

ANUS FACE BLEW THE SAVE

O R I O L E S

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Jul 1, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

You stay classy, Maryland.

I hope you enjoyed your World Series for the year…

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 1, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

we will thank you.

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Jul 1, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great managers

don’t blow 10-1 leads. This is on you, Tito-retardo.

by ccthemovieman on Jul 1, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, but that is the silliest post ever!

Every relief pitcher but RamRam and Bard, who weren’t in the game, wet the bed. How is that Tito’s fault? He wasn’t going to bring Smoltz back out after an hour-plus rain delay.

You can praise the bullpen constantly and then rip the manager when those same pitchers can’t hold a 9-run lead for 5 innings. If it’s Francona’s fault last night, then you have to praise him for every time a Sox player plays well.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he didn't help...

…but to lay it all on Tito would be like blaming him for a meteor strike killing the entire defense in the top of the second.

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Jul 1, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

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