GameThread: Red Sox @ Orioles - June 29
Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles, Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
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I just heard a collective “I told you so…” from all the JD for lead-off advocates. Well played, sirs, well played…
"Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.' "
-Ricky Bobby
LINE-UPS: Back with DH-ly Goodness
Home-Away-From-HOme:
We’ve Mentioned This, RF
Slumpy, 2B
Beard of Truth, 3B
Manny Who?, LF
The Large Father, DH
Hottest Wife, 1B
Wheels McSteals, CF
Braaaaaiiiinnnssss, C
Greenie, SS
Reclaim Your Greatness, SP
Perpetual Visitors:
Aging Jacoby-Dusty Lovechild, 2B
Someone Traded Him for Erik Bedard, CF
Nick the Greek, RF
Once Punked Joba, DH
Moldy, LF
I always confuse him with Hank Blalock, 1B
The Bunk, 3B
Charm City Messiah, C
Andirons, SS
What’s a “Jason Berken?” SP
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 29, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
Lowell got some fluid drained from his hip, pre-shot.
15 cm^3, if anyone knows whether that amount is concerning.
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That sounds like a little...
But the knee isn’t really a place you want a ton of fluid, so yeah.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, well, I store water bottles in my hip.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 29, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Given that I can't figure out what WOULD be an O...
I’m gonna say no.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 29, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a lot of space for fluid in the hip, esp. with a messed up labrum, or so I thought.
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I'm so glad interleague is over
I hate NL-style baseball.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
I'd like it more if we played it everyday.
The NL has the advantage of getting the DH, but they have to deal with a lack of talent, so it balances out…for now.
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We'll get him out of there by the 4th.
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Evening all
Animal Collective is actually from Baltimore. So is Beach House. Other than this, they suck and we should sweep these assholes.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Evening, MGBB
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 29, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually find the Orioles to be one of the least offensive teams in the league.
Generally speaking full of likable guys.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 29, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
Aside from the whole “OMG IT’S JESUS WEITERS!!!” thing.
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Eh, they need their hope where they can get it.
I’m mostly annoyed by outside fans buying into it to the point where they whole-heartedly talk about “Future Hall-of-Famer Matt Weiters”
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I do like that team
But they just aren’t very good, they’re like a slightly better version of the Nats. We should have swept the Nats, and we damn should do that now.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 29, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey.
Ms. South Carolina on TV in your area?
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What?
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by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Difference between comedy and tragedy
Tragedy: Sox batters in 1-pitch outs.
Comedy: Opposing batters in 1-pitch outs.
Romantic Comedy:
Fallon in stands.
Oh, wait, that’s not funny…
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Comedy: Fallon gets smacked with pizza.
Tragedy: Last night’s LOLMets v. Yankees game. Rivera is the only one who should be happy with his performance in that game.
That was so weird to watch.
Esp. with the ESPN guys nearly jumping out of the booth to kill the Mets.
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I can has GeeAiDeePee?
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Which is part of the FAIL
The Yankees earned ONE run off of the LOLMets. The Mets gave them the other three. And the Yankees were facing what amounts to a AAA lineup, and Wang was NOT good.
Green was playing shallow LF against Jones
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Gets a lot of singles there, according to the hit chart on his MLB.com profile.
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I'll take 8 more just like it
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 29, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Going throuw their 1-2-3 hitters on 12 pitchs is always welcome!
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
26 and 30 years old.
17 homers between them after the 2 jacks. Neither with an OPS in the 800’s.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
So, basically, guys who get paid to play like beer league softbalol players.
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Nice hitting by Kotsay and The Large Father
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Let's see if Ells can slump-bust his way to second base.
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Nope
Good contact though. Just right at a guy making a good play.
by Ben Buchanan on Jun 29, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice play by Wigginton
Expect Ells to be running here
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
He never does.
Fortunately he gets over it in time to have a clear head for game calling.
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"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Subject lines, MGBB.
Who is that, anyway?
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More like this
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You win
Well done.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Thought those were pelicans for a second.
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It's disinfecting him from Heidi Watney's FAIL.
Or that’s what the Inside Track would have us believe.
Ells 7 back of Crawford, but he'd better pick up the pace unless he wants BJ to pass him.
Freakin’ Rays, with their 100 homers and steals.
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I'm much happier
With Rays fans talking about their awesome stats than their awesome W-L (which is not so bad, but still)…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 29, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
They should be better.
Their pen is dragging them down.
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Yeah, I saw RJ blaming all the Rays fortunes in close games this season on 'luck'
That’s just plain stupid. That bullpen sucks balls, and winning close games ain’t just luck.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't ever check that site anymore.
Can’t participate anyway.
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Apparently they have the fourth-lowest ERA in MLB right now.
So it looks like it’s a split-personality bullpen: it’s either lights out or stinking up the joint. Kinda like last year, actually.
I know it's only the 2nd inning but...Shit...lots of missed opportunities
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Going back off the radar for a few hours.
Night all – Go Sox!
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Is it just me, or does the Orioles manager look an awful lot like Bill Shatner?
"Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.' "
-Ricky Bobby
Howdy
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 29, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay, lots of people LOB tonight
GREAT stuff.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Weiters likes coutry music and Nickelback !!!!!
yawks!
The only Red Sox fan in a country where nobody cares about basball!
Sorry about that
Delayed double post, I guess.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ells is closing in on CC
Until we play TB again and CC steals 15 in a 3 game series.
DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!
Yeah, that's the power of

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by MerryGoByeBye on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
New rule for Crawford
At the start of each series, a 10-lb. weight is attached to each of Crawford’s legs. For each stolen base in the course of a series, an additional 5-lb weight is added to each leg. During series against the Red Sox, those weights are doubled.
Have someone peg him in the hip?
Pay Joba off in beer.
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Think we can get Miguel Cabrera for Julio Lugo, Chris Carter. Rocky Cherry, Charlie Zink, Javier Lopez, Kason Gabbard, Jeff Bailey, cash considerations and a PTBNL ?
DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!
Damn it, I thought I was onto something good.
DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!
by matzushocka45 on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
the PTBNL would have been Devern Hansack circa last game of 2006 where mother nature robbed him of a no-no.
DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!
by matzushocka45 on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
That was… unmagical…
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Jun 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
5 H 0 BB 8 K
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Lester is a stud
Also, I do like very much some JD Drew, I think he’s a very underrated player by our fanbase.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Agree on both
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh? game not over?
Or is gameday slow?
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Nope. 1 out to go ...
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Jun 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
My TV is broken
I saw Jason Bay make a good play…
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
Nice catch by Bay to end it
Congrats to Paps. He is now tied for the Sox’ all-time lead in saves
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
That was a save?
Two out, two men on, for one hitter? Or am I not picking up on the sarcasm?
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Yes, it's a save.
If the pitcher is the last pitcher in the game for the winning team, and comes into the game with the tying run on base, at the plate, or on deck, it’s a save, regardless of how many outs are needed to close out the win.
Or he could pitch the last 3 innings of a game.
No matter what the score.
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