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GameThread: Yankees @ Red Sox - June 10

New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox, Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT


 

Red Sox
1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
2. J.D. Drew, RF
3. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
4. Jason Bay, LF
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. David Ortiz, DH
7. Mark Kotsay, CF
8. Nick Green, SS
9. George Kottaras, C

Yankees
1. Derek Jeter, SS
2. Johnny Damon, LF
3. Mark Teixeira, 1B
4. Alex Rodriguez, 3B
5. Robinson Cano, 2B
6. Jorge Posada, C
7. Hideki Matsui, DH
8. Nick Swisher, RF
9. Melky Cabrera, CF


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I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teixeira's single would definitely be a HR at Coors East

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Couple other parks too.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww, c'mon USG...

Oh, well, I’ll delete my FanPost.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

But I'll copy the body of it, because I put some research [read: check FG, type numbers into post] into it:
The Red Sox are going for their seventh straight win to start the season series over the MFY. The starters are Tim Wakefield, who has been awesome to start the season, and Chien-Ming Wang, who hasn’t. The question on my mind is whether or not these two pitchers will continue at their current level of performance for the rest of the season. According to ZiPS, Wakefield should be slightly worse for the rest of the season, at least by FIP, but not dramatically worse (4.90 v. 4.58). Wang, who obviously can’t continue to be as bad as he has been, should pitch much better for the rest of the season, better than Wakefield even – a predicted FIP of 3.87 for the rest of the season. Will tonight be the beginning of these turnarounds? For the sake of Wakefield, the Sox, and all of their fans, I hope not.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening All!

Go Sox!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once Matzushocka gets on, someone remind me to talk to him about the Jays.

He said, three weeks ago today, “Talk to me in three weeks” about them when I suggested that they might be for real. Now they’re in third place, but only 1.5 GB.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait...

Okay, centerfield didn’t split in half and burst into a fiery hell, so I’m assuming we’re OK.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeter and A-Rod play the left side

’Nuff said …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARod made no attempt either

but he prob wouldn’t have had a play

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Bay-be!

1-0, good guys. Nice throw, Judas!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

HA!

Damon was shallow and still cant throw out the runner!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I just hope the Sox don't let him off the hook

score early & often

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Wang was lucky that inning

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

They've got some decent arms

And a great offense

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll be back to finish him off.

Think, it’s more chances to destroy what little confidence he has

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kotsay leaving runners on base? Un-thinkable.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh hell no.

He was SO out. Damn, bunt hit for Swisher.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play by Nicky

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Clutch hitting by Cap'n Fistpump

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Kottaras!!

2-1

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

nick swisher is a zombie

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play, Swisher

Lots of room in Fenway’s RF

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wang used to be so good WTF happened.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm... that whole foot injury thing in Houston?

He was running home to score, started limping halfway down from third?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. Stupid inter-league play.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, because it hurt one guy on our rival's team, it's bad?

It could’ve happened in a intra-league game too. If it was directly caused by the running, he’s a fat slob.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

no it’s bad for many more reasons than that.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Explain?

Also, you ignoring the Jays thing?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

the jays signed david dellucci today, they still suck.

And if you enjoy inter-league play I can’t chat with you.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...kay...

And Dellucci signed a minor league deal – not a big signing.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

a team that needs dellucci is not a good team.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youk may have K'd

But he made Wang throw a lot of pitches to get it.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same

When you have Youk, Bay back to back with one out, and a man on 3rd. You really expect to bring him home.

Bay was chasing pitching a little over aggressive.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Blinks*

Did I miss a half inning there?

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me

or is Wake leaving his knuckle a little high tonight?

If Tex squares the ball up a little better he takes him deep twice, rather than two doubles.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So long as he doesn't.

Only needs to go a few more innings now.

by Ben Buchanan on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double and a Single, rather.

Eh, if he thinks it’s getting too dangerous, he’ll make an effort to get it down.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

time to send Wang to the showers

no more of this foolishness

and why is his name pronounced WONG but spelled Wang?

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I pronounce it Wang

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

but have you noticed Sox, MFY and Fox announcers say WONG?

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I have

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also pronounce the word Jeter as doucebag

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

*douchebag

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captain America

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

One that bugs me

Is how they pronounce Okajima’s name

Everyone calls him: Hi – decky

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Different languages pronounce stuff differently – “G” and “J” are flipped in French.
/slams head to clear rest of language out

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you say Chad Johnson

I say Ocho Cinco

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm calling him o-choke-ink-o.

Put a space in it next time, attention whore.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wang/Wong

I’d personally like to see him stay at least to the 8th. I wouldn’t mind a 10+ run game for our side.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per Eck

“wong is not long for this game”

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eck was right

Then again, many predicted it.

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mikey!!

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, very nice.

Just too well timed – a little later, that’s gone.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad luck

He hit it to the deepest part of the park

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, Papi gave that a ride

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by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Russell Branyan 4 the Sox

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Why Not?

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Because, umm...

Wow, he’s been great actually. Less than average in UZR, though, and only at 1B.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect short term acquisition.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swisher bugs me

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"Phil Phranchise"

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a great chance to give Hughes confidence

Even if he gets banged around, the chances are he’ll be better than Wang or Burnett.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha.

Who are they talking about with paternity leave?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wang.

His wife is apparently very, very pregnant.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's the father?

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a funny thread tonight

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

great observation…Girardi is that you?

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That ball is caught

If Pedroia wasn’t 4’11" lol

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

If Pedroia's not that height, he's not MVP.

His campaign was a noun, a verb, and 4’11".

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice hitting, Judas

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wake is bending

But unlike Wang, not breaking.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like his strategy

you know bend but dont suck

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

To me, that sounds hard to swallow…

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! You never run out do you?

Sox need more runs!!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

its what hes doin isnt it??

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baron Viscount Dennis Von Eckersley

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

Dennis Eckersley. Hall of Famer, guy known for his colorful language (moving fastball is “cheese, with hair”.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eck

Is on NESN right now, he is pulling double duty announcing for ESPN as well?

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, he isn't.

I read ESPN as NESN. Whoops.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice hustle by Drew

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It sure was!

I need to remember to fast forward after I’ve hit pause. Your comment posted before I had a chance to see the play.

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youk!!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

YOUK!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Swisher can dive for Youk's HR too

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Youk!

This f’n guy imitates Papi’s celebration.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Warthog

Delivers Snowflake after the triple.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Warthog is pretty obvious

Youk is a filthy, magnificent bastard.

“Snowflake,” because Drew is unique, fragile, and very, very pale.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

as the despair.com caption reads (underneath a picture of a snowflake):

" remember, you’re unique, just like everyone else"

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My motto is

“All humans are unique, but some are more unique than others.”

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the forks, with one f'd up:

Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tex bugs me

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He and A-Roid are boyfriend and boyfriend

Jeter is the third wheel.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

He reminds me of Hymie the Robot from the old Get Smart
.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tex is impressive.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing to do with Baseball

But I can’t stand Tex’s face.

(Don’t ask me why)

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that is what bugs me!!

his expressions & mouth (MOUF) always hanging open

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leigh likes it

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is Leigh?

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

His manly looking wife.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

She looks like a fucking guy

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

she looks like a scoop of peanut butter

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I absolutely had to pick

I would have sex with a scoop of peanut butter before her.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve had both and the PB is better, just an FYI

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, what branch of the military were you in?

Didn’t they have a “Don’t ask, don’t tell?” policy?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that for the gays? I am not gay.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You had sex with Mark Teixeiras wife?

Ima tell the New York press! He can be in the “Im as cool as A-Rod club”!!!

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gambling problem?

Dated Madonna?
Purple lipstick?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

At my age, I’m not doing much on the circuit.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on..

You know you want that.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you post a picture of a scoop of PB so we can see the likeness?

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I googled peanut butter

and this was the first result. Can it fit the bill?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuck

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY MAN THE CHILD IS UNDERAGE!!!!

Scoop of peanut butter or Leigh Texeira. Which one is sexier?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

PB

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If she is PB is Tex jam?

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can’t hit anything

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you lack hands?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

let’s change the subject.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone should ask her

“Will you stick to the roof of my mouth?”

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that has more to do with the $

If hes driving a garbage truck I think she would hate his face too

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Der.

It’s always about the wallet.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya but with a wallet his size

You would think he wouldn’t have picked up a transvestite

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe she's a real whore in the bedroom.

To make up for not being a lady on the streets.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they make A-rod's lip color as lipstick?

That bright pink is just so amazing. Its like perma-lipstick

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

But doesn't it have that gnarly bluish tinge?

At least in his infamous “Slappy McBlue Lips” photo from the ALCS back in 2004.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that guy is a prissy sissy boy

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

eww

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

And Jeter is the middle.

Damon is the photographer.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tex’s wife who didn’t like the shops Boston had to offer and thus didn’t want him to sign here.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, like she goes shopping.

Don’t you need at least 2 X chromosomes?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This needs to be Wake's last inning.

He’s not holding down the Yankees, and if we leave him in more runs will score.

And besides, he is OLD, IMHO!

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

YA DOOD HES SO OLD

ATLEAST 60 BY NOW. WE NEED 2 GET HIM OUT SO HE CAN GO 2 THE OLD FOLKS HOME AND BE IN TIME FOR THE GELATIN DESSERT!

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oddness:

Aladdin is in the top 10 Twitter topics, kicking out the MFY for tonight.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Peter Gammons

Sitting here giving us a detailed scouting report about all of our prospects. Love it

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It's compensation

For all the time the ESPN announcers spend ballwashing the MFYs.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

He’s banned to the bone.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bradshaw?

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Free Bradshaw"

He’s a Pinstripe Alley user.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume that's it for Wake

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what happens when you assume...

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh don't tell me you haven't heard that...

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard it.

I just like to make people stop mid-joke and give me a WTF look?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

John Smoltz starts tomorrow?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Nvm. Misheard it.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

DIZ IS NOT JURNALIZM

U SHUT UP!!!

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ibanez did steroids

I heard Manny injected him.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was Leigh

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leigh was too busy cheating on her husband with A-Rod

I think thats why Tex always has that dumbfounded, moronic look on his face. He must have caught a glimpse of it.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I mean, I can see her using heroin, but that’s the only needle usage I can see her participating in – definitely not botox.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard she does cocaine

off of A-rod’s gludius maximus

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and yay for spelling that wrong

gluteus

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was addicted to coke in a former life, i got into rehab.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna leave that alone.

B/c I prefer not to imagine his posterior.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am sure it looks like a typical booty

just alot of needle marks on it from all the roids.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gree.

Dat’s y I never sight srzs.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

d00d ur mah jurnalist h3r0

can u recomend me how 2 be guud riter? I alredi use mikrosof werd with build in spel chex n thesaris. ne tips u can giv 2 me?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, you're writing books...

Shouldn’t you be fact-check – Dammit, I can’t say type it with a straight face.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Penny can’t be traded yet – skipped start?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No..

I was reading last night, the Sox intend to let Smoltz play a game then skip his next start or something like that until Penny is gone.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can be traded before the start after tomorrow's

Monday is the first day for FA’s to be tradeable.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

when did bennigans close i went there today and no dice.

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

more runs please!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

stupid economy

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh.

Their Monte Cristo made me puke – can’t imagine they were destined for greatness.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bay with the hat trick.

Yay

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Johnny Damon

You cocksucker.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

What was with the guy in the road Youk jersey?

Tried to reach over and grab the ball, then stayed hung over the fence.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

the idea of paps in this game makes me cringe

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK RAM RAM?

DAMN YOU.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I kinda like when Ram Ram gets shook up like this

I mean I hate to see him give up runs, but he gets ANGRY when he starts fucking up.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

sell high!

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm... he's plummeting.

Barring a mid-AB trade, it’s not happening.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

We should trade Ram Ram for Jack Wilson

or Nick Johnson?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for a well thought at reply

…I hate Teixeira’s stupid gaped mouth face!

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

pb

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green's really stepped up on D.

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE REPLY FAIL

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

especially PB.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

PB<3333333333333

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

still cant drink-boating accident

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

all outta vodka

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

vodka is a soft drink to me, u missed the humor.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Aaron Harang.

That guys a badass

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't need him.

Shouldn’t waste prospects – they don’t grow on trees.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not saying we should trade for him

I know we don’t need him. Hes just a badass.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so id delmon young, he throws bats.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delmon Young sucks ass

I want Jose Offerman or Elijah Dukes. Those are the true bat throwers.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And people who are much more threatening.

I believe I got banned one time (of many) from DRB for making a Dukes joke.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck DRB

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

x2

Fuck Tampa.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Tampa except your home

and the half of your school that isn’t Tampa Bay fans.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate posada

How big is his fuckin nose? Pinocchio?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

So not only is he Pinnochio

He is Ben Stiller aswell? I am jealous :(

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

horacio ramirez needs to be pulled

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

thats damn sure not ramon out there

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6889

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could we use that strategy to get rid of Lugo?

Change his name to Clay Buchholz, and then trade him for a player with an actual bat and/or glove?

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't he have to agree to said name change?

Maybe get him to make a Chad Johnson type change, but be clever about it.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

now do u know who horacio ramirez is URZ guy?

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesh.

It’s UZR, btw.
/nerd

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseball stats is stupid

They don’t show OBP on the scoreboard, so it doesn’t matter

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct!

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What will his name be when he joins the Red Sox?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i may not know weird new stats but i know terrible ball players

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drinking and the military

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matzu = drinking?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yum

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

PB is the new meme of Over The Monster

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should totally screw with the MFY fans on PA.

Just keep posting PB – they’ll be all like “Passed ball? Wha?”

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goober is the best

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i also have good trade ideas

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our whole farm for Tim Lincecum

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Jeff Kent

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was joking about trading for a guy thats retired

Who missed who’s sarcasm here? :D

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's retired?

I stopped paying attention to him once he started the racist stuff. :)

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Retired this offseason. He said Manny tried to inject him in Los Angeles and it was too much for him to handle

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, Hamlet?

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

She should join the group

Maidens Who Don’t Float.
[See here.]

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sucks.

RamRam picked a Yankee game to lose command of his stuff. Least we had a cushion.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Wake had better not get a ND for this shit.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

more runs please!!!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Okie Dokie!!

Vintage Okie has to be my favorite reliever.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

OK I want Hughes out!!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

even the sun shines on a dogs ass

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Nick Swisher

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Swisher bugs me!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Massgal's equivalent of saying what Charged said.

Massgal, have you even cursed on here? Even “suck?”

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually type : sux

swearing isn’t really my thing unless there is some silly phuckery on the highway: then its: mofo or c********* .

I really am not really a good commuter.

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither is anyone in the Northeast.

Then they retire or move for another reason down to Florida – thanks.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FL isnt my scene

I’d like to live in another country – Canada—I love Toronto ; maybe London & ( if you’ve ever seen Dog Day Afternoon) Wyoming

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I apologize for my profanity. it explains my 2 prior divorce issues.

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a personal problem.

Also – put women above PB. Should solve some problems.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go Papi, here we go!

Clap clap

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Bye bye hitting streak

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

One more AB?

This or next inning, preferably.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I'm not saying I wouldn't want to see a walk-off :)

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Always want to keep the lead.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I sound like a broken record but : more runs please
If Paps works tonight…

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

papi is like tits on a bull

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Fun to watch?

Or you hope they pop out?

I dont get the analogy.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

useless as...t*ts on a bull

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

change of subject

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could write a book with all the thing you say.

It’s like a teenage version of common phrases.

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

me?

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that bad?

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok good, i was going to cuss u out

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by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

now im curious... kidding

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didnt realize there was a female here so i monitor my f word useage

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did you miss MassGal?

I mean, she’s constantly chatting away on here. :)

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont pay attention to the names usually.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And for clarification

Touchy Mod = Me.

I think Randy or Allen would be the “Feely” mod. Not that I’ve tried.

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to be a mod here

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want the ability to ban people.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i seem to remember a pretty good game thread with just myself

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, that was pretty funny.

I’d love to get everyone to conspire against you and leave you alone for an entire GT.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to see you drunk on here as a mod.

That would be a hilarious sight

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

early and often

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh I dont care if you 'curse'

the mods might

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont care if you care, it was sarcasm. I don’t say anything u havent heard or said. And the mods hate me anyhow.

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont care if you dont care that I dont care

your turn

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

o_O

GRAB THE POPCORN!!!

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

useless

useles

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it

Like the bull has tits? Or like a girl with tits riding the bull?

I know bulls are only males, so they would probably look like A-rod if they had tits, but please clarify

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh...

I like the zoom in during the pitch. Weird psych-out thing.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope it starts raining right now.. for like 3 hours

And they call the game.

I dont wanna see paps.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish

Now that Bard has hit triple digits, I want paps gone NAO

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to me.

I wanted him gone before Bard was called up. His antics are annoying as hell.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clutch hitting by Cap'n Tange and Judas

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

I can’t wait till you typo Jeter’s nickname and he becomes Cptn. Tang.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okie is dialed in tonight

He was making them look silly with his slip finger. Brings back happy happy memories.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greece is the word

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

please get the run in, please

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN calls Paps "Papelbom"

So close, yet so far from being either correct—-or hilarious.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

What do they call Mariano River?

Reincarnated Jesus?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didnt even walk

wtf?

Drew walked lulz

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, he didn't walk...

Damn you people making me look back and forth from this thread to the game.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with what McCarver once said

these mound visits as BS; delaying the game.

One visit by catcher or other infielders & then when mgr comes out- the pitcher needs to be pulled

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn't it the Yankees

That accused and complained about the Soxs stealing signs?

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Michael Kay?

Don’t you just love how he says “SEE YAHHHH!!!”

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP DENYING IT!!!

“AROID HITS A BOMB SEE YAHHHH OMG I LOVE JETER SEE YAHHHH!!! NICK SWISHER SEE YAHHH!!!”

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad, too sad

( juvenile comebacks are the theme tonight)

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HERE WE GO YOUKAHHHH

DO THE YANKS DIRTY LIKE LEIGH TEXEIRA DID TO BOSTON

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

PB

DO NOT BRING JACK WILSON OR NICK JOHNSON TO BOSTON !!!

by matzushocka45 on Jun 10, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lmfao

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's got the title right now?

And that would be my sig if I didn’t want to get banned from every other blog.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, rec'd.

How many rec’s till it has to become so?

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

White knuckle time

Paps on …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Whos Paps?

Oh you mean Dice-K Jr?

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lord

I can’t watch but will think good thoughts

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youk had to have heard me

We are both Jewish-Americans. We run on the same brain frequency.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

REPLY FAIL!!!

YAY

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ian Kinsler

Suddenly got a weird urge to do the yankee’s dirty….opps wrong player.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kapler is like half hawaiian or something

His Jewish isn’t as strong as Youkah’s

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird

I didn’t see Ian Kinsler on the list, but I know he is Jewish.

Also, weird that they have players on the list as Jewish whos fathers are Jewish. I always thought it was if your mother is Jewish your considered Jewish by the religion, but not if only your father was.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hymie down

One out.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol @ espn announcers

“Arod hoping he can hit 562 here”
“I look at his homerun total alot different than I used to”

I love it.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I really need to know where Paps splitter went

It’s killing me.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That reminds me

I have to go rent Prototype.

Thanks for the reminder.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Came out yesterday, I believe.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREAT SAVE PETEY!!!

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful K!!!

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He's still annoying.

Just not as annoying. If he walks Posada, I’m mad.

by bdalebs on Jun 10, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably at the Steinbrenner household

Swimming in a pool filled with cash.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the posts

 can rewind & watch now

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh thank God.

Jason Bay doesn’t blow it.

by lone1c on Jun 10, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

HOORAY!!!!

7-0 HAS NEVER FELT SO SWEET!!!!

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Such a great song

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lovely

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew!

It’s over!!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Jun 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Let the church say "amen"

Good Night All!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Jun 10, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a white knuckle game

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was torture....

However, Paps wasn’t that bad this time, and he got a save..

by superferret on Jun 10, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

As Michael Kay would say

“SEEE YAHHHHHH!!”

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Jun 10, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

THAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!!

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Jun 10, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Night Everyone

Great game!

Close, but I’d say Okajima was the MVP he did an amazing job of holding them.

by ruktuim on Jun 10, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

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