Sox Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Out
A few moments ago, in a stadium far far away...
It is a time of great unrest in the New Yankee stadium. Seats go unsold, games go unwon. In this perilous epoch, a champion emerges, slithering onto the field to do battle against the Red Sox scum, and all of Yankee universe turns its eyes to the mighty right arm of Joba Chamberlain:
Joba, showing off his conditioning, via blog.firedocs.com
His fiery performance energized Yankee Universe. They clamored and cheered when he hit Jason Bay in the back, in possible retaliation for a 1st-inning three-run homer. And his passion and 10 strikeouts distracted the denizens of the wretched hive of scum and villainy from an unimpressive 5.2 inning, 4 run performance.
Meanwhile, Josh Beckett stayed on target through 6, scattering 10 hits and only allowing 3 runs. Okajima was brilliant in his two innings of work, which was a pleasant surprise considering how often he struggles against the Yanks.
Offensively, Jason Bay continues to be a New Hope, finally slugging out of the 4 slot, where he should have been all along (no offense to Youkilis). Meanwhile, we still await the Return of the Papi: no power tonight from Ortiz, although he showed good discipline at the plate (1 for 3 with two walks). Pedroia was the only Red Sox player to have multiple hits, for what that's worth; he snagged three, to raise his average to .321.
Great night, great (two-game) series. The Sox sit undefeated by the Yankees five games into the season series, Fenway is bouncing, and Toilet 2.0 is empty (especially around home plate). May the force be with us.
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nice Empire tie in...
Possible suggestion, instead of toilet 2.0, perhaps ‘the new death star’. The Sox still have alot of games against the Yankees, but it is nice to see them off to such a good start. Jason Bay is an amazing player, I like his dogged determination and quiet manner. Joba, showed frustration and a lack of composure, I hope Bay takes him deep on the first pitch the next time they meet!
by MonsterShadow327 on May 6, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
I've gotta feel for Joba.
It can’t be easy having to go out and pitch the day after his mom got popped slinging meth. Drug addiction sucks.
That said, eff him. I’m in the YES market, so I had no choice but to listen to them explain how he just “flew open” and the pitch “sailed” right into Bay’s ribs. That was as intentional as it gets. Dick.
But really, I hope his mom gets the help she needs.
Manny ain't the only bad man.
Yeah Meth is scary.
Never really encountered it back east, but out here its kinda a big deal. These adds are on TV out here in WY all the time. They are pretty terrifying.
It's a -huge- problem in Montana, too.
The stuff is ridiculously cheap and easy to make. Add kids with nothing to do and few aspirations and you’ve got a problem.
"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.
Observation...
Josh Beckett buzzes former Yankee/current Angel Bobby Abreu when his pitching motion is interrupted by a time-out call, throwing near his head and then is non-apologetic = six game suspension. Joba Chamberlain, who regularly throws at the head of Kevin Youkilis with little or no provocation, intentionally hits Youkilis’ teammate in the ribs after Bay took him deep.
Any predictions on the suspension? Exactly. For all the complaining from other fans about the Yankees/Red Sox, as though they were the same entity, its fairly clear that the Yankees remain tow-headed, vacant-eyed number-one son of Major League Baseball…
Just sayin’
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on May 6, 2009 2:46 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
With Watson's track record, you're right
Beckett may very well be suspended for Joba being a headhunting, whiny, sore loser.
Hilarious
Two of my greatest loves, Star Wars and the Red Sox. Great Title, funny story. o Red Sox.
opps Beckett suspension part 2
As much as many MLB teams complain that there was a pro Sox bias with George Mitchell’s relationship with the MLB front office and having an investment with the Red Sox. Former Yankee and MLB VP Bob Watson has done all these nuisance things to the Sox regard to fines and enforcement.
The guy did his infamous spot check of Tito was wearing his uniform. The Beckett suspension was so stupid, given Beckett wasn’t thrown out, nor was Tory Hunter was fine for his antics.
I mean Vincent Padilla has probably caused more fights and charges to the mound than any active player, and is a renown headhunter, especially when he is being hammered, (ask Nick Swisher who charge Padilla in 2007) I wonder how many times he has been fine by Watson. Or Daniel Cabrera of the Orioles? Scott Kazmir was renown like Joba for having control issues… how about when Matt Garza threw very high and tight against Pedroia in the opening series?
Pitching high and tight is part of the game, If Beckett wanted to be known as a headhunter, he would be throwing more like Padilla or Garza.
What pisses me off more
I was pissed when he drilled Bay in the back. I was even more pissed when the Ump did nothing about it.
What pisses me off even more is when he yells and screams in the middle of a game and the ump does nothing. That kind of shit wouldn’t fly 10 years ago. He would have been tossed immediately.
If I were batting, got called out on strikes on arguable strike calls and he started yelling and screaming. I would have been rushing the mound.
That kind of shit wouldn’t fly if he was a 10 year old in Little League. He’d get kicked out of the league for unsportsmanlike conduct.
It's east to hate the MFY
when they’ve got an unclassy hot-head like Joba pitching for them. You’re able to hit someone with a pitch because you’re frustrated at them? It was one of the most intentional hits I’ve ever seen and there was no warning given after. But, I mean, I guess I’d be frustrated too if my team stunk and my mom was addicted to meth.
kudos to nuthinboutnuthin...
I had forgotten about the Beckett/Abreau incident last year, and I too would like to see the League review last night and do the right thing. If you hit a 3-run homer off of a guy because your swing was better than the pitcher’s delivery, that’s the Big Leagues. If you drill the guy who hit the 3-run homer off of you because you’re frustrated, that’s Little League. Joba showed poor sportsmanship and a fundamental lack of respect for the game, and at the very least, a warning should’ve been issued. I don’t have any sympathy for this action, and if he uses the arrest of his mother as an excuse publically, he is even more shameful. I hope he doesn’t make that his excuse, because it will further display his poor character. I do pity him for this predicament, but when you make as much money as he does to pitch professionally, you should be able to have said professionalism.
by MonsterShadow327 on May 6, 2009 11:18 AM EDT reply actions
I am all for Joba to show his antics
Because it isn’t going to help his team, and alienate other clubs. I thought it was inappropriate that he was screaming after the fifth inning, in an early regular season game with his team DOWN.
Joba is going to get charged one of these days, especially if he throws at someone like Ortiz. A team that does have a beef with the Yankees, especially A-Rod are the Blue Jays….
The excuse of Joba hitting batters was control issues, but if he was hitting the corners of the plate, then he doesn’t have control issues, he just acting childish.
I just wish...
…we could rely on him getting disciplined for infractions.
He’s quite the little rage-ball (although looking at his background, you can perhaps see why), and I think he can be prodded, provoked and manipulated to an extent. The problem is, I think his frustration and anger only helps him in game situations unless he ends up getting tossed for it.
I have no problem envisioning a regularly occurring scenario like Coco v. Shields, except you know that Joba’s going to react like fifty million times more violently than Shields did. See Exhibit 1:
“I’ll eat your children! And your dog!”
Seriously, he’d totally gouge someone’s eye out. Incidentally, agitator/gougee would be a perfect role for F’Lugo, I think.
If we could rely on an ejection + suspension, then why not pick on him in any way feasible? Of course, the way things go for the Yankees, we’d probably get some gauzy and flowery post-altercation letter by Bob Watson praising Joba’s fierce and manly defense of the honor and tradition of the League’s flagship (if somewhat retarded) franchise. The letter might then actually degenerate into slurping and moaning sound effects. The letter would conclude with Watson suspending the entire Red Sox roster for 50 games and revoking our World Series titles from ’04 and ’07, citing “upitiness.”
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on May 6, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
MFY fans love to whine about how Red Sox pitchers target their players
They cite raw HBP numbers to back up their argument. This is silly. You have to gauge the pitcher’s intent. Certain players—Giambi, Jeter, Youkilis, Millar—get hit often because they stand close or dive over the plate. Bitch Tits’ heavily padded elbow is usually close to the strike zone when he’s hitting (I believe there’s a radio transmitter in there that allows him to steal signs).
No one can argue that Joba has targeted Youk. How many times has he thrown at his head? But, if you want to cite raw numbers, in 5 games this year, MFY pitchers have hit Red Sox hitters 8 times. The MFY have been hit only twice. Yet I haven’t heard any Sox fan whine about how the MFY are throwing at us (except for Joba).
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
The yankees new stadium is such a disaster that i almost feel bad for them. They’re probably going to be one of the worst ERA teams in baseball all season and its partly because balls can’t stay in that park. And meanwhile they’ll be playing in front of empty seats, and later theyl get to deal with new shades of a-rod controversies.
Its overwhelming
overwhelmingly awesome.
Postseason?
Not at the rate they’re going. Sox-Royals ALCS, baby!
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on May 6, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, they'll still be financially active/inactive regardless of whether they're in.
It’ll take a few days for their sales to dry up.
Nope...
YES is a cash cow, and one reason why they are worth so much…
Note to any potential baseball team buyer, make sure you buy the Broadcasting rights. The most lucrative teams in baseball, Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Cubs own their broadcasting While other big market teams like the Dodgers, Angels, etc. are less value because they don’t own their own sports network.
I think Yankee Stadium will work out their kinks...
It seems right now more like Candlestick than Old Yankee Stadium. The great thing about Wrigley is the wind is predictable as the Season changes, The Candlestick wind was very, very unpredictable. The New Yankee Stadium looks like there is a funnel effect where the wind is being blown through certain parts of the stadium..
Two things has to be changed in Yankee Stadium. The Right Field Wall has to change, it has to be bended and shaped, rather than a straight wall, besides pushing back the wall a couple of metres in Right Field. Second there has to be some wind barriers that are similar to those put on top of AT&T Park in San Francisco. I think if the Yankees do something about the swirling wind that is making long pop ups into home runs, half their problem is solved.

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