GT: Red Sox vs. Indians: REVENGE!
Second thread of the year. Hope that it turns out similar to the first. The line-ups:
| 1. | J. Ellsbury, CF | G. Sizemore, CF |
| 2. | D. Pedroia, 2B | A. Cabrera, 2B |
| 3. | D. Ortiz, DH | V. Martinez, C |
| 4. | J. Bay, LF | S. Choo, RF |
| 5. | M. Lowell, 3B | R. Garko, 1B |
| 6. | J. Varitek, C | J. Peralta, SS |
| 7. | J. Bailey, 1B | M. DeRosa, 3B |
| 8. | J. Van Every, RF | B. Francisco, LF |
| 9. | N. Green, SS | K. Shoppach, DH |
Youk given the day off, so Bailey takes over at first. JD replaced with JvE, and (drumroll, please...) Green is our starting shortstop today.
And the pitching match-ups:
| BOSTON | CLEVELAND | ||
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Jon Lester 1-2, 4.88 Last appearance: 4/24 vs NYY 6.0 IP, 2 ER Dec = ND |
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Fausto Carmona 1-3, 7.36 Last appearance: 4/24 vs MIN 6.0 IP, 4 ER Dec = Loss |
If both of these guys keep pitching like they have, we'll win the slugfest.
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Uhh... did Gameday just skip Pedroia?
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Is it just me, or are Ellsbury ABs ridiculously easy to predict?
Take Ball
Take Strike
Swing at anything near the strike zone.
Evening All
Go Sox!
stuck in ERISA class ( last one of the term!!)
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
the class is govt regulation of employee benefits
ERISA = employment retirement income security act
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Errors by Boston pitchers on back-to-back plays, dating back to yesterday.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Gimme the original Tunak Tunak Tun thing.
Never saw it.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
This is gonna be a long game...
Are we gonna have one of those home-away years? Those are always so depressing, ’cause you start to lose all hope when homestands end.
What's happened to our pitching over the offseason?
It’s not that it’s terrible…
But we’ve gone from the potential for 3 ace-like guys (Beckett, Daisuke, Lester) to 2 guys who can even be consistent (Wakefield, Masterson).
I mean, I understand that Daisuke was due for some regression given HOW he put up his numbers last year, but what’s the deal with Beckett and Lester?
It’s just frustrating going into games having no idea what to expect. I’m only REALLY comfortable with Masterson.
Dice-K isn't close to an ace
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Apr 29, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
His numbers were last year, and if he did put up those numbers, than clearly he can.
Though I did mention that he was unlikely to, given the sort of flukiness of it all.
by Ben Buchanan on Apr 29, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't average 6 innings a start
He was extremely lucky last year. He was OK (nothing special) in 2007. In my opinion, Dice-K is a decent #3 starter.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Apr 29, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
JvE with a very good JD impersonation.
down 0-2 quickly.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
Great AB
Draws a 9-pitch walk
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Apr 29, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Loaded for Ellsbury
Let’s hope he doesn’t hit into DP #5
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
My bad
Lucky of Ells, though
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Apr 29, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
True.
Then again, if he DOES manage to GIDP, that makes him truly incredible.
by Ben Buchanan on Apr 29, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm betting Lowell could this year
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Apr 29, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Lugo.
Petey’s making a statement these last few games, though.
by Ben Buchanan on Apr 29, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Ellsbury should be a 4th OF/pinch-runner
He is good defensively and runs well. But he is a below-average hitter.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Wow It seems like forever since I've been on here
Exams are heating up
And so is the Indian’s offense.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
In class but here ( sorta)
geez, cant you guys drum up a rally or something?!
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
And Lowell doubles in Bay.
We got a run!
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
OK just checked Game Day
Sox are making a comeback!
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
(Yawn!)
What is up with these two game series? We have a duo with the MFY soon in the Mother Fucking City
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I don't get them either.
At least we play 3 in Tampa – I’m going via caravan to the Saturday night game.
Have Fun
I hope Lester comes around in that series
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that'd be nice. Hope I get to see Wake pitch...
he’s scheduled, but the tix are in BFE (18 people = need for cheapest tix).
The MFY series
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry.
Just re-read your post.
This has NOT been my day.
I blame Lugo.
(Just kidding!!!! No flames, please!)
Today I blame Lester
Yesterday I blame J-Lo and Lugo
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Just me and one other TRUE Redsox fan at mine
We have enough problems trying to wrestle the NHS and Student Government elections away from the MFYs at our school. In South Carolina!! We are 1 for 2 this year in elections.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, the elections at my school are tomorrow.
I’m running for Junior Steering {individual classes have own government in addition to SGA} Vice Prez and I think I have a great shot at winning.
Have to wait till next year to do anything about NHS though.
Today us two Redsox fans just grab hold of the NHS Presidency,
But the 53% Black People majority at my school captured Student Council for the MFY Fans-Bitch-Evengelical-Psyschopath
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Politics on what direction to take the school
Redsox= conservative (events, Recycling, helping community)
MFYs= Liberal Tree-hugging-lets spends more money that we don’t have,…etc…
Its quite interesting for it to be divided so neatly
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Not me.
But I know.
And the black people think a “NY” on a hat looks better than a “B” They have no idea what those three letters stand for
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh.
It’s not just black people. Lots of non-baseball fans wear the caps as fashion items – stupid, but we get some money from them.
Also, if you were around for the Commish Bush thread or the Nov. 5th thread over the offseason, you’d know my political alliances.
I disapper over the offseason
…school and girls
I’ll be on and off until exams are over in the first week of June. Then I’ll be on every night.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Junior or Senior?
Class of 2010
And don’t complain about AP
I’m in IB
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Sophomore right now.
Never heard of IB. AP won’t be horrible, just a lot compared to this school year. I was stupid and chose easy classes when the selection sheets were going around last year.
Look up IB
Its international and harder than AP
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm... did you move?
No...
Its just starting to infiltrate the American Education system and I’m one of the Guinea Pigs. Its weighted the same. But I still got the Take AP Calc adn Physics next year.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Plus I hate being a guinea pig:
My school district is trying out SpringBoard workbooks from the CollegeBoard and AVID (Advancement Via Individual Determination). LAME
Liberals...
IDK. I want to go the college out of state… (see other post down below about college)
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate that people wear Pittsburgh hats
Just to be like Chuck D from Public Enemy. I don’t think I have met a true Pirates fan. That team is destined for greatness in the coming years.
I have a friend that's from the 'Burgh and he only wears his Pirates cap when it matches.
He usually wears one of his 10 MFY caps. And he wore his only Stillers shirt the day after the SuperBowl.
Also, my mom’s family is from Pittsburgh, so I’ve had the privilege.
I love Bandwagoners
I just hate being labeled as one myself.
I think I am gonna get a Pirates cap next. Just bought the Hanging Sox cap, and I respect the Pirates and what they are gonna do in the coming years so it’s worth 30 dollars.
There is no doubt I have love for the Sox
They are like my heart and soul, but I love baseball in general. I despite certain teams, yet I love the heart certain teams show.
I mean I am about to spend 250 on an authentic Sox jersey. Would I consider that for any other team? Hell no (Unless I loved the player, and the only one I would even consider at this point is Ian Kinsler. But even he reminds me of some short 2nd baseman we all know and love).
I just respect what the Pirates have done in the past few years. And I want a black and yellow cap to match my totally sick outfitz0rzzz
Despise***
There is no question though that I love the Sox. I’m only 19, but since I was old enough to actually start watching the games and caring (Probably around 1999), they just had this aura and mystique always surrounding them. I love them, but as I said, I love baseball in general aswell.
Umm...
I’m almost 16, and I started watching in 97… It took you till the age of 9 to get baseball? Not saying that I was calculating ERA at 4, but I could follow a game.
I could follow a game around the time I started gaining interest
I was just more interested in Hockey. Spent most of my time playing it and watching it.
Before that, baseball was a “Ill watch the highlights on sportscenter” type of thing.
I noticed everyone being all neutral on Wholio.
I get that he’s a decent option, but we’re just frustrated by having to put up with his lameness.
He's more boring that my 68 year old math teacher
Apparantly she thinks its okay to wear thongs at that age. I hate my school. Gangfights and weird teachers
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean they weren't like:
OMG, LUGO IS GOD!!!
But, they weren’t like:
FIND THIS MAN’S SISTER AND HOLD HER HOSTAGE
Haha....Jose Tabata's wife
What an age difference!
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sister hostage = Tabata's wife kidnapping little kids....
Missed the joke….
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Was...
Traded to the Pirates for Nady and Marte
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how our DH has the same
average and less HR than our catcher
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Carmona is done, Perez in
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Is Papi's problem physical, mental, or both?
He might be injured, but it doesn’t really look like an injury issue—-not like last year. It seems like (1) his timing is completely off, and (2) he’s trying so hard to swing for the fences that he’s not going to hit one for a while.
I'd rather him become a double machine like 2007
He had like 54 on the season. Doubles are better than nothing.
Of course Papi of 2005 is welcome back too.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we trade them both to the MFY?
Competition supposedly creates a better product, right? They can compete with ARod.
Since Javy can't catch the ball
Can we have Jeff Bailey be his own personal catcher?
You know.. so he can roll the ball back to him?
I don’t want anymore dropped ball errors this year.
Or like my little bro's little league team,
hand the ball to the good player next to you.
I hate it when he gets on awful teams.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
My little sister played on a softball team that went undefeated for two straight years playing only baseball teams.
Except for her final game when the shortstop had to miss the game – they lost 20 something to 0. That girl would chase runners all around the basepaths to get them out, barely ever threw.
My bro gets on those teams
because he always goes number one or two overall in the draft and all the shitty-new coach grab him. He’s had one winning season over the past 4 years.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He's good.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya, this is my blog :)
I’ll let him on when I go to college. He can have Sox-inda-South and I’ll make a new one dependent on what college I go to.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Any options at the moment?
I’m determined to attend UF, but I have to keep an open mind or my ’rents will kill me.
Johns Hopkins, UNC, Virginia Tech, Wash U
Just want to get the hell out of SC
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I read an article that says...
The Redsox are the best team in baseball after the 7th inning.
Lets hope it was right.
Since Hunter Jones is shot, and J-Lo needs to be shot, Delcarmen will probably get the call
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RamRam pitched last night
Doubt he will go again tonight. Tito needs to conserve for the Rays.
MDC hasn’t pitched since Monday. And it was a really short inning so I think he will come in.
Yeah...For Lugo right?
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets Hit him Green!
JVE nailed that fastball like I’m going to be nailing chicks at the Taylor Swift Concert tomorrow night.
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Not Swift....Not that I wouldn't mind....Never Mind.
Just the girls there :)
Actually I got a date…well sort of….
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That's sweet
What’s his name? :P
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHAHAHA!
You got me! That was funny…
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I got out of taking my sister to her concert in Plant City.
Cause I didn’t want to sit in the 50 degrees listening to crap without anyone to talk to.
Shes good man
Only Country artist I listen too.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
WAY TO GO CAPTAIN DOUBLEPLAY
J.D. WHO?
YOU’RE LUCKY THE INDIANS DEFENSE HAS SUDDENLY CAUGHT LEPROSY. THEIR LIMBS ARE FALLING OFF AND THEY CANNOT FIELD THE BALL
(Cough) (Cough) I have too....
Maybe Lugo has Swine Flu and infecting the Indians.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Front-paged!
Keep rallying boys!
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
If we hit 500 or so let us know so we can go to a new thread
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think we're hitting 500 tonight.
Unless it goes into extra innings.
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
ELLS!!!!!!!!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Home just in time to see Ells go down 0-2, and find somehow a hit
He’s great at this: Finding hits. Somehow. Which means he’ll only be good with the bat for about 2 months each year.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
OKAY, OKAY....
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I HATE CAPS!!!!!
THEY AREN’T VERY POLITE, YOU KNOW.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
When the fuck did Garko become a good player?
Jesus, weird things happen in Cleveland… Like… Cleveland.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
REMEMBER JOBA!
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY, YOU GOT THE RALLY CAPS THING!
YEP, THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL. ESPECIALLY JETES WITH THE CAN OF BUG SPRAY.
YES
GOD, I HAD A GREAT TIME IN THAT GAME. AN EVEN BETTER ONE WE KICKED THEIR ASSES IN THE ALCS.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, fuck that, REMEMBER JAMES

:’(
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
CLEVELAND!!!

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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
GOD I HATE THAT STUPID DRUM BEAT THAT THE INDIANS PLAY WHILE THEY ARE BATTING
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I AM ABOUT TO MUTE NESN WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING THE INDIANS AT BATS. SO ANNOYING
WHICH HAS BEEN ODDLY QUIET THIS YEAR?
SOMEONE TAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE PEN? IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE “WHAT HAPPENS IN THE PEN, STAYS IN THE PEN”
PLAYOFFS ONLY???
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, PERALTA
When did this guy become a BAD player?
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
There are plenty of good young SS around the league.
Why don’t we grab one? I’m pushing for Alcides Escobar in the Brewer’s AAA
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
We’d have to give a lot for Escobar.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
REDDICK FOR ESCOBAR STRAIGHT UP
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
LUGO FOR ESCOBAR
OLD SCHOOL SS FOR THEIR NEW SCHOOL SS. THEY WOULD TOTALLY ACCEPT. WHY WOULDN’T YOU WANT A MOMENTUM SUCKER AT THE MOST IMPORTANT POSITION ON THE DIAMOND?
I'm making prediction.
Papi hits the game winning HR right through the fucking drum!
Shouldn’t we take CAPS LOCK off when they are batting.
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UNDERSTOOD!!!
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
NEVER SAID A WORD...
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ONE MINUTE DEROSA IS A MOMENTUM SUCKER
THEN HE’S AN ON-BASE POWER HITTING MACHINE.
WTF.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
WTF HAPPENED?
DANIEL BARD………………………DANIEL BARD………………………BARD BARD BARD (OKAY I’M TIRED)
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
BACK TO BACK WALKS
REMY COMMENTED ON HOW HE KEEPS PULLING ON HIS LEG OR SOMETHING, LIKE HE STRAINED A MUSCLE.
HOPE THATS NOT THE CASE.
WHAT IS HAPPENING? NEW PITCHER?
WHAT IS THE NEWS
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
NO FARRELL CAME OUT
TALKED TO HIM A BIT.. I GUESS HE IS STAYIN IN.
HE JUST HIT SHOPPACH AND LOADED THE BASES THOUGH.
HE ISN’T OKAY.
HE WILL BE IF HE DOESN'T GET OUT OF THIS
But, yeah, I get your point, he doesn’t seem all right at all.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
TIME TO TAKE OFF THE CAPS?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY, DEAR GOD, WHY THE FUCK IS HE PITCHING TO SIZEMORE?
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Smoltz better work out
Saito and Penny are looking like wasted signings. It didn’t cost much, but still…
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe we are saying this
about the best bullpen in teh mlb.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
The ump is being kind to MDC
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck?
Let it go man. I like a really hot country western/pop singer who is only 2 years older than me. I’m going to pick up more chicks tomorrow night than you will in the next month.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And what the hell does mgbb have to do with this?
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT TROPHIES
I SAID I GOT A GIRLFRIEND…I MEANT DANCIN AND SUCH. WHERE WAS YOU GUTTER MIND? :)
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
IDK.
“PICKING UP” CHICKS MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT AROUND HERE. THEN AGAIN, MY SCHOOL BREEDS NEW STD’S.
HAHAHAHA...
I know. We have a day car in our school. No joke. :)
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
ARE YOU SURE YOU LIKE WOMEN?
JUST ASKING, YOU KNOW…
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I've nailed women
Yes i’m sure.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS ALL REMINDS ME OF AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
THE EZEKIEL EPISODE.
“IVE HIT THAT..”
“HIT WHAT?”
“BOOTY!”
Me too.
But High School is too early to think about that.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
TRUST ME DOOD
I SAID THE SAME THING, BUT HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS ARE VIRTUALLY BRAINDEAD. YOU WON’T FIND THE RIGHT ONE IN HIGH SCHOOL. MIGHT ASWELL HAVE FUN WHILE YOU CAN.
YOU REMIND ME ALOT OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
DUNNO BOUT WHERE YOU’RE FROM, BUT IN CALIFORNIA, THE GIRLS ARE BRAINDEAD AND DON’T CARE FOR THE SENTIMENTAL SHIT LIKE THAT.
tampa area.
then i shouldn’t be looking for someone who will appreciate it while i’m in high school, no?
YOU WON'T FIND THAT
TELLING YOU DUDE, YOUNG GIRLS ARE THE MOST IMMATURE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THEY CLAIM THEY WANT THIS YET THEY WANT THAT. THEY ARE HARD TO READ, AND I GUARANTEE YOU WON’T FIND SOMEONE APPRECIATIVE OF IT UNTIL YOUR EARLY TO MID TWENTIES.
then i can focus on bettering myself in the meantime.
maybe travel the world, increase my chances of meeting her.
REALLY?
YOU WAIT FOR GOD TO PICK UP WOMEN FOR YOU? DOES IT WORK?
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ONLY 2 years older than you?
How old are you man? I love when girls are 2 years older than me, even think of me as lucky when they are as old as I am.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Aren't you in college?
I’m a junior in High School 17
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in college indeed
17? You should be hitting those 15 years old while they’re still legal. :)
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course I'm kidding

Then again, maybe not.
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by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
HE LOOKED HORRIBLE ON THE MOUND
GAVE UP TO WALKS, HIT SHOPPACH, AND KEPT GRABBING AT HIS LEG AS IF HE STRAINED SOMETHING. LOOKED TO BE IN HIS THIGH THAT HE KEPT GRABBING FOR.
HOPING FOR THE BEST.
He didn't look alright at all on the mound
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by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
SO WHO DO WE SEE NEXT INNING?
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Texas
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by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It did look gone off Shin Shoo Shuu's bat
Or whatever the heck it’s his name.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Shin-Soo Choo
God, I suck with names, I really thought it could be Shin Shoo Shuu, or something close to that.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Break-out candidate
Hopeful not against us.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I grew up with a latin name in the US
Of couse I’m not offended.
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by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
good for you.
i’d be happy if people could just remember my name. i have like a billion nicknames at school
I swear.
This is the funniest thread we have had all week!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Redheads man, Redheads
Sorry still caught up in the previous conversation.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
CAN WE HURRY THE DAMN GAME UP
ITS 31 CENT SCOOP NIGHT AT 31 FLAVORS FOR FUCKS SAKE. I WANT ICE CREAM DAMNIT!
Extra innings
I got back just in time.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Hey man
You missed Taco’s single to tie the game. I have no idea how that was a hit, and now I think that’s his talent. He finds hits. Which means we can use him for 2 months every season.
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by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW

(Faça isso = Do this)
This gets me every time.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
Look at the pic
I mean, that’s Airplane-like comedy, god bless the internet.
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I KNOW, BUT THE ACTUAL ADDRESSES ARE ANNOYING.
OTHER THAN DISASTERS AND THE TRADITIONAL SPEECHES (STATE OF THE UNION, ETC), HE DOESN’T NEED A WEEKLY HOUR OF PRIMETIME.
SO THAT ONE CHICK IS GETTING MARRIED TO ELLS B/C HER DAD IS "WHORING" HER OUT.
AND YOU’RE MARRYING JVE. GETS THEM TO FOCUS ON BASEBALL AND NOT WHO THEY WANT TO HOOK UP WITH AFTER THE GAME I GUESS.
VAN EVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEAD CENTER
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
FOUR STRAIGHT J NAMES TO START THE INNING:
JASON, JON, [JU]LIO, JACOBY
AND THE PITCHER’S NAME: JENSEN JAMES
OH, AND I LIKE JVE. NOT AS MUCH AS CHARGED DOES, BUT STILL.
Yeah, Who's gay now.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Both of you are whack?!?!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay cool
but Charged is still wired on something.
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by sox-inda-south on Apr 29, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
JVE !!!!!!!!!!
Kotsay take your time for your rehab and rocco too!!!
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