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Nick Swisher pitches scoreless inning for the Yankees, may be a Zombie

Nick Swisher closed out the Tampa Bay blowout of the New York Yankees yesterday by pitching a scoreless inning. He allowed one hit, walked one, and struck out our old friend Gabe Kapler (for shame, Gabe!)

In other news, Nick Swisher may be a zombie:

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After the game Nick Swisher commented on his scoreless inning, "Brraaiiiins."

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If this picture doesn't get recs, I don't know what will.

I think it’s histerical.

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That gets a rec fo' sho'

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 15, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I rec'ed

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 14, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe that is the answer for the red Sox!

Make them all zombies and soon!!! BTW, just how does one become a zombie?

by NG on Apr 14, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick Swisher has to bite you.

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 14, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF this isn't Twilight!

Obviously you have to grow out your hair then donate sacrifice it to cancer patients, giving them your life.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

I’ve already started calling the Captain-formerly-known-as-Carcass “Zombie,” for his apparent offensive resurrection.

No hijacking nicknames.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But rec'd.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My original post was Captain Undead.

But I went to Zombie for shorthand the other night.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could just use CU.

Captain Undead, or we could say it stands for Carcass Universal if he returns to sucking.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 14, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Swisher is CLEARLY a zombie in this picture.

If you show me a picture of ’Tek being more zombie-ish, he can have the name.

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 15, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done, sir!

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as a yanks fan

and the beating we took yesterday this was my only bright spot … i just love this guys personality and i am happy the yanks got him .. o and is it just me or are the yanks AND sox AND rays 3rd 4th and 5th .. What is going on? lol

by I Bleed Pinstripes on Apr 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha start of the season, give it time

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just found out this gut is NOT a pitcher.

Nick Swisher is batting .458 with 4 homeruns so far. He now also has a 0.0 ERA. Geez. Maybe we need to make Youk a pitcher, one who hits as well.!

by NG on Apr 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really?

NG, I thought you said that you’d rather watch good baseball than a bad Sox team. Wouldn’t that require you to know of other team’s players?

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 15, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully we can lobby Swisher to get new entrance music

How about Zombie Nation?

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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