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Nick Swisher pitches scoreless inning for the Yankees, may be a Zombie

Nick Swisher closed out the Tampa Bay blowout of the New York Yankees yesterday by pitching a scoreless inning. He allowed one hit, walked one, and struck out our old friend Gabe Kapler (for shame, Gabe!)

In other news, Nick Swisher may be a zombie:

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After the game Nick Swisher commented on his scoreless inning, "Brraaiiiins."

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If this picture doesn't get recs, I don't know what will.

I think it’s histerical.

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 AM EDT reply actions  

That gets a rec fo' sho'

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 15, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rec'ed

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 14, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe that is the answer for the red Sox!

Make them all zombies and soon!!! BTW, just how does one become a zombie?

by NG on Apr 14, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick Swisher has to bite you.

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 14, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF this isn't Twilight!

Obviously you have to grow out your hair then donate sacrifice it to cancer patients, giving them your life.

by bdalebs on Apr 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I’ve already started calling the Captain-formerly-known-as-Carcass “Zombie,” for his apparent offensive resurrection.

No hijacking nicknames.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

But rec'd.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

My original post was Captain Undead.

But I went to Zombie for shorthand the other night.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could just use CU.

Captain Undead, or we could say it stands for Carcass Universal if he returns to sucking.

by bdalebs on Apr 14, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Swisher is CLEARLY a zombie in this picture.

If you show me a picture of ’Tek being more zombie-ish, he can have the name.

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 15, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done, sir!

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

as a yanks fan

and the beating we took yesterday this was my only bright spot … i just love this guys personality and i am happy the yanks got him .. o and is it just me or are the yanks AND sox AND rays 3rd 4th and 5th .. What is going on? lol

by I Bleed Pinstripes on Apr 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

haha start of the season, give it time

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just found out this gut is NOT a pitcher.

Nick Swisher is batting .458 with 4 homeruns so far. He now also has a 0.0 ERA. Geez. Maybe we need to make Youk a pitcher, one who hits as well.!

by NG on Apr 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

NG, I thought you said that you’d rather watch good baseball than a bad Sox team. Wouldn’t that require you to know of other team’s players?

by bdalebs on Apr 15, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully we can lobby Swisher to get new entrance music

How about Zombie Nation?

"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

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