Nick Swisher pitches scoreless inning for the Yankees, may be a Zombie
Nick Swisher closed out the Tampa Bay blowout of the New York Yankees yesterday by pitching a scoreless inning. He allowed one hit, walked one, and struck out our old friend Gabe Kapler (for shame, Gabe!)
In other news, Nick Swisher may be a zombie:
After the game Nick Swisher commented on his scoreless inning, "Brraaiiiins."
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If this picture doesn't get recs, I don't know what will.
I think it’s histerical.
"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.
by SoxDevil on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
With those fans
I bet he’s starving.
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
That gets a rec fo' sho'
"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.
by SoxDevil on Apr 15, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rec'ed
"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"
by MerryGoByeBye on Apr 14, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe that is the answer for the red Sox!
Make them all zombies and soon!!! BTW, just how does one become a zombie?
by NG on Apr 14, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick Swisher has to bite you.
"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.
by SoxDevil on Apr 14, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF this isn't Twilight!
Obviously you have to grow out your hair then donate sacrifice it to cancer patients, giving them your life.
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
I’ve already started calling the Captain-formerly-known-as-Carcass “Zombie,” for his apparent offensive resurrection.
No hijacking nicknames.
Manny ain't the only bad man.
by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But rec'd.
Manny ain't the only bad man.
by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, no. He's Captain of the Undead.
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My original post was Captain Undead.
But I went to Zombie for shorthand the other night.
Manny ain't the only bad man.
by tommy.otm on Apr 14, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could just use CU.
Captain Undead, or we could say it stands for Carcass Universal if he returns to sucking.
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 14, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Swisher is CLEARLY a zombie in this picture.
If you show me a picture of ’Tek being more zombie-ish, he can have the name.
"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.
by SoxDevil on Apr 15, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's Tek trying to eat brains...

Manny ain't the only bad man.
by tommy.otm on Apr 15, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way, that's A-Rod -
not a brain in sight. Tek’s just playing zombie-peekaboo with him…
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
by 0157H7 on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 16, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done, sir!
"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.
by SoxDevil on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else think it looks like ARod was going in for hug...
or possibly wanting to make Tek his mirror?
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 16, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as a yanks fan
and the beating we took yesterday this was my only bright spot … i just love this guys personality and i am happy the yanks got him .. o and is it just me or are the yanks AND sox AND rays 3rd 4th and 5th .. What is going on? lol
by I Bleed Pinstripes on Apr 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha start of the season, give it time
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
by BoSox415 on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
and one cant forget he struck out someone let alone gabe kapler
by I Bleed Pinstripes on Apr 14, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just found out this gut is NOT a pitcher.
Nick Swisher is batting .458 with 4 homeruns so far. He now also has a 0.0 ERA. Geez. Maybe we need to make Youk a pitcher, one who hits as well.!
by NG on Apr 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
NG, I thought you said that you’d rather watch good baseball than a bad Sox team. Wouldn’t that require you to know of other team’s players?
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 15, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only like good baseball with the Red Sox.
Other than that, I actually do not enjoy the game that much!
by NG on Apr 15, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully we can lobby Swisher to get new entrance music
How about Zombie Nation?
"It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there."
- Jason Bay, on getting spiked scoring the winning run in ALDS Game Four.
by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But I might start cheering by accident...
Can Tek use it instead?
by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Apr 17, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still protesting the co-opting of my new nickname for Tek.
Harumpf.
Manny ain't the only bad man.
by tommy.otm on Apr 17, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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