it’s that they are, in general, wrong.

At worst he should have an average OBP.
He’s going to be the only guy who would REPLACE Pedroia’s defense at 2nd, making Pedroia’s move to short only a defensive bonus at short.
I think I prefer him to Everett or Callaspo.

he’s obv. a great defensive 2B and would fully replace Pedroia there, i’d prefer that over Everett i think we get more WAR out of Ped/Pol than out of Eve/Ped

The Phils want Polanco to play 3rd, according to ESPN.

i LLLOOOVVVEEEE Phillips’ bat

Everett’s bat has a hole in it

to play third base.

Despite his folksy outward presentation, Randy actually grew up on the mean streets of Detroit. Unemployed, desperate, alone, and the father of seven children by five baby mamas, he was in danger of being lost to the culture of gangs and drugs, but found solace and hope in his budding rap career. However, as his career started to take off, he became embroiled in a violent feud with Gary “Top Dawg” Sheffield, who like most former Yankees, had become a vicious crime lord. One night, as Randy was walking to a concert attended by representatives from a top rap label, Sheffield snuck up on Randy with a baseball bat and began assaulting him. Only a chance intervention from his bro, Placido Domingo Polanco, allowed Randy to escape to the safety of the concert.

Randy took the stage, and was introduced by his rap name, RBFreelyMcFeely. He proceeded to lay down the lyrics, assisted by phat beats from his bro Polanco. Unfortunately, Sheffield had snuck into the club again, this time armed with a hotdog launcher filled with rock-solid frozen hotdogs. As he raised his weapon, Placido went into a dive, snatched the projectile out of the air, and threw it back at Sheffield, knocking him unconscious. Randy’s rapping career was saved, and it was all thanks to Placido Polanco. After RBFreelyMcFeely‘s first album was released, Randy decided to give up his budding rapping careers, his stable of ho’s and sports cars, and retire to a simple life of pastoral living in the countryside.

He moved up to New Hampshire, and started an internet venture in his garage, which became the website you are now reading. And Sheffield never bothered him again.

By the way, did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

Cesare (Jet City, Washington)
According to Fangraphs, Polanco was worth 50 million over the last three years … does anyone seriously think their valuations have any basis in reality?

Klaw
My favorite line on those came from a GM: “Their replacement level is, like, me.”