Ells has a new jersey number. Two things: 1) Hahaha at anyone who thought he'd stick with 46 and bought a jersey/shirt. 2) Anyone know the significance of the #2 for him, or is it just the first low number he could grab?
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I personally believe it's his UZR goal for next season.
@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
Haha.... Hopefully he exceeds that.
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
by sox-inda-south on Nov 18, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Haha..
hahahahaha. That’s hilarious…until you think about how true it is.
by LegendaryTadpole on Nov 18, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Hey chose # 2 becuause he is poopy
Hey Tek...Screw you
Brandon Webb in 2010
Jason Bay is not WERTH it
Ya know, I was going to say "Ells Takes #2" in the tweet, but I didn't feel like possibly having to deal with angry "fans"...
Who came looking for a vid/post about Ells’ latest bowel movement. I’m sure Tacoby Bellsbury has his psycho-stalkers.
@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
Nah, they're just happy that Tek and Lowell aren't gone yet.
Gives them eye-candy.
@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
You're thinking of JaMarcus Russell
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Nov 18, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
This is disgraceful…I can’t believe Damian Jackson’s number hasn’t been retired yet.
"Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.' "
-Ricky Bobby
by nepats108 on Nov 18, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe they didn't retire it immediately after Willie Harris left.
@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
Or Carl Everett
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Nov 19, 2009 7:10 AM EST up reply actions
We're both being sarcastic, Sandy.
@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
For some reason, I kinda liked 46.
You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Because the horizontal line in the 4 seemed to flow naturally into the 6 and make the loop?
@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
Nameless
Hahaha at anyone who thought he’d stick with 46 and bought a jersey/shirt.
When I was hunting for my jersey, it was difficult to find one with a blank back. I refused to buy one with a name on the back because, hey…who knows where these guys will end up? Players just don’t tend to stick with teams as long.
I mean, how many people are kicking themselves because they spent $125 on a #18 Damon jersey? Can’t wear THAT @#$%ing thing anymore.
Galactus does as he pleases. Because Galactus is drunk.
thank goodness for the Sox home jersey
I hope they stay NNOB for a long time. A friend of mine has got a lot of mileage out of her #19 jersey (bought when Olerud was on the team—good thing that Beckett doesn’t suck.)
Really?
My mall has more nameless than named.
@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
Home jerseys do not have names.
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-Tug McGraw
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@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
True, forgot about that.
@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation
are u effin serious???
so he wears 46, waits until he’s an everyday player for the boston red sox, firmly entrenches himself in the rivalry, and then thinks to himself “you know what, i always liked derek jeter imma change my number to the same number as our most hated rival!”
























