Hey Chowdz, dropping by from HALOS HEAVEN, I got some insider tips you can spread to the guy in your dugout wearing the John Lennon spectacles:
HOW TO BEAT THE ANGELS PITCHING (and that is Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim to you)
While most batters use the batters eye as a backdrop, batters are advised to use John's open mouth as the background from which they determine whether a ball is hittable.
Basically guess fastball and the likelihood that three pitches will go by that are not fastballs is practically nil.
Foul everything off, get his pitch count up and say hello to the bullpen.
You will have runners on base each inning so do what Mike Sciosica would do and pressure the defense.
Send up a righty.
Kevin Jepsen, Jason Bulger
Just sit on the fastball and say good night, Gracie!