I got banned from Halos Heaven

by revived0103 on Oct 21, 2009 5:06 PM EDT

for this:

that the yankees won 10-1?? no amount of bad calls makes up for CC Sabathia dominating your lineup. and the bad calls went against both teams. it is so annoying to come on here after every game you lose and you blame it on umpiring. i cant believe i’m defending the yankees.

and this, which i think really did it:

i'm speaking more to rev halofan

every time you lose, he brings up the umpiring. even today, in a blowout. its just not interesting or close to being based in reality.

i am kind of defending the yanks, in that i’m saying that they won fair and square, and not due to the blown calls. all the umpiring gaffes did was make me laugh, they didnt affect the outcome.

haha, its obvious he wasnt spitting (another crazy thing rev has said) i was saying yes as a joke, as i think most people who said yes were.

i mean, i was actually trying to be fair. i just have a bit of a seething hatred for the angels lately which has only been perpetuated by the stories they write on there. they're a little quick to pull the trigger on the bans over there, no?

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"rev": The man claims to be "a modern art critic"

nothing more needs to be said. He nothing more than an overweight, undersexed, overdiscussed bum. There is too much time on this blog spent discussing him. He has no credibility.

VARITEK MUST GO
Brandon Webb in 2010

by gizmosandy on Oct 21, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions

Contemporary Art

not just “Modern”

by Rev Halofan on Oct 23, 2009 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions

And I am skinny

by Rev Halofan on Oct 23, 2009 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions

Why won't you go and eff yourself

Mods here, why couldn’t we ban this bag of filth?

"Beltre, 30, is pretty inconsistent at the plate and not a very reliable fielder" Eli Greenspan in the daily dish

by bloodysock04 on Oct 23, 2009 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions

Because they're not a hair-trigger nitwit like the person in question?

Goddamn that DeMarlo Hale.

by Bloggy on Oct 23, 2009 7:12 AM EDT up reply actions

If I had the power to, I wouldn't.

As irritating as Rev is, he hasn’t done anything in violation of our unwritten rules.

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 23, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions

notice he never denied the "undersexed" part

I guess Contemporary Art critics don’t get much?

by SoxAcumen on Oct 23, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Probably nothing you'd want to admit to.

Goddamn that DeMarlo Hale.

by Bloggy on Oct 23, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Fascinating that he's considered less of a man if he isn't having sex often enough.

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 23, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions

Has less to do with his manhood.

More to do with his belligerence/victim mentality.

Goddamn that DeMarlo Hale.

by Bloggy on Oct 24, 2009 7:33 AM EDT up reply actions

Ha.

I love the psychanalysis.

"Ninety percent [of my salary] I'll spend on good times, women, and Irish whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
-Tug McGraw

by BTLove on Oct 24, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions

We can keep going with this.

I was just laughing at how it’s required that guys have sex regularly for them to be a “man” – probably funny only to me though.

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 25, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions

Well, it is our biological imperative to spread our seed…

"Ninety percent [of my salary] I'll spend on good times, women, and Irish whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
-Tug McGraw

by BTLove on Oct 25, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions

Kinda hard to do that when certain barriers are in the way, no?

Or when the other sex isn’t holding up their end of the bargain?

I don’t know, it just made me chuckle. If I hadn’t already made the choice to abstain until marriage, it probably wouldn’t have been as funny.

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 25, 2009 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions

Christian?

I was just going to ask if you were religious. Yes, sex and manhood have been tied together since way before someone made up the Christian faith…

Its evolution, either you have sex and procreate or your DNA dies and a stronger person who understands the purpose of life passes their genes to the next generation.

SO yes, if you want to be a man, you must have sex. Its biological and called survival.

PS. I really think someone who has never had sex should refrain from discussions about sex. You don’t have the necessary information to make a credible argument.

by SoxAcumen on Oct 26, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions

Incorrect

PS. I really think someone who has never had sex should refrain from discussions about sex. You don’t have the necessary information to make a credible argument.

He has made decisions about sex. He has every right to participate in a discussion about sex, so long as it isn’t about performance. His opinions on anything that has been discussed thus far are as valid as yours or mine, they simple are from a different perspective.

Goddamn that DeMarlo Hale.

by Bloggy on Oct 26, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Thanks.

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 26, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Catholic (although starting to drift).

And I can make kids once I’m married; I try not to think of life as a petri dish.

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 26, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions

haha

win

by revived0103 on Oct 27, 2009 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions

Catholic ain’t bad; they at least like drinking.

"Ninety percent [of my salary] I'll spend on good times, women, and Irish whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
-Tug McGraw

by BTLove on Oct 27, 2009 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions

Hey, that wine is watered down.

I enjoy the whole self-punishment thing the most, actually. And if we’re going to go stereotypes: I’m 99.99999% sure I’ll be doing more than my part to populate the Earth once I’m married. :)

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions

Alls I know...

…is that I can get pretty crusty during a “dry spell”. ;)

Goddamn that DeMarlo Hale.

by Bloggy on Oct 25, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions

cool man

baseball

by revived0103 on Oct 26, 2009 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions

Trust me, personal diary FanPosts aren't the best way of doing this.

Yes, Rev is the Stalin of SB Nation. Move on.

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions

+1

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Oct 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions

+2

You can never have too much pitching.

by Pesky Fan on Oct 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions

you're right

but i didnt want to discuss him. just vent and get some sympathy

by revived0103 on Oct 22, 2009 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions

Constructive venting.

We’re not going to get Rev fired, so why not put the energy into discussing the Sox?

@bs_uf15bosox9be 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull, and go get 'em; Learn to use SB Nation

by bdalebs on Oct 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Let's all just forget about him.

I don’t think about him anymore, and I don’t read what he has to say.

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970

by BoldandBrash on Oct 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions

Banned as well

For (gasp) posting a picture in a game thread.

Although it might have just been my name.

by YankeesRock on Oct 22, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions

I was banned in 07

I took the banning as a badge of honor, you should too.

by SoxAcumen on Oct 22, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

Got banned after the Yanks won the other night

Called the Rev batshit insane for saying the umps swayed a 10-1 blowout.

He’s a tool.

I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well. - Julio Lugo on the old Yankees Stadium.

by Charged on Oct 22, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

Impressive

This gives me a new goal.

by Justin_Bobo on Oct 22, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions

BTW

The Angels are losing by a run tonight. If they lose this game, they have a legit beef about the homeplate ump. That ball four call on Posada in the top of the 7th was awful, and probably changed the outcome of the game.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Oct 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions