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Around SBN: Raiders' GM Begins The Purge

Sign this kid!

http://www.ktvu.com/news/18608582/detail.html#-

I say we get this kid while he's young, maybe somewhere in the area of a 30 year, one million dollar contract, with incentives ofcourse:

- For every strike out he gets in little league we can give him a dollar

- 1,2,3, inning in little league maybe hit him up with 5 bucks

-complete game $20

Do you realize how motivated kids can get for 20 bucks

Think of all the new pitches we could come up with, its not often that a kid is born with 12 fingers that actually function. We can have daisuke work with him on a variation of the gyro ball. The possibilities are endless

To me this signing is a no-brainer and i don't know why the front office is yet to move.

All he needs is a six-finger glove, some wide fit cleets, and he's a shoe in for the 2035 all-star game.

Maybe they've been distracted with the Varitek saga, but this has got to be the next move, but ill be her to say i told you so when in 20 years you here of a promising 6 fingered stud pitcher being brought up by the yankees.

 

 

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Historically, polydactyls haven't been studs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Alfonseca

For those children who claimed they’ve been a fan of their favorite team all their life, or even since they were about four or five years old: bullshit. There’s always that certain event or certain player that draws to the sport and draws you to a team. For me, Nomar Garciaparra was that reason. - Nick Coviello: I Try To See Rocco, But All I Think Is Nomar; 1/9/09

by bdalebs on Jan 31, 2009 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

Means someone with additional digits.

Be more tolerant Randy.

For those children who claimed they’ve been a fan of their favorite team all their life, or even since they were about four or five years old: bullshit. There’s always that certain event or certain player that draws to the sport and draws you to a team. For me, Nomar Garciaparra was that reason. - Nick Coviello: I Try To See Rocco, But All I Think Is Nomar; 1/9/09

by bdalebs on Jan 31, 2009 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch

That’s mean.

"Hey we got a lot in common here... I'm gonna rape you"

by MerryGoByeBye on Jan 31, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

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