Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox GameThread, Sep 9, 2008 7:05 PM EDT

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind.

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Heh

sorry, im a little crazy today. what i meant was:
yo. how are my bosox for-shizzle-nizzle-izzle-my-gizzle?
Translation: Go Red Sox!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind.

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mushroom, mushroom...

www.instantrimshot.com

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what, the vid?

theres one on soccer too!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have this one on my phone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG5AwGitZbs

I was implying that you are on “mushrooms”

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Even funnier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aupR2KW9Kk&feature=related

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what the hell?

i did the butt-slapping-then-its-okay-im-an-athlete to like 20million catholic girls.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I found it in the related vids.

Do they still have to wear the skirts? That was the only reason I wanted to go, and I was pleading with my parents when I was like 9: “Please, I sell all my video games and action figures!”

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

*I'll

I don’t want to speak like the Asians I am reading about in my textbook. (No offense to anyone).

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha

yes, but they are gay lesbian homo skirts. the principal is like “thats to short it has to go to your knees.”

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude we had a no uniform day today, and we weren't alowed to wear shorts.

strangely, shorts are part of our daily uniform. they clarify in the handbook how long they have to be.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Odd...

I wear my pants at my hips and I try to keep them long (below or at knee). No trouble for me, unless a teacher is a Rays fan and they are pissed tomorrow while I’m decked out in Sox!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aww... : (

In the Tampa area, they are more concerned about cleavage than legs. Some girls even show like half of their crack (not a drug reference) and get no penalty.
Yet the principal’s son can wack-off in class with no penalty either.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

wack-off? is that a typo?

lucky bitches. i would love it if we were like that, but we have to keep our shirts tucked in at all times, and if we dont then we have to write the gettysburg address for an hour during lunch

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lincoln lovers be damned!!!

The kid’s last name starts with a W, so Wack-Off W*** sounds better.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i hate Lincoln.

the only time i went there, there was
1. a drug dealer
2. teacher training kids how to use guns.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The president, FSU-genius.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aw shut up

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gettysburg Address didn't give it away?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

example. others (not kidding)

Declaration of independence
rules of the pope (voting, ect.)
different prayers
the whole rosary, rewriting hail mary 50x

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

1-2-5 second for Dice-K

33 pitches through 2 …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Aww.... : (

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I should probably be reading my World History textbook...

Ooooh…. “Hinduism and Buddhism Develop”…

“At first, the Aryans and the non-Aryans…”

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…. Wha? The innings over?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

DiceK = Graceful

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Throw strikes, Dice-K!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This could get ugly

by NarBay on Sep 9, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Have you watched DiceK much this season?

This is when he is his best.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Unless he hits people.

Then we’re screwed.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Almost time for a DiceK special!

Out of the inning after loading the bases with no outs!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dice-k is like Manny. He gets in and out of trouble.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aw

@%#! HBP

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If your going to bean him, at least bean him in the head.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Floyd's knees are a better target.

They are like Jenga blocks. His head’s too dense anyway.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let's not send him to the Dodgers

Well, maybe now.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crap!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

*2

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dice-K wild

Even worse, Chris Smith warming …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Not Lefty Cap!!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

NG would probably have Paps up.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll be back in an hour.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, thank goodness.

by steve ells on Sep 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

if thats in response to bs.uf15bosox9bears23, then thats cold.

if not, i totally agree.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dice-K very lucky to only give up 2 runs

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That could have been far worse.

by NarBay on Sep 9, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Still, I hate to give this TB team runs

when they can’t hit and have scored runs in, like, one of the last 30 innings. We have no Papelbon available, either, tonigh, after two straight days of work. Other than that, I am optimistic!

by ccthemovieman on Sep 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice AB by Lowrie

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nothing wrong with a 9-pitch walk.

by lone1c on Sep 9, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Welcome to OTM!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks

I’m usually liveblog on another site, but they seem to be at the game or something tonight. . . .

by lone1c on Sep 9, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

MVP! MVP! MVP!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

2-0

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what the hell he didnt touch second

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can read the title to the Tallahassee Democrat:

Rays win by crappy call when Jason Fartlett misses second base!

Like he’s ever been to first.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was the slowest relay throw I've ever seen

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bay lobbed it.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trade Daisuke Matzuzaka and Jason Varitek to Cleveland for Cliff Lee and Victor Martinez.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

and lots and lots of cash!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Finally

I don’t know how much more of this my heart can stand. . . .

by lone1c on Sep 9, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dice-K pitches out of trouble again

His starts are maddening

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Watching Dice-K

is like sitting for a long time in the dentist’s chair – it ain’t fun!

by ccthemovieman on Sep 9, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

olololo!

Lowell goes yard! solo!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

First hit since the first inning

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mike!!!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hah! The Rays announcer just said "lets hope the rays can chase Dice-K from the game.

That would be the best thing ever!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ugly

4-pitch walk to Hinske

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

take him out

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ks Gross

1 out away from getting out of it …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And he gets out of it again.

by steve ells on Sep 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Houdini

Dice-K gets out of it again

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BJ Upton feeling better

Riggans may have internal infection
Longoria playing longtoss

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Woah Hinske just

raped Fartlett

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

11 game hitting streak for Coco

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

2 on for Dusty ...

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey everyone

Come on, Dusty!

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hello

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and THAT is why I do not want to be an umpire.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That dude goes to my church.

I have got to appologize for Kotsay and the Destroyah on Sunday, if he’s there.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And thanks for defending me when I left, if that guy was saying thank goodness I left.

I don’t know why he would say that if he meant it as a reply though. Catholic brothers gotta stick together!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

o rly

u go to a catholic school? and your principle only doesnt like cleavage?

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah, I'm a public school kid.

I am a devout Catholic though. My parents couldn’t afford to send me to Catholic School for K-8, plus I kick ass in public schools, so I stayed the course.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

private catholic schools.

lincoln and godby here, and you will get jumped. i got that froma dude who goes to RAA, which is the worse middle school here after Cobb.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmm....

Most important reason to stay in public school: the local Catholic high school is not co-ed.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sexist?

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It only has guys.

BAD!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Michael JJ Jackson high school

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah...

Jesuit.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOO SO CLOSE!!!!!!!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Here comes J-Lo

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm back. Jed-I gets the out.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yay

sophomoric comedy time!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yay!!! Let's beat the Rats!!!

Why? : (

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, beat them gays

o woops, now we have to call them gays. find some pics.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I put Google Images' Safe Search on high, so here's the safest pic:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude i tried theres just a buncha parades

and dont tell me your a high schooler that does google with the safesearch on.
i live with it off, and i go to a catholic school.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't want my eyes to be scarred.

I usually don’t screw with the settings.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

easy.

hold ctrl h and delete.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or use Mozilla Firefox.

I’m not pimpin’ but it is.

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Internet the Explorer

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Her name is Internet?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Please, pen, keep this one close

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hopefully the Rats' pen is full of $#!t tonight.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ewwwwwww

I’m supposed to eat dinner now?

by lone1c on Sep 9, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chinese food tastes delicious.

Rats and all!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's just not right

And calling the Rays ‘Rats’ is as low as ‘Red Sux’, me thinks.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, but "Rats" has logic.

No one wants to see one (low attendence) and they stink (come to Tampa Bay and stand on Bayshore Blvd. It’s worse than the Hudson River).

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's confused "Red Tide" with "how it usually is outside of that one month every two years"

Of course, I know from being here a few times that this guy has a hardon for the TB area anyway, so explaining this is probably just a waste of time.

by kericr on Sep 10, 2008 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe he has a crush on the Bay area

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 10, 2008 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Based on what I see, I think he lives there.

by kericr on Sep 10, 2008 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nothing worse than a self-loathing Tampa-ite

At least the people in the Northeast are homers supporting the local team. Who knows what this guys excuse was.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 10, 2008 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you freaking kidding me?

I am 15 and my dad is stationed at MacDillAFB. I don’t get a choice.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 10, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

At 15 I was holding down 2 jobs

Consider yourself lucky that you didn’t have to sit through the terrible Sox teams of the 80’s-90’s.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 10, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

1997 sucked ass to me...

Not my fault about the jobs thing. Tons of homework (which I should be doing now) and child labor laws. Darn…

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 10, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Huh

Consider yourself lucky that you didn’t have to sit through the terrible Sox teams of the 80’s-90’s.

The Sox won division titles in 86,88,90, and 95. The Sox were the Wild Card team in 98 and 99.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 10, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It stinks all the time.

My dad drives down Bayshore to get to MacDill. Any time I go with him, it stinks. He says that it stinks all year round.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 10, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

When you grow up, you'll learn to make your own decisions.

Like to move back to Boston.

by kericr on Sep 12, 2008 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice work by J-Lo

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, he has been reliable

The last game he fucked I can remember was one against the MFY, in which he gave up a triple to Cano.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tampa Bay has 8 HITS

And just 3 runs. Small ball sucks…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

he did pull, but it was a good play

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He plays for the RaAys.

The ump took points off for not buttoning up the jersey.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lowell looks like he's in pain after running that out.

The stoner on the mound can’t focus to catch.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lowell looked out

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sure did

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

(shhh...)

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Sep 9, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Somebody find the duct tape.

We gotta tie Drugs and MGBB up.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cuz he was

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 9, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's the point.

The /sarcasm tag is broken.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 10, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm agreeing with you

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 10, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Homer here, Kotsay

I dare you! :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He chose Truth.

He was thinking of his marriage.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Damn

He fucked our momentum all over. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks, NG

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahahhahahahahahahahaha!!

ill be laughing at that at mass tomorrow!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

along with our village nickname in religion

the alliance of the iron wolves, the village people, and gigolo x! I take credit for the last two.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hilarity at mass.

If only everything was in Latin again.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

our handshake:

over-under highfive, 3 fist taps, 3 more and then you slap yo’self

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who's this for?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

my catholic home slice.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do you have an away slice too?

Is it DiceK? He kicks ass on the road.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And do you add to your sig everyday?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i just read like 3 yearbooks last night

and realized how many hot girls i had just missed.
CRAZY!
Pretty much. No Yogi lines.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The first coupla parts of that were unrelated, but okay.

Use Manny lines instead. He’s Aflac’s new spokesperson when he retires. Either that, or he’ll be the Spanish spokesperson.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hEY, puberty k nows no boundaries!!!11

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

True.

[No other words needed]

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

unless your a perv

unlike yours truly!’i fell high and drunk….

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait, what?

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by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

u think me make sense?

queerbag mcnuts….
im fine… really

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Still not making sense.

Maybe I did take too much aspirin.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mel Gibson

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and thats MGBBS 500,000 biggie

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by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If the moderators...

“Don’t ask, don’t tell”

Great, now I sound like a gay Navy dude.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

WTF

fuck these umpires
aahh! first biggie

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by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The home plate ump is Catholic too.

His wife is a over-controlling (prolly the other biggie), but she’s kinda hot for having 3+ kids (I can’t keep track). She keeps in good shape.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ten thousand million bucks says hes not married.

im not the anti-christ.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If they aren't, then he's a f'n moron.

…“Pay attention to ME!!!!” she screamed at her husband. She was unaware he was trying to talk to the young man sitting behind him about the different strike zones umps have…

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

strike zones?

sophomoric-ness!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had just found out he was a MLB ump.

I was trying to influence him to expand the strike zone for our pitchers.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

next time you see him, ask him if he is ok after the ball that hit him in the face

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I'm not apologizing for it already, will do.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought that was gone

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Navarro fails at hitting off the bullpen, off the bullpen...

www.instantrimshot.com

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

One more out to go

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

THAT'S A... ... ...foul ball...

The Rats’ announcers are such homers, it is funny.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i HATE them so much

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You get the Rats on FSN?

Or “RaysTV”?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

FSN yeah

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ManPerm + Migraine + Calaus (not from holding a baseball, if ya know what I mean) = SUCKING

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dont know what u mean

where do babies come from? a stork, of course….

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't remember how to spell the word meaning:

those little skin chunks that form from holding something a lot

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

o callusus

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you.

How did I forget that?

Shouldn’t have bought the aspirin from the side of the road.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Phew

Just foul

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wait... when did MDC come in?

I took a double dose of aspirin for knee pain tonight.

Great DP!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

After J-Lo put two on

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you.

I really “knee’d” to consider surgery.
www.instantrimshot.com

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BOOOO!!

BOOO!
ANd in comes Grant Balfour, talk of the devil….. this is a treasure chest of bad puns.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Very bad pun.

Too much damn aspirin.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your punniness is "aspiraling" out of control

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not even worth the URL

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

heehee

funny words.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Done

Now, let’s bomb the Rays pen. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Alright!!!!!!!

Grant BallFour!!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You might want to apologize to sydneysox next time you talk to him.

We’re bombing the Aussies!!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It looks like Papi will hit this inning

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Like now?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't get why the DH needs a break

It’s beyond me…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kaz kicks his ass normally

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kazmir

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Forgot about that...

Fair point

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

PAPI... : (

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice contact

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

we are hiting them hard

not hard enough

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

MDC is still in.

Should we take the lead this inning or on walk-off?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't mind

Just want a win here…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

im feelin crazy

in the 11th!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have to go to bed soon.

Damn school. I can’t go to next week’s series either. Let’s win tonight so I can be the All-American Jackass Red Sox Fan.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This inning

2-3-4 due up for the Sox.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lowrie, DP, YOUK right?

Or did we do something crazy with Papi PHing?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

Followed by Bay and Lowell …

I want a big inning.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

DO NOT WALK ZOBRIST, MDC

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

FAIL

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oki on to face Pena

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't like it

Pena is the only Rays hitter that scares me…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He used to be a Sox too.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

True

He was a lot less scary back then.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kinda hard to scare your own team.

Wait, where’s Who-lio? [shaking]

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not really

Every ball hit to Lugo was scary.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Leftiea are hitting under .200 v. Oki

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who are these "Leftiea"?

They sound awesome.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lefties

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If Pena is one, I don't want one anymore.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOOK AT THE PLATE OKI!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice, the classic "Way over the head, then get the K" routine.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alright, I'm gone.

Don’t screw with me baseball gods.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 9, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

eww

Jigolo X!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I said WITH

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 10, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

youk

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

g2g guys go sox

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!

by BoSox415 on Sep 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

All up for Bay

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

JASON BAY DELIVERS!

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love the replay

You can see bay saying: “Get up!” as he ran to first. Now he has 2 career hits off Wheeler, both HR.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BEAKER!

They’re gonna be rockin’ at Fenway tonight!

by lone1c on Sep 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BAAAAAYYYYY!

by steve ells on Sep 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Paps, it's in your hands

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's see three quick outs here.

by steve ells on Sep 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That would be nice

Although I don’t think Paps will be available tomorrow night.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tomorrow is Sonny for the Rays

I don’t think we’ll need Paps. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Most likely true

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beckett pitching, right?

no need for Paps

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey all, I'm back

missed the excitement

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, MassGal. Welcome aboard

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hiya

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

where is Aardsma?

also anyone see the story on Mark McGwire

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He was on the DL

Nope, didn’t see the story. What was it about?

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mac might be back

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no comeback

story on the 10th anniversary of this historic HR & how things have changed

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s on yahoo

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry then

I heard the one at MLBTR that he might be thinking about playing again…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't believe this

Damn, Paps…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Crap

Paps blows it

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, come on!

by steve ells on Sep 9, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Geez

Perez just missed a HR

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Paps getting hit hard

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Why doesn't Papelbon mix up his pitches more?

I am no expert, but what I think is happening here is that Papelbon is just throwing fastballs. Most major league players can hit fastballs if they know the fastball is coming. Why doesn’t the pitching coach or the much tauted Varitek convince/teach Papelbon to mix up his pitches more??

by NG on Sep 10, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs