GT: Rays @ Red Sox
by Randy Booth on Sep 9, 2008 7:00 PM EDT
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Point five. Point five.
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pre-game comments till now
DRays 172
Bosox 1
GO SOX
No Papi tonight.
With a tough lefty in Kazmir on the mound, it’s probably a good night to rest Ortiz. Bailey at DH.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
pre-game chatter at draysbay.com
"Why are the Rays using a first baseman in LF? "
"To show off "
Johnson should have startet but came to late to the stadium.
Zobrist is in for him. he played: 2B,3B,SS,LF,CF,RF this season already
Welcome aboard
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Lowrie gave it a ride
The ball just isn’t carrying.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
27-pitch first inning for Kazmir
I’ll take three more of those please.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Hello people!
Homework + returning non-repaired mower + Chinese food = late
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
*uncompleted homework
still working on it
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Howdy
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
yoyoyo
2qzzuo my sox homies
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Heh
sorry, im a little crazy today. what i meant was:
yo. how are my bosox for-shizzle-nizzle-izzle-my-gizzle?
Translation: Go Red Sox!
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Mushroom, mushroom...
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
what, the vid?
theres one on soccer too!
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I have this one on my phone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG5AwGitZbs
I was implying that you are on “mushrooms”
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Even funnier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aupR2KW9Kk&feature=related
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
what the hell?
i did the butt-slapping-then-its-okay-im-an-athlete to like 20million catholic girls.
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I found it in the related vids.
Do they still have to wear the skirts? That was the only reason I wanted to go, and I was pleading with my parents when I was like 9: “Please, I sell all my video games and action figures!”
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
hahaha
yes, but they are gay lesbian homo skirts. the principal is like “thats to short it has to go to your knees.”
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
dude we had a no uniform day today, and we weren't alowed to wear shorts.
strangely, shorts are part of our daily uniform. they clarify in the handbook how long they have to be.
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Odd...
I wear my pants at my hips and I try to keep them long (below or at knee). No trouble for me, unless a teacher is a Rays fan and they are pissed tomorrow while I’m decked out in Sox!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Aww... : (
In the Tampa area, they are more concerned about cleavage than legs. Some girls even show like half of their crack (not a drug reference) and get no penalty.
Yet the principal’s son can wack-off in class with no penalty either.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
wack-off? is that a typo?
lucky bitches. i would love it if we were like that, but we have to keep our shirts tucked in at all times, and if we dont then we have to write the gettysburg address for an hour during lunch
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Lincoln lovers be damned!!!
The kid’s last name starts with a W, so Wack-Off W*** sounds better.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
i hate Lincoln.
the only time i went there, there was
1. a drug dealer
2. teacher training kids how to use guns.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
The president, FSU-genius.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
aw shut up
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Gettysburg Address didn't give it away?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
example. others (not kidding)
Declaration of independence
rules of the pope (voting, ect.)
different prayers
the whole rosary, rewriting hail mary 50x
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1-2-5 second for Dice-K
33 pitches through 2 …
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK! TEK!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Aww.... : (
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I should probably be reading my World History textbook...
Ooooh…. “Hinduism and Buddhism Develop”…
“At first, the Aryans and the non-Aryans…”
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…. Wha? The innings over?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
DiceK = Graceful
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Have you watched DiceK much this season?
This is when he is his best.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Unless he hits people.
Then we’re screwed.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Almost time for a DiceK special!
Out of the inning after loading the bases with no outs!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Dice-k is like Manny. He gets in and out of trouble.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
aw
@%#! HBP
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
If your going to bean him, at least bean him in the head.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Floyd's knees are a better target.
They are like Jenga blocks. His head’s too dense anyway.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Let's not send him to the Dodgers
Well, maybe now.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Dice-K wild
Even worse, Chris Smith warming …
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Not Lefty Cap!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Yep
NG would probably have Paps up.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be back in an hour.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
if thats in response to bs.uf15bosox9bears23, then thats cold.
if not, i totally agree.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Dice-K very lucky to only give up 2 runs
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Still, I hate to give this TB team runs
when they can’t hit and have scored runs in, like, one of the last 30 innings. We have no Papelbon available, either, tonigh, after two straight days of work. Other than that, I am optimistic!
by ccthemovieman on Sep 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to OTM!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
MVP! MVP! MVP!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
2-0
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what the hell he didnt touch second
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
I can read the title to the Tallahassee Democrat:
Rays win by crappy call when Jason Fartlett misses second base!
Like he’s ever been to first.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
That was the slowest relay throw I've ever seen
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Bay lobbed it.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Trade Daisuke Matzuzaka and Jason Varitek to Cleveland for Cliff Lee and Victor Martinez.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
and lots and lots of cash!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Dice-K pitches out of trouble again
His starts are maddening
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Watching Dice-K
is like sitting for a long time in the dentist’s chair – it ain’t fun!
olololo!
Lowell goes yard! solo!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
First hit since the first inning
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hah! The Rays announcer just said "lets hope the rays can chase Dice-K from the game.
That would be the best thing ever!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
take him out
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Ks Gross
1 out away from getting out of it …
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
BJ Upton feeling better
Riggans may have internal infection
Longoria playing longtoss
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Woah Hinske just
raped Fartlett
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Hello
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
and THAT is why I do not want to be an umpire.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
That dude goes to my church.
I have got to appologize for Kotsay and the Destroyah on Sunday, if he’s there.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
And thanks for defending me when I left, if that guy was saying thank goodness I left.
I don’t know why he would say that if he meant it as a reply though. Catholic brothers gotta stick together!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
o rly
u go to a catholic school? and your principle only doesnt like cleavage?
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Nah, I'm a public school kid.
I am a devout Catholic though. My parents couldn’t afford to send me to Catholic School for K-8, plus I kick ass in public schools, so I stayed the course.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
private catholic schools.
lincoln and godby here, and you will get jumped. i got that froma dude who goes to RAA, which is the worse middle school here after Cobb.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Hmmm....
Most important reason to stay in public school: the local Catholic high school is not co-ed.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
sexist?
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
It only has guys.
BAD!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Michael JJ Jackson high school
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SO CLOSE!!!!!!!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
I'm back. Jed-I gets the out.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
yay
sophomoric comedy time!
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Yay!!! Let's beat the Rats!!!
Why? : (
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Yes, beat them gays
o woops, now we have to call them gays. find some pics.
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I put Google Images' Safe Search on high, so here's the safest pic:
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
dude i tried theres just a buncha parades
and dont tell me your a high schooler that does google with the safesearch on.
i live with it off, and i go to a catholic school.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
I didn't want my eyes to be scarred.
I usually don’t screw with the settings.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
easy.
hold ctrl h and delete.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Or use Mozilla Firefox.
I’m not pimpin’ but it is.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Internet the Explorer
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Her name is Internet?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Hopefully the Rats' pen is full of $#!t tonight.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Chinese food tastes delicious.
Rats and all!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
That's just not right
And calling the Rays ‘Rats’ is as low as ‘Red Sux’, me thinks.
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but "Rats" has logic.
No one wants to see one (low attendence) and they stink (come to Tampa Bay and stand on Bayshore Blvd. It’s worse than the Hudson River).
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Yeah, he has been reliable
The last game he fucked I can remember was one against the MFY, in which he gave up a triple to Cano.
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
he did pull, but it was a good play
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He plays for the RaAys.
The ump took points off for not buttoning up the jersey.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Lowell looks like he's in pain after running that out.
The stoner on the mound can’t focus to catch.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Sure did
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody find the duct tape.
We gotta tie Drugs and MGBB up.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Cuz he was
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
by Sandy Kazmir on Sep 9, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He chose Truth.
He was thinking of his marriage.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Damn
He fucked our momentum all over. :)
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, NG
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahhahahahahahahahaha!!
ill be laughing at that at mass tomorrow!
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along with our village nickname in religion
the alliance of the iron wolves, the village people, and gigolo x! I take credit for the last two.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Hilarity at mass.
If only everything was in Latin again.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
our handshake:
over-under highfive, 3 fist taps, 3 more and then you slap yo’self
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Who's this for?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
my catholic home slice.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Do you have an away slice too?
Is it DiceK? He kicks ass on the road.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
And do you add to your sig everyday?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
i just read like 3 yearbooks last night
and realized how many hot girls i had just missed.
CRAZY!
Pretty much. No Yogi lines.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
The first coupla parts of that were unrelated, but okay.
Use Manny lines instead. He’s Aflac’s new spokesperson when he retires. Either that, or he’ll be the Spanish spokesperson.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
hEY, puberty k nows no boundaries!!!11
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
True.
[No other words needed]
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
unless your a perv
unlike yours truly!’i fell high and drunk….
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Wait, what?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
u think me make sense?
queerbag mcnuts….
im fine… really
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Still not making sense.
Maybe I did take too much aspirin.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Mel Gibson
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
and thats MGBBS 500,000 biggie
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
If the moderators...
“Don’t ask, don’t tell”
Great, now I sound like a gay Navy dude.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
WTF
fuck these umpires
aahh! first biggie
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
The home plate ump is Catholic too.
His wife is a over-controlling (prolly the other biggie), but she’s kinda hot for having 3+ kids (I can’t keep track). She keeps in good shape.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
ten thousand million bucks says hes not married.
im not the anti-christ.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
If they aren't, then he's a f'n moron.
…“Pay attention to ME!!!!” she screamed at her husband. She was unaware he was trying to talk to the young man sitting behind him about the different strike zones umps have…
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
strike zones?
sophomoric-ness!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
I had just found out he was a MLB ump.
I was trying to influence him to expand the strike zone for our pitchers.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
next time you see him, ask him if he is ok after the ball that hit him in the face
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
If I'm not apologizing for it already, will do.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Navarro fails at hitting off the bullpen, off the bullpen...
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
THAT'S A... ... ...foul ball...
The Rats’ announcers are such homers, it is funny.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
i HATE them so much
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
You get the Rats on FSN?
Or “RaysTV”?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
FSN yeah
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
ManPerm + Migraine + Calaus (not from holding a baseball, if ya know what I mean) = SUCKING
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I dont know what u mean
where do babies come from? a stork, of course….
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
I can't remember how to spell the word meaning:
those little skin chunks that form from holding something a lot
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
o callusus
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Thank you.
How did I forget that?
Shouldn’t have bought the aspirin from the side of the road.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Wait... when did MDC come in?
I took a double dose of aspirin for knee pain tonight.
Great DP!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
After J-Lo put two on
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you.
I really “knee’d” to consider surgery.
www.instantrimshot.com
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
BOOOO!!
BOOO!
ANd in comes Grant Balfour, talk of the devil….. this is a treasure chest of bad puns.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Very bad pun.
Too much damn aspirin.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Your punniness is "aspiraling" out of control
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Not even worth the URL
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
heehee
funny words.
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
Alright!!!!!!!
Grant BallFour!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
You might want to apologize to sydneysox next time you talk to him.
We’re bombing the Aussies!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
It looks like Papi will hit this inning
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Like now?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Yep
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get why the DH needs a break
It’s beyond me…
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Kaz kicks his ass normally
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Kazmir
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Forgot about that...
Fair point
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
PAPI... : (
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
we are hiting them hard
not hard enough
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
MDC is still in.
Should we take the lead this inning or on walk-off?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I don't mind
Just want a win here…
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
im feelin crazy
in the 11th!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
I have to go to bed soon.
Damn school. I can’t go to next week’s series either. Let’s win tonight so I can be the All-American Jackass Red Sox Fan.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
This inning
2-3-4 due up for the Sox.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Lowrie, DP, YOUK right?
Or did we do something crazy with Papi PHing?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Yep
Followed by Bay and Lowell …
I want a big inning.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
OK
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like it
Pena is the only Rays hitter that scares me…
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
He used to be a Sox too.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
True
He was a lot less scary back then.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinda hard to scare your own team.
Wait, where’s Who-lio? [shaking]
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Not really
Every ball hit to Lugo was scary.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Leftiea are hitting under .200 v. Oki
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Who are these "Leftiea"?
They sound awesome.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
lefties
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
If Pena is one, I don't want one anymore.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
LOOK AT THE PLATE OKI!
LOOK AT THE PLATE OKI!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Nice, the classic "Way over the head, then get the K" routine.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Alright, I'm gone.
Don’t screw with me baseball gods.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
eww
Jigolo X!
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
I said WITH
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
youk
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
g2g guys go sox
He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!
JASON BAY DELIVERS!
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the replay
You can see bay saying: “Get up!” as he ran to first. Now he has 2 career hits off Wheeler, both HR.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
That would be nice
Although I don’t think Paps will be available tomorrow night.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Tomorrow is Sonny for the Rays
I don’t think we’ll need Paps. :)
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Most likely true
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Beckett pitching, right?
no need for Paps
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
hey all, I'm back
missed the excitement
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Hey, MassGal. Welcome aboard
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
where is Aardsma?
also anyone see the story on Mark McGwire
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
He was on the DL
Nope, didn’t see the story. What was it about?
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Mac might be back
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
no comeback
story on the 10th anniversary of this historic HR & how things have changed
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Sorry then
I heard the one at MLBTR that he might be thinking about playing again…
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Why doesn't Papelbon mix up his pitches more?
I am no expert, but what I think is happening here is that Papelbon is just throwing fastballs. Most major league players can hit fastballs if they know the fastball is coming. Why doesn’t the pitching coach or the much tauted Varitek convince/teach Papelbon to mix up his pitches more??
by NG on Sep 10, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Remy mentioned that
So did Tek in his post-game comments. Paps has had trouble locating his splitter and slider lately.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 10, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
he sure is
this isnt good
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
It's going to happen sometimes
It’s up to the hitters to pick him up. Percival isn’t very good.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Why bunt with Tek?
He isn’t a good bunter—and Papi will be walked
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Dumb move
Tek can hit Percival…
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ellsbury to third: a stolen base and an error.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Game
Paps wasted Bay’s nice homer, and the chance to take the lead of the division. Meh…
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
I was JUST about to post that
I know Paps is human but he kinda bugs me….I still think about the HR to Arod & his antics with the World Series ball & trophy…
anyway— Sox will get them tomorrow…
where is NG?
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Writing a front page post about
Paps sucking our momentum.
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 9, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The Ray winning tonight actually sucks the MFY momentum or something like that
no idea how to word that sentence…because the MFY arent really on a roll…
I saw the other WC scores tho :-(
but let’s look on the bright side – MFY dont pick up ground
good night all
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
In all seriousness,
Does Jason Varitek look pathetic at bat or not. I REALLY think retirement should be in his near future!
The thing is
He was up, he should have been hitting. Bunting was a bad choice for obvious reasons: 1) he sucks at bunting in general and 2) Papi would simply be walked if by some miracle he put one down successfully. Tek is lucky he didn’t bunt pop into a double play during that AB.
Yeah, it was a very dumb move
Percival is a guy Tek could hit, you know… If anything, it would have wasted an out when we couldn’t have. But this one is all on Paps, he had an awful game and we lost it because he couldn’t hold the lead. Shit happens, I think. Even Mo blows saves here and there.
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 10, 2008 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions