[Camera pans over a crowd of adoring Chicago White Sox fans.]
Crowd, chanting: MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP!
Voiceover: He's the biggest celebrity in baseball.
Voiceover: But, is he ready to lead? With the economy in crisis, Carlos Quentin wants to raise your ticket prices.
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Voiceover: And with energy more expensive than ever, Quentin continues to oppose drilling singles to the opposite-fielding. Instead, he flagrantly wastes his power on hitting homeruns, increasing our dependence on foreign (out of the field) runs.
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Voiceover: Higher Ticket Prices, More Foreign Runs. That's the real Carlos Quentin.
[This message paid for by the Million Voters for Pedroia.]
Poll
Who will get your MVP vote?
Dustin Pedroia. Ready to lead. (74 votes)
Dustin Pedroia. Experience, when we need it most. (16 votes)
Carlos Quentin. [This Diebold Voting Machine will subtract your vote from his total.] (21 votes)
111 total votes
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