GT: Red Sox @ Rays
Boston Red Sox at Tampa Bay Rays, Sep 16, 2008 7:10 PM EDT
It's all tied up in the American League East. Time for the best post-season pitcher in baseball today to show what he's got:
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Anybody else get a shopping.com ad on the left?
What could possibly have made it show Monster Truck video games?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Ells G3
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
DP runs out a G6
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Papi...
Nope
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Somebody tell Beckett that this is a playoff game.
It effectively is…
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Anybody know why Bay isn't in tonight?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
His wife is having a baby
He won’t be in the line-up tomorrow either.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, just read the RotoWorld update on the front page.
Why are Papi and Theo always mixed up?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
They're not.
I don’t think Theo has a rotoworld entry.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
He's on the little ticker thing on the front page of this site.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Oh, I know.
But Theo doesn’t have an entry, so generally anything about Theo or Francona will be in a post/entry with a player in the title.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
But why Papi?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Probably because
Any Papi updates will immediately draw attention.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
Welcome back, Allen
It has been a while
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
He made a "punny" post earlier today...
http://www.overthemonster.com/2008/9/16/615646/it-s-hip-to-be-mike-lowell
It has been a while since I’ve seen you actually commenting on a GT though, Mr. Allen. (Not sucking up, just respectful of elders not using nicknames) Maybe I have a bad memory, but wasn’t it like 5 days ago?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Thanks, Drugs.
It certainly has. Been a little…stressful lately.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
Bit of a double meaning to that comment.
My rec:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Oh, it's the wife.
I hate when ballplayers’ wives give birth in September.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Whoop!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Lowell on, Jamie Kotsay's hubbie up
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Dammit, stupid phone blocking the wireless internet connection.
Delayed comment
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Two on for Coco
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh well, can't expect a long homer everytime...
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Some people do
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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Coco!
DAMMIT!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
What's the score for the Rays?
Oh, wait…
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Oh great!
The Rays have a “Mission October” shirt with the stupid “9=8” slogan.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I never got that, 9=8? are they saying that their lineup is only 8 players?
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
"emphasize that nine players playing nine innings could mean one of eight postseason berths"
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/10/sports/baseball/10rays.html
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I love 3-pitch Ks followed by 1-pitch outs
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
It balances out the pitch count.
27 (or 24) pitch minimum for a full game, 81(or 72) if you get 3 pitch K’s on everyone.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
The cow is in the bullpen? Uh-oh!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
1-2-3-4-5-6 1st+2nd for Beckett
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
If I don't say it directly, it doesn't jinx it.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Dammit:
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
perfe- OW!
I didnt say it.
Hmm, maybe I’m bad luck… I didnt come on at all last night cause of practice. We beat a Babe Ruth World Series team, too.
Were any of the homers last night consecutive?
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
No:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playbyplay?gameId=280915130
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Well.
Some kid on my team had ESPNMVP, so he had like 6 texts about the Sox scoring.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
I have these:
Free if you have a Verizon cell phone and unlimited texting
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
So did Gross, apparently.
Perez barely caught it.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
evening all
in class/on break
go sox!!
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Good evening
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
yo.
Am I the only one getting every MLB gameday package channel EXCEPT the Red Sox game?
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Hello, Miss.
Your teacher still hasn’t realized that the Sox are more important?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
If I had a nickel every time I heard that....
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
You'd have this many:









Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
If i made change. Those are quarters :)
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
No they aren't

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
You fail at historical things, don't you?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
um its my lowest grade :(
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
I have like a 98ish in World History Honors.
My teacher prolly doesn’t like me cause I do it without effort. He said I should have been in AP, but I was like: yeah, add an AP class to a sophomore workload. Pfft!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Indians up 5-1 on Twins
Chisox and MFY tied at 1
O’s up 1-0 on Toronto
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
You have more comments on DRB than on OTM:
YOU ARE A TRAITOR!!!!!!!! YOU JINXED HIM!!!!!!!
(and it is better than that)
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Don't worry, all in good fun
I’m not trying to flame. Heck, on DRB, the main guys will try to self-jinx just to prove there’s no such thing.
Vogt early, Vogt often.
Ya gotta believe in jinxes after '04.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
The "main guys" would be RJ Anderson, SaberToothPie [Now P Brady], and Pat Kennedy, right?
It’s not that surprising that they would do that. They seem to be offended by anything anti-Rays, so they keep it away. They [read: RJ Anderson] banned me for insulting them with a name that most people use all the time (moron).
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Dammit, Kotsay.
Swing laterally!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Did the bats get worn out last night?
Or is this the result of a better than expected pitching matchup?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Kotsay didn't play last night
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant in general.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I know
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Very nice.
Two really, Iwamura play was nice as well.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
Lowell was limping after making a nice play
But he is staying in the game. He might need sugery after the season.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was definite?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
How many K's?
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3
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Still working the in and out there, DJDP23?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
still "watching" the Sox via Gameday
but its not easy doing that AND participating here AND playing World of Warcraft. Priorities, you know.
"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo
Hmm, I don't do the latter, but I do the former two all the time.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
More importantly, how many pitches?
Is he still on a pitch count?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
45
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Francona
made a comment about “the game dictating when he’d be removed”, or no, in other words, w/r/t pitch count.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
Not sure it's that concrete.
Sounded more like a “if he’s throwing too many, we might take him out”
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
The way he's throwing now (knock on wood)
I’m sure it’s pretty concrete based on tonight thusfar.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
Knock off of Cliff Floyd's wooden stick.
Damn, there goes that.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
So far, the pitch count isn't a worry
Run support is.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Bloody hell.
That was a tailor-made GIDP, in the truest sense of the term.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Yup
Coco smoked that ball … right at Bartlett.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
And Longoria returned the favor to Crisp.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I had such high hopes
…knowing it was this incarnation of Crisp at the plate.
"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo
Ummm.... save that kinda talk for Warcraft.
Most people too tired to remember what that means.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
There goes the perfecto
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
"no-no-no"
No runs, hits, or walks.
He still has the “no”
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
THERE GOES THE PERFECT GAME AND THE NO HITTER!
No one bring up the other one he still has going.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
the shut-
not exactly a gem for BECKETT, for someone else, though….
Great Control.
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JINX DAMMIT
he still has the S/O
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
and the game of 9 IP
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Blech! Ms. Florida is at the game with the new 9=8 shirt.
The Gay Governor is there too.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Umm, go Grays!
What? The Rays? Who the hell are they? And what kind of crappy stadium is this? -Gay Governor
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
*Gays
Kinda funny that he’s a Republican yet he’s obviously gay
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Yet?
I’m not even going to get started. Give me the name of oone gay democrat.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Google that shit.
Democrats are the ones who support gay marriage.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Better:
“There’s a professional baseball team in Florida? Where’s all the tax income from the ticket sales?”
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
WHOO-HOO!!!
*No intentional advertising for WaMu.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Back-to-back Ks
Beckett has some wicked off-speed stuff tonight.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Now lets have someone hit one wicked-fah!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
both pitchers have 5 Ks
Beckett’s got one less walk and four less pitches overall
"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo
Ells!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Safe to say
Sean Casey would have been out by ten steps
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
back to back IF singles.
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Dusty's should have been an E5
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
MVP scoring
He’s favored, like Duke in the ACC.
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Basketball, baseball?
FOOTBALL?!?!?!?!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Basketball, the only sport they are good in.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Don't forget:
RapingLacrosse
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Corrected to an E5 now
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
He wouldn't have been out of the batter's box yet.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
IF single?
Gaymeday says that he beat it out to second base.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Yup
Taco bounced it over the pitcher
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Nevermind:
http://www.dogmine.com/fun/the_taco_bell_secret.jpg
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Aww...
http://itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/thirsty_puppy0b7cb7.jpg
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
2nd and 3rd, one out.
YOUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Youk is DUE.
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Like a library book from 1989
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Wait, he hit a homer last night.
He was just checked out yesterday!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Um, it's a new release.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Then how is it due?
The library of Theo Epstein only gets new players every 3 months. Francona’s library card is maxed out after last night.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
OK, lets stop now.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
The Library is closing.
Please deposit any returns in the bins outside.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
SF.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Yays.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
That meant sac fly, not San Fran.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Now a pop out.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
It looks like Sonnanstine is done
Balfour is warming.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
You are correct.
Do you wanna cookie?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Y r u so rAnd0m!1 2day???
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Wikipedia is fun:
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I can't decide if I want to read it or what.
Somehow I knew that was the answer…. I have two more years of this hell?
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Which do you want?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie
OR
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
WHOO-HOO!
GIDP!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Beckett is becoming more of an athlete now i guess.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
DAMMIT!!!
There goes the shutout
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Rays question:
Is this their usual starting line-up?
"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo
W/o Crawford and Upton
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
ahh
was trying to figure how a team with four batters hitting under .250 was in first place.
"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo
and i think they are
back to back to back to back
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Coco? Please hit a home run. Then you can be released and live a happy life being a mascot for Coco Krispies.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Which one is he?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
the dude on the right.
He is handling whatever that is pretty well.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Read his hat:
POP
I think he is opening the barrel
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Balfour out, Grant in
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Me and you the only ones on?
Besides the warlock dude?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
WOW isn't as bad as runescape
Ells with his second IF single
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
I don't play any video games that aren't sports or war.
Other than:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Wasn't the Atari
really pornographic? or was that the 2600?
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Ball-Four out.
Who’s coming in? I was doing For. Sci. homework.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
$50 man
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
THE WIGGER!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Ells w/ the SPEED!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
frack?
Is that a gamer word?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
As in: Frinky Frack.
And our school considers it a curse.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Maybe I need to study up on my slang:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frack
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
BSG
it replaces another word in polite company
"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo
DESTROYAH

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Ells CS
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
He was safe by an inch.
INSTANT REPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Beckett. On for the eighth. MAN.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
HBP
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Now facing Jesus OF
They also have a Jesus IF
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
jesus grounds out
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
He is gonna go play hockey now:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Jesus OF moves the not-HBP victim over
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
1 MORE
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Hold me Eva
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Stay away from her!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
If i were bored enough, I'd find the image of that stick dude beating the crap of another stick dude.
If Eva were on your back, would you beat her off?
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Hell no.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
He beat him with a stick.... cool though
Rethink the question. Awaken your inner-pervertedness.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
She ain't a dude, so that doesn't make sense.
I would pull her over my shoulder, throw her onto a bed, and [rest is inappropriate]
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Grab my camera and condom
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Screw the condom and camera...
skip straight to her. Continue this conversation in private.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
heh heh
“screw” is right
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
I wish I'd been here for this
If only to say that I appreciate…the enthusiasm, but let’s keep these kinds of conversations off of OTM in the future.
"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
But it's so fun!
Puberty is hard…. Damn! Now I leave myself a good joke.
Okay, let’s stop now.
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
even on Gameday, that looked like a nice K
"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo
The Sox fans in Tampa need to get louder!!!!
You can almost hear the 10 Rays fans chanting “AKI! AKI! AKI!”
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Here ya go Drugs:
http://www.breakawaycontent.com/therules/images/polite.jpg
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Great outing by Beckett
Let’s get him a win
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Papi, then Youk...
“IS THERE A MECHANIC IN THE HOUSE? WE GOT SOME BAD CLUTCHES OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!”
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
single!
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Lowell:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Earn a night with Jamie!
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
If he wins it, he won't need to go down to Nebraska Ave.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
A walk might help.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Beckett with a gem
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Good game.
A few crappy calls, but good still.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Sorry to anyone offended by what me and BoSox 415 are saying.
We should probably stop (or continue away from y’all)
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I can't
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
no aim?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
yah
OTM seems to be the onlything working, go figure
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Hmm.... maybe your Computer is learning your patterns
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Paps, maybe?
Him or Masterson. Those are the only two I trust. MDC and Oki are close though.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Paps and Masterson are up
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Masterson = yes
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
JED-I !!!!!!
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
No more direct Star Wars references.
They don’t work.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Wheeler has to man up and pitch to him.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
hold me Eva
Hold me Marissa
Hold me Jenna
Hold me Katie
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
I get the first one...
The rest would be stars off the silver screen, right?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
SI model
Jameson? really u dont know
HBO
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
I was just checking.
Maybe you had conveniently named crushes.
Miller
Jameson
Morgan
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
FAIL
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
shit-Aki!
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Mushroom, mushroom...
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Great ... Cora is at SS and
hitting 5th
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
HE IS
God, I hate small ball…
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
Pena bunting is downright STUPID ball.
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
If only Bonds bunted more...
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Unless it helps us.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
OK, wtf just happened?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
single
now attempting to bunt is Pena
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
I meant the ball on the field/reversed strike.
Thanks Drugs.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
A ball came on the field and the umps called time out
Before the pitch
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
Masterson can’t seem to find the zone here.
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Bloody f'n hell
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
and then takes ball 4
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
For the moment, I hate the name Longoria.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Always hate the name Parker, though.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Longoria love is back!
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
already posted
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Always hate the name Tebow, Harvin....
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t1s3pdkXiM
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
I LOVE LONGORIA!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Sit the fuck down, Evan
I don’t have the numbers, but he doesn’t seem to play the Sox well… :)
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
Aim for Floyd's knees if you are gonna hit him!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Damn!!!!!
Hits Floyd with an 0-2 pitch.
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Fuck
Loaded for Navarro. DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP!
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
Okay
I am about to piss my pants right now. DP!
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
GIDP.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
2-0
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
2-1
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
2-1
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Gift strike
I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't matter
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
behind much?
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
COCO RUN FOR THE DAMN BALL!!!!!!
He had a chance if he sprinted!
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
dammit, true
anger blinded me
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Coco
you are going to be all three guys on the coco crispies box because we are going to cut you up into three sections and put them in the all three positions of the outfield and then pelt you with little bullets amd then cut your head of whcih is in left field because Barry had a big head and then put it in the Hall of Shame because you are a sorry son of a bitch and will die a slow and painful death when hit by a pitch thrown by a little leaguer and then hit a home run offa nine year old and then shoot yourself and then go masterbate with masterson and then laugh at josh beckett even though he threw a great game and then got a no-decision and then fall back a game in the division racea nd basically screw our chances to win teh division and I will not be on this site tommorow even if i am really bored but if i am pissed then i will come on here and right something similiar to this again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again!!!
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
Dude, so behind.
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
game?
My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.
STFU Rays fan
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
He didn't nearly get out of it though
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Sep 16, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He did
Floyd would have GIDP in my perfect world. :)
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He shouldn't have hit Floyd
I’m sure it wasn’t intentional, but I don’t think Floyd would have reached base…
Mother---- him and John Wayne!
by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
just got home
but no need to turn on TV from what I see on the board; that is OK
tomorrow…
good night all
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)
Sorry you missed a great game turned crap
Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.
Hitting a batter you're 0-2 on is awful.
The only good that might come of this outing is that Masterson might get dropped on the bullpen depth chart. In my mind he’s a terrible choice for a tied game – way too prone to walks.
just read the recap
yeah it $ucks but that was a lot pf pressure, some self induced, but still a lot.
dont be discouraged – Sox will get them tomorrow.
"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."
( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

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