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GT: Red Sox @ Rays

Boston Red Sox at Tampa Bay Rays, Sep 16, 2008 7:10 PM EDT


It's all tied up in the American League East. Time for the best post-season pitcher in baseball today to show what he's got:


Next Game

Boston Red Sox
@ Tampa Bay Rays

Tuesday, Sep 16, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Tropicana Field

Josh Beckett vs Andy Sonnanstine

 

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Anybody else get a shopping.com ad on the left?

What could possibly have made it show Monster Truck video games?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ells G3

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

DP runs out a G6

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

IF single for Dusty

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Papi...

Nope

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody tell Beckett that this is a playoff game.

It effectively is…

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody know why Bay isn't in tonight?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

His wife is having a baby

He won’t be in the line-up tomorrow either.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just read the RotoWorld update on the front page.

Why are Papi and Theo always mixed up?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're not.

I don’t think Theo has a rotoworld entry.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's on the little ticker thing on the front page of this site.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

But Theo doesn’t have an entry, so generally anything about Theo or Francona will be in a post/entry with a player in the title.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

But why Papi?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably because

Any Papi updates will immediately draw attention.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

 That’s what caught my eye.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome back, Allen

It has been a while

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He made a "punny" post earlier today...

http://www.overthemonster.com/2008/9/16/615646/it-s-hip-to-be-mike-lowell
It has been a while since I’ve seen you actually commenting on a GT though, Mr. Allen. (Not sucking up, just respectful of elders not using nicknames) Maybe I have a bad memory, but wasn’t it like 5 days ago?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Drugs.

It certainly has. Been a little…stressful lately.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bit of a double meaning to that comment.

My rec:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's the wife.

I hate when ballplayers’ wives give birth in September.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoop!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 for Beckett in the 1st

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

"Wheels" Lowell draws a walk ...

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowell on, Jamie Kotsay's hubbie up

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, stupid phone blocking the wireless internet connection.

Delayed comment

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two on for Tek

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Two on for Coco

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh well, can't expect a long homer everytime...

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some people do

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

NG?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco!

DAMMIT!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Chisox up 1-0 on MFY

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the score for the Rays?

Oh, wait…

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh great!

The Rays have a “Mission October” shirt with the stupid “9=8” slogan.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I never got that, 9=8? are they saying that their lineup is only 8 players?

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

"emphasize that nine players playing nine innings could mean one of eight postseason berths"

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/10/sports/baseball/10rays.html

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love 3-pitch Ks followed by 1-pitch outs

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

It balances out the pitch count.

27 (or 24) pitch minimum for a full game, 81(or 72) if you get 3 pitch K’s on everyone.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colon moving to the pen

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The cow is in the bullpen? Uh-oh!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 2nd for Beckett

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3-4-5-6 1st+2nd for Beckett

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I don't say it directly, it doesn't jinx it.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit:

Scrubs clip

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

perfe- OW!

I didnt say it.

Hmm, maybe I’m bad luck… I didnt come on at all last night cause of practice. We beat a Babe Ruth World Series team, too.

Were any of the homers last night consecutive?

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playbyplay?gameId=280915130

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.

Some kid on my team had ESPNMVP, so he had like 6 texts about the Sox scoring.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have these:

Text Alerts

Free if you have a Verizon cell phone and unlimited texting

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Papi had that one

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

So did Gross, apparently.

Perez barely caught it.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

evening all

in class/on break
go sox!!

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 16, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Good evening

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yo.

Am I the only one getting every MLB gameday package channel EXCEPT the Red Sox game?

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello, Miss.

Your teacher still hasn’t realized that the Sox are more important?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey MassGal

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Dusty

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

If I had a nickel every time I heard that....

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd have this many:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If i made change. Those are quarters :)

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No they aren't

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You fail at historical things, don't you?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

um its my lowest grade :(

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have like a 98ish in World History Honors.

My teacher prolly doesn’t like me cause I do it without effort. He said I should have been in AP, but I was like: yeah, add an AP class to a sophomore workload. Pfft!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 in row by Beckett

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

shhh!

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Threat:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indians up 5-1 on Twins

Chisox and MFY tied at 1

O’s up 1-0 on Toronto

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy moly

Beckett has a no-hitter going!

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Sep 16, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

You have more comments on DRB than on OTM:

YOU ARE A TRAITOR!!!!!!!! YOU JINXED HIM!!!!!!!
(and it is better than that)

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, all in good fun

I’m not trying to flame. Heck, on DRB, the main guys will try to self-jinx just to prove there’s no such thing.

Vogt early, Vogt often.

by Brickhaus on Sep 16, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya gotta believe in jinxes after '04.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "main guys" would be RJ Anderson, SaberToothPie [Now P Brady], and Pat Kennedy, right?

It’s not that surprising that they would do that. They seem to be offended by anything anti-Rays, so they keep it away. They [read: RJ Anderson] banned me for insulting them with a name that most people use all the time (moron).

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Bartlett to get Youk

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

MFY down 3-1

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, Kotsay.

Swing laterally!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Did the bats get worn out last night?

Or is this the result of a better than expected pitching matchup?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Kotsay didn't play last night

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant in general.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Lowell

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice.

Two really, Iwamura play was nice as well.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

injury delay?

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowell was limping after making a nice play

But he is staying in the game. He might need sugery after the season.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was definite?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 in row ...

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

got through on 7 pitches

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many K's?

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

3

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 Ks, 0 BBs

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still working the in and out there, DJDP23?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

still "watching" the Sox via Gameday

but its not easy doing that AND participating here AND playing World of Warcraft. Priorities, you know.

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I don't do the latter, but I do the former two all the time.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

More importantly, how many pitches?

Is he still on a pitch count?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

45

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Francona

made a comment about “the game dictating when he’d be removed”, or no, in other words, w/r/t pitch count.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure it's that concrete.

Sounded more like a “if he’s throwing too many, we might take him out”

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way he's throwing now (knock on wood)

I’m sure it’s pretty concrete based on tonight thusfar.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knock off of Cliff Floyd's wooden stick.

Damn, there goes that.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far, the pitch count isn't a worry

Run support is.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloody hell.

That was a tailor-made GIDP, in the truest sense of the term.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

Coco smoked that ball … right at Bartlett.

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Longoria returned the favor to Crisp.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had such high hopes

…knowing it was this incarnation of Crisp at the plate.

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm.... save that kinda talk for Warcraft.

Most people too tired to remember what that means.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-pitch and Longoria is gone

Nice

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes the perfecto

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes the no-no

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

"no-no-no"

No runs, hits, or walks.

He still has the “no”

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

THERE GOES THE PERFECT GAME AND THE NO HITTER!

No one bring up the other one he still has going.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

the shut-

not exactly a gem for BECKETT, for someone else, though….
Great Control.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

JINX DAMMIT

he still has the S/O

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the game of 9 IP

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blech! Ms. Florida is at the game with the new 9=8 shirt.

http://www.missflorida.org/

The Gay Governor is there too.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm, go Grays!

What? The Rays? Who the hell are they? And what kind of crappy stadium is this? -Gay Governor

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Gays

Kinda funny that he’s a Republican yet he’s obviously gay

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yet?

I’m not even going to get started. Give me the name of oone gay democrat.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google that shit.

Democrats are the ones who support gay marriage.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better:

“There’s a professional baseball team in Florida? Where’s all the tax income from the ticket sales?”

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOO-HOO!!!

*No intentional advertising for WaMu.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Back-to-back Ks

Beckett has some wicked off-speed stuff tonight.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Now lets have someone hit one wicked-fah!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

both pitchers have 5 Ks

Beckett’s got one less walk and four less pitches overall

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ells!!!!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Safe to say

Sean Casey would have been out by ten steps

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

back to back IF singles.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty's should have been an E5

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP scoring

He’s favored, like Duke in the ACC.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basketball, baseball?

FOOTBALL?!?!?!?!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basketball, the only sport they are good in.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget:

RapingLacrosse

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corrected to an E5 now

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wouldn't have been out of the batter's box yet.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

IF single?

Gaymeday says that he beat it out to second base.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Taco bounced it over the pitcher

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind:

http://www.dogmine.com/fun/the_taco_bell_secret.jpg

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww...

http://itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/thirsty_puppy0b7cb7.jpg

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

error?

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Now

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going good here so far...

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd, one out.

YOUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Youk is DUE.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Like a library book from 1989

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, he hit a homer last night.

He was just checked out yesterday!!!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, it's a new release.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then how is it due?

The library of Theo Epstein only gets new players every 3 months. Francona’s library card is maxed out after last night.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, lets stop now.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Library is closing.

Please deposit any returns in the bins outside.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

SF.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Yays.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That meant sac fly, not San Fran.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now a pop out.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice bunt

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like Sonnanstine is done

Balfour is warming.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

You are correct.

Do you wanna cookie?

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y r u so rAnd0m!1 2day???

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia is fun:

Here

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't decide if I want to read it or what.

Somehow I knew that was the answer…. I have two more years of this hell?

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take one.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which do you want?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie

OR

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOO-HOO!

GIDP!!!!!!!!!!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Beckett is becoming more of an athlete now i guess.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice DP

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMMIT!!!

There goes the shutout

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Rays question:

Is this their usual starting line-up?

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

W/o Crawford and Upton

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh

was trying to figure how a team with four batters hitting under .250 was in first place.

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i think they are

back to back to back to back

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco? Please hit a home run. Then you can be released and live a happy life being a mascot for Coco Krispies.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Which one is he?

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the dude on the right.

He is handling whatever that is pretty well.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read his hat:

POP

I think he is opening the barrel

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balfour out, Grant in

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Me and you the only ones on?

Besides the warlock dude?

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW isn't as bad as runescape

Ells with his second IF single

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't play any video games that aren't sports or war.

Other than:

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't the Atari

really pornographic? or was that the 2600?

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

What the hell are you talking about?

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ball-Four out.

Who’s coming in? I was doing For. Sci. homework.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

$50 man

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by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE WIGGER!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

IF hit for Ellsbury

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ells w/ the SPEED!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

frack!

not enough speed

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

frack?

Is that a gamer word?

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

As in: Frinky Frack.

And our school considers it a curse.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I need to study up on my slang:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frack

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

BSG

it replaces another word in polite company

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noted.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

DESTROYAH

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ells CS

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by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He was safe by an inch.

INSTANT REPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beckett. On for the eighth. MAN.

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by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HBP

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by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now facing Jesus OF

They also have a Jesus IF

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus grounds out

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by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is gonna go play hockey now:

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus OF moves the not-HBP victim over

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's get ready to rumble!

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 MORE

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hold me Eva

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by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stay away from her!!!!

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

If i were bored enough, I'd find the image of that stick dude beating the crap of another stick dude.

If Eva were on your back, would you beat her off?

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell no.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He beat him with a stick.... cool though

Rethink the question. Awaken your inner-pervertedness.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

She ain't a dude, so that doesn't make sense.

I would pull her over my shoulder, throw her onto a bed, and [rest is inappropriate]

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grab my camera and condom

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw the condom and camera...

skip straight to her. Continue this conversation in private.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh

“screw” is right

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I'd been here for this

If only to say that I appreciate…the enthusiasm, but let’s keep these kinds of conversations off of OTM in the future.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Sep 16, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes sir.

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by bdalebs on Sep 18, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's so fun!

Puberty is hard…. Damn! Now I leave myself a good joke.

Okay, let’s stop now.

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

even on Gameday, that looked like a nice K

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

The Sox fans in Tampa need to get louder!!!!

You can almost hear the 10 Rays fans chanting “AKI! AKI! AKI!”

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ack! Ack!

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really dislike Iwamura

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Here ya go Drugs:

http://www.breakawaycontent.com/therules/images/polite.jpg

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhh

FO to 8!

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great outing by Beckett

Let’s get him a win

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Papi, then Youk...

“IS THERE A MECHANIC IN THE HOUSE? WE GOT SOME BAD CLUTCHES OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!”

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by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

single!

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowell:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Also:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earn a night with Jamie!

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

If he wins it, he won't need to go down to Nebraska Ave.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

A walk might help.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Home just now, people

How’s it being?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Beckett with a gem

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good game.

A few crappy calls, but good still.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-out walk

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry to anyone offended by what me and BoSox 415 are saying.

We should probably stop (or continue away from y’all)

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

no aim?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yah

OTM seems to be the onlything working, go figure

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.... maybe your Computer is learning your patterns

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's warming up in the Sox pen?

"and THAT happened" -John Mayer announcing Pedrioa at-bat in Tokyo

by DJDP23 on Sep 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Paps, maybe?

Him or Masterson. Those are the only two I trust. MDC and Oki are close though.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paps and Masterson are up

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masterson = yes

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

JED-I !!!!!!

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

No more direct Star Wars references.

They don’t work.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-run homer here

I called it.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheeler has to man up and pitch to him.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

hold me Eva

Hold me Marissa
Hold me Jenna
Hold me Katie

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get the first one...

The rest would be stars off the silver screen, right?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

SI model
Jameson? really u dont know
HBO

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just checking.

Maybe you had conveniently named crushes.
Miller
Jameson
Morgan

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit-Aki!

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mushroom, mushroom...

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awful AB by Lowrie

Fuck it, let’s win it in 10. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Or in 14.

With a grand slam. That would be the ultimate 1up

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great ... Cora is at SS and

hitting 5th

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck

I don’t like the sound of this…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

See above

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Pena is bunting

:-)

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

HE IS

God, I hate small ball…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

Pena bunting is downright STUPID ball.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only Bonds bunted more...

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless it helps us.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, wtf just happened?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

single

now attempting to bunt is Pena

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant the ball on the field/reversed strike.

Thanks Drugs.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

A ball came on the field and the umps called time out

Before the pitch

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Masterson can’t seem to find the zone here.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloody f'n hell

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pena swings at ball 4

Full count

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

and then takes ball 4

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 on for Longoria

Fuck!

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

For the moment, I hate the name Longoria.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always hate the name Parker, though.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Longoria love is back!

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

already posted

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always hate the name Tebow, Harvin....

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t1s3pdkXiM

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Longoria tried to bunt

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

AND HE'S BUNTING

God, this is offensive to baseball…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE LONGORIA!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

The hat trick for Longoria

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit the fuck down, Evan

I don’t have the numbers, but he doesn’t seem to play the Sox well… :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aim for Floyd's knees if you are gonna hit him!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn!!!!!

Hits Floyd with an 0-2 pitch.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

Loaded for Navarro. DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP! DP!

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

What's Cora doing at SS?

Did we lose a war?

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Sep 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

I am about to piss my pants right now. DP!

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-2

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-2

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gift strike

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't matter

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

behind much?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

COCO RUN FOR THE DAMN BALL!!!!!!

He had a chance if he sprinted!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh.

No chance to throw the guy out at the plate though.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Sep 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit, true

anger blinded me

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco

you are going to be all three guys on the coco crispies box because we are going to cut you up into three sections and put them in the all three positions of the outfield and then pelt you with little bullets amd then cut your head of whcih is in left field because Barry had a big head and then put it in the Hall of Shame because you are a sorry son of a bitch and will die a slow and painful death when hit by a pitch thrown by a little leaguer and then hit a home run offa nine year old and then shoot yourself and then go masterbate with masterson and then laugh at josh beckett even though he threw a great game and then got a no-decision and then fall back a game in the division racea nd basically screw our chances to win teh division and I will not be on this site tommorow even if i am really bored but if i am pissed then i will come on here and right something similiar to this again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again!!!

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a strike

But I’ll take it.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, so behind.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

game?

My last sig was too long, so my new one is: He who hesitates is a mediocre ambidextrious stupid person who thinks the Rays suck and stole Joe Maddon's shoes while thinking he was at a baseball game but was at church.

by BoSox415 on Sep 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah = (

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

Masterson nearly got out of it…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

STFU Rays fan

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did

Floyd would have GIDP in my perfect world. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He shouldn't have hit Floyd

I’m sure it wasn’t intentional, but I don’t think Floyd would have reached base…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello.

Goodbye.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got home

but no need to turn on TV from what I see on the board; that is OK

tomorrow…

good night all

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry you missed a great game turned crap

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bdalebs on Sep 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hitting a batter you're 0-2 on is awful.

The only good that might come of this outing is that Masterson might get dropped on the bullpen depth chart. In my mind he’s a terrible choice for a tied game – way too prone to walks.

by 0157H7 on Sep 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

just read the recap

yeah it $ucks but that was a lot pf pressure, some self induced, but still a lot.

dont be discouraged – Sox will get them tomorrow.

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 16, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

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