Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox GameThread, Sep 13, 2008 7:05 PM EDT

He looks like he may be a dead fastball hitter. Like Drew, he seems to have trouble with pitchers who change speeds. In fairness to Bay, he hasn’t faced a lot of the AL pitchers before.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I've noticed that too

It’s amazing how he’s similar to Drew in many ways. He seems to be slumping lately, and he’s not getting any lucky. When he gets a ball, he just miss one or someone run it down…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank God for the WP

Without it, we only would have scored on run (Kotsay’s fly out was deep enough).

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bats still look lifeless

I miss Drew…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trouble here for Colon

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Loaded for Snider

I don’t wanna watch it…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Error by Lowrie

Bases loaded

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

cant Cora play third (or Youk)

at SS Lowrie is good enough, no need to confuse him anymore with other positions

by OilCanBoyd on Sep 13, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I HATE when the pitcher gives a walk with the bases loaded

It somehow pisses me off more so than a GS…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Colon walks in a run

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This is getting ugly

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lowrie's error changed the whole inning

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

But Colon is getting knocked around, so…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ellsbury breaks the wrong way ...

and the ball falls in for an RBI single.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MFY up 1-0

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I can’t say I’m not pissed about how the Sox handled this 4 game series. The Jays worked around to have their best pitchers playing against us, while we send Byrd and Colon… If we sweep or at least take 3 here, we pretty much kill the Jays.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The Sox worked to have their best pitchers face the Rays

Unfortunately, Paps blew a save and Boston’s bats went to sleep.

As for this series, Byrd would have pitched anyway. It was his turn. Doubleheaders are tough. If not Colon, it would have been Pauley or Hansack.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But we could have sent Lester tonight

And Dice-K tomorrow. Short rest, I get, but at least we’d have a fair chance at taking 3…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If they did that

Who would pitch in Tampa Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday? The Sox play Toronto again next weekend.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fair point

You’re right, I’m overreacting. It’s just that the Sox never seem to play well against the Jays, and they’re the biggest thread to us on the WC race.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adam Lind and Travis Snider

I very much like this guys…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

But, on the bright side

Rolen still sucks. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Odds are

we’ll still make it, (the playoffs) but be ready to sweat it out. Halladay tomorrow, too. Twins may win two today. Nothing comes easy (except for the WS, if we make it!) for Red Sox fans in the regular season and playoffs.

Why do they torment us?

by ccthemovieman on Sep 13, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Again, kinda hard to sweat it out.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/statistics/ps_odds.php

Our chances have actually increased!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

did u saw how Youk shook his hips ?

by OilCanBoyd on Sep 13, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Was he on fire?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey people.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Howdy

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anybody hate Notre Dame?

Charlie Weis impersonated his former quarterback today.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Okay, gtg (dinner).

We have only unearned runs today. That sucks.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Finally ... a hit

Single by Bay

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jason Bay gets a hit

Come on, Lowrie, BOMB one, please…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So close...

Is this a test, or something?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Damn, damn, damn

I was sure that was gone. Snider robbed Lowrie.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

When we hit 'em, we get robbed or just miss

God doesn’t seem to love the Sox these days…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And then Cora does what Cora likes doing

Fuck, we should have scored here…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice play by Colon

Catches the ball with his back to the play.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Is it me

Or has Colon settled in?

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lowrie error fucked him a bit that inning

He did get hit hard, but he’s been good since.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rays up 4-1

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

On another news

Taco just grounded into a DP. How long will it take for Tito to take him out of the leadoff spot?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cash walks for the second time and ...

Ellsbury hits into a DP on the first pitch. Right now, Taco is the worst hitter on the team.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

After Cora and Who-lio.

But that was understood.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

See

If Taco got on base, it would be 5-4, or at least 5-3 with a guy on third… But who needs the leadoff hitter getting on base, right?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If Papi had been Papi

we wouldn’t be having this conversation. For now, I suggest we refer to him as David, until he busts the “Goliath” slump he’s in.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ellsbury has been awful in the second half

Everyone gets on Tek as an offensive black hole (rightly so). However, Tek has been better than Taco.

Tek: .729 OPS
Ellsbury: .619 OPS

Coming in tonight’s game, Kevin Cash had an OPS of .602 since the ASB. Cash has two walks today, so he can’t be much worse than Taco Boy.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Unfortunately, the DH doesn't move from position to position. It would be nice to give Tek a offensive break for a while.

If it was allowed, I would want Dice-K batting over Tek. He did pretty well last year. Actually, I’ll take almost any Sox pitcher over Tek (except the guy who strained his back swinging hard at a changeup.)

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ells has been bad for quite a while

If he wasn’t such a good fielder, I think he wouldn’t even be in the majors, let alone in the line-up.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We have two defensive scabs in Ells and Coco.

Unfortunately, one of them gets hot right when it seems Theo is gonna try to get a better bat for CF.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm back...

Pork roast, veggies, mashed taters, and a couple muffins. Excuse me if I fall asleep, but I’m stuffed.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MFY scored 2

It’s 4-3, Tampa

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Whoo-hoo!

We could balance out the day with a win and a Rats’ loss. I’d rather not be 4 GB again. It took a run of bad luck to get us within 2 games, and I hope we don’t fall back again.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Youk!!

Lead-off double. Runs please!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'll have what he's having.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Litsch should be done

I don’t like it. Jays pen is just too good…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kotsay walks

5 walks for Litsch.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Come on Bay!!!!

You don’t have too follow Papi’s example to be liked. Just hit the damn ball!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Gaston is letting Litsch pitch to Bay

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's hope Bay makes him pay

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bases loaded

Broken bat single for Bay.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Loaded for Lowrie

I’d take that HR here…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sac fly isn't a substitute, is it?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bases loaded for the JED - I!!!!!!!!!

“Force” the runs home!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Doubleheader?

First Game? Rays? This Game? Scores?

I was always a “why” kid.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hello.

Summary: We have sucked, MFY have sucked, Rats+Jays rocking.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

'Nuff said.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Remy just said

Lowrie is 5 for his last 7 with runners in scoring position.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Litsch still in

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Gaston... Is... Letting... Litsch... In..?

I don’t get it. Hope it doesn’t work.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

*Stay....

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

God, Lowrie is getting so close it's not funny

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Gameday shows it on the f'n wall.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lon SF

5-3

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

long

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That "G" key needs to be fixed Drugs.

Don’t swin it around.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And now he takes Litsch out

Because, you know, Cora is a big power hitter… Lowell PHing here?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

PLEASE!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Evening all

Lets get some runsss!

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Good evening

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How did rectum play tonite?

I mean Colon

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He had a bad inning

Lowrie didn’t help him, he got knocked around a bit, and here we are… But he has been good since.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Coming back from back issues, so pretty good.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hello, Canadian.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am indeed a canadian

but not a jays fan!

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know.

Just making sure that I wasn’t confusing anyone. Canadians are awesome (Bay, bacon, pot leaf on flag : ) )

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Woah, I just thought of a nickname for Bay:

Baycon!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lowell pinch hitting for Cora

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It was a good idea atleast

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I miss Drew

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, so do I.

Especially since Tek is in after this inning.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Take it easy on the Tek hate

He’s been solid lately, and he’s still our captain.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Solid defensively right?

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know. I like him, but JD helps with the lack of production issue.

Tek + Ells + Lowell (already filled his one HR per week quota, btw) = issues.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crisp hitting for Cash

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Unbelievable

The Sox had bases loaded, no one out, and only scored one run.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You haven't come to expect that this week?

JAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s keep that thing from ~~Wednesday~~Thursday going!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Scouting report on League

97mph sinker, a little wild (not just his control)
Oh, and bs.etcetcetc invited me again

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Best shortening of my handle ever.

I like Canada, what can I say?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Other than I hate when I am the only person on OTM, so I am apathetic.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Missed most of last year

Slight labrum tear after 2006, was told not to throw during the offseason. The club says he still lifted weights, so his lat muscle was overdeveloped. It may in fact have been a surfing injury.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Howdy

League looks like he has an effed up head.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's the story on the wildness?

Drugs, alcohol, parties, etc?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Surfer

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He wears long sleeves

because his vast array of arm tattoos might distract the batter

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ross, not Tek, catching

Youk – 3B
Lowrie – SS
Kotsay – 1B
Coco – CF
Taco – RF

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So teks not in the game tonite?

I will have a heart attack if they have him at DH

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would've been the next in a long line of underage drinkers in my family.

It takes a good dose of alcohol to see the irony in that and still laugh.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

my friends family is really good friends with the Ross-es

And she wouldn’t hear the end of it after he went 0-for-2.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why not put Taco at SS?

He has the glove, maybe his lack of arm strength would be compensated for with shorter throws.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was supposed to be a reply to Drugs, not Bosox415.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Taco on RF instead of Coco?

Really? I don’t remember about Coco’s arm, but I’m pretty sure I have a stronger arm than Taco, and I’m not a lot taller than Dusty. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Taco has a slightly better arm than Coco

That’s why he is in RF.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're shitting me

Really? Wow, I guess I really didn’t remember well Coco’s arm. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope

Coco has a weak arm.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I knew he wasn't Francoeur or anything like that

But I guessed he was at least average…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He is Judah without the betrayal.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So you are short!

That’s why you aren’t “big on Rios”!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not funny

And I’m 5’ 9". :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

5'10.75" (with size 12.5 feet)

and still growing! The milkman was tall and had big feet, according to my Dad (5’11", size 10 feet)

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just got new shoes today

size 11s, I jumped three sizes in 2 months.

5’5.25

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep, that was me a coupla years ago.

I had size 3 shoes in the begging of sixth grade, jumped to size 9 by Christmas.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Size 3?

um, HGH?

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No.

It scared the hell out of everyone around me. My parents were thinking I was a runt, but then I started eating more. I was a skinny fella until 7th grade, and now I’m pudgy.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude people say im like really skinny, and im 105 pounds

i look skinny, but there are people lighter than me who look bigger

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

People call me fat because I have a slight case of man boobs.

Well, they call me “fa-” and then they are on the ground crying. I have hidden muscle that portrays fat.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice inning for J-Lo

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Cito's gonna work the bullpen tonight

cause theyre probably gonna get a day off tomorrow..

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Does Doc have any connection to Brady, Weis, or anybody that he would consider honoring by sitting out tomorrow?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Doc is only connected to 8 inning outing

And ellsbury is connected to 2nd base!

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That was a reply to me?

Ells hasn’t been talking to the second base bag for a while, they justed decided to try to work things out tonight.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah I missed the reply button

Looks like Cito’s gonna keep the RP door revolving… i’d say he’ll play matchups for the rest of the night

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lead-off double for Taco

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dusty moves him over

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Going to Downs in the 7th

Not sure how Cito’s planning to get through the 8th. Also Downs hasn’t been great lately. Allowed 2 inherited runners to score on Thursday, plus allowed 2 of his own on a Thome homer.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Is Accardo still alive?

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shut down for the year

Ran out of days in his rehab stint

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Snakeface has no fangs recently?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tallet?

How’s he doing? I remember some talks about the Sox trading for him, he’s a good pitcher.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pitched in the afternoon game

and more of a long reliever

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, yeah, forgot about that

We Sox fans have blocked the ‘long reliever’ role, because we all miss very much the last guy who did that for us. :(

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who would that be?

I’m too focused on the OSU/USC game.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hoolian

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh.

The crazy dude who rolled the ball down the basepath. I thought you were making a Gagne joke.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've seen him a few times lately

forgot he was still around.. he’s definitely not in cito’s top 3

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yay!

The ’Nuts are losing to USC. SEC! SEC! SEC!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Noles WIN!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gators have an off week!

I still didn’t do 75% of my homework. Imagine how much I would’ve gotten done if they were playing.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Two on for Youk

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Big Papi took a little detour there

bit outside the path there… with a ninja kick for added effect

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It was very ugly

Not graceful at all.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

WTF happened?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But it's the umps job to call interferance

and Papi’s to break up the DP.. so ninja kick away I guess!

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There was no interference on that play

Ortiz didn’t go out of his way. He made contact with the base.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There wasn't interference

or the run wouldn’t of scored.. good job by papi to break up the DP, a hard ugly slide, but a fair one

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No he didn't

He made contact with the bag

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

RBI for Youk

Hard slide by Papi.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jays' record in 1 run games is like 21-29

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't even want to know what the Sox' is.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Braves? Dude, don;t get me started on them.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They broke the road streak today

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are we on top?

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's funny

That’s usually the pen fault, and the Jays have one of the best in the league.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mostly the poor RISP early in the season

and no walk-off wins until July

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Red Sox haven't scored a run on a hit tonight

2 runs on a wild pitch. 1 from a sac fly. And 1 via a force play.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I feel ugly.

And dirty, still rooting for the MFY.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice work by Masterson

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You sound surpised.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMFG... ABC fails at football now.

First the Chesney crap to start up the game, now they were just playing some ballroom crap.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't think the Jays are on pace to break the single season team GIDP record anymore

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Why is both Lind and Snider batting so low in the order?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

*are

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was going to ask only about Lind

Then I added Snider and both, but forgot about ‘are’. Sorry, man. I won’t let you down again. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's okay.

Just practicing for the FCAT Writes this year.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Snider is 20

Lind hasn’t homered in a month

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fair points

But shouldn’t Lind be batting 2nd instead of Scutaro or so?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Considering he's more of a singles hittler lately?

Maybe. Sometimes Cito puts a terrible hitter like Wilkerson or McDonald second for the first inning bunt possibilities.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm sorry

But batting Wilkerson and McDonald 2nd is really dumb by Cito. I have lots of respect for that guy, but this is awful. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's ass backwards

They’ve got scutaro, inglett and a bunch of other #1 and #2 hitters all through the order, and then power on the bottom with no one to drive them in

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Jays line-up is actually much better these days

It was around the worst in the league right after they let Thomas go.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The MFY have tied it at 4

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yay!

[Sucked into black hole caused by Sox’ fans rooting for the MFY]

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Theres some canadian bacon

Double to start the inning.. Make way for Bay!

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bay starts it

Okay, the tying run is on scoring position

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lowrie ties it!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep, this is what Scott Downs is like lately

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Alright!

A double serving of Baycon, and Jed-I brings him home with a swift slice of his lightsaber.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ross gets the bunt down

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yo bosox415!

Tell that chick that Ross just got out on the first pitch!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Never mind, it was a bunt.

Gameday immediate descriptions: FAIL

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

did he get out

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sac bunt.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hah!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

will do

ill tell her u told me to

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just making sure you remembered to.

Yelling through the internet makes an impression.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

cough bostonnation bedard blog cough

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No site pimping!

Unless it’s OTM!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now it's up to Coco to drive him

Don’t like our chances, no matter how hot Coco has been.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Where's NG?

He will suck our momentim!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He came back last night, if you were there.

We were riding on him

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gaston lets the lefty pitch to Coco

A better right-handed hitter

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Downs is effective against both

when he’s effective against anyone

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also I'm pretty sure all the righties in the pen are terrible against lefties

Camp, Wolfe, etc.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's been out of baseball for too long I guess.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Earn your fucking money here, Taco

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

His $390k?

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah. That's a lot of tortilla shells.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And the other 16k as well!

:)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ROY bonus? Nah, that would be like playing the lottery.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great minds...

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or is it his earnings

from making a special appearance at the Jacoby Ellsbury fanclub?

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/jacoby-ellsbury/links/865208

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's his earnings for being the Taco Bell spokesperson in the WS last year?

Or for the ROY award he won’t win?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Si, si, si!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

MFY up 5-4

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yay

I don’t care if those fuckers win, because they suck very much. But I’m very glad that the Rays are losing. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

As long as it's not by a lot.

Only root for them to have the lead, but not to go further than that.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

[Crawls out of black hole] Ya- [falls back in]

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He tripped!!!!

He fell like a sack of shit and the run scores

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ells lacked grace on the basepaths?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who tripped? WHo felt like a sack of shit? Who scored?

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Downs tripped over his own feet

Taco w/ the grounder.. it was playable, downs hurt his ankle and fell, run scored. Bosox take the lead

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ellsbury hit a dribbler up the line and Downs tripped trying to field it

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

WHY AREN'T YOU ON GAMEDAY?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BECAUSE FLASH WON'T DOWNLOAD

AND WE CALLED DELL TODAY AND IT STILL WOULDN"T LOAD!!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Right.

My bad. I forgot about that.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes!!!!

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

YAYAYAYAYAYA!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Taco!

GREAT AB there by Ells. I still don’t want him batting 1st, but that was sure lovely.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

In fairness

He has had a good game. He has been on base three times: a walk, single, and double—and scored two runs.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shawn Camp

Hey, Torgen, is Camp like the Jays version of Timlin?

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by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I hope so.

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's like the Rays' version of Camp last year

but with a changeup.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can say Devil Rays about previous teams.

I wasn’t paying attention, glanced at Gameday, and thought it said “Shawn Kemp”. I was like: WTF!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahahaha

The changeup must be really good, because he at least lowered his ERA from last season. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not as much as Balfour

What did he add?

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Love

:)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A view regimen of Real World: Australia reruns.

www.instantrimshot.com

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also, his ERA lately has been terrible

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dusty with a single

1st and 2nd 2 out… Big Papi at the plate

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

A homer here, and we can send in Timlin

:)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

um

TIMLIN

try not to shiver.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

NO.

The game still has a chance of being lost. Timlin should only be brought in when the Fangraph is at the top of the Red Sox side.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How about a double off the wall?

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll take that

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Congrats to Dusty

200 hits

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow!

That’s awesome…

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by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

MVP

Many… Valuable… Plate-appearances?

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Balloons for the little kid:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nobody use vague terms.

Not everyone can watch MLB.TV or Gamecast/day

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MLBTV is the best ever

Because here in Argentina I’d never watch any baseball ever, or maybe only on sunday. It really saved my life.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can deal with Flash animations.

I wouldn’t be complaining about living in Argentina. That’s like complaining about holding your girlfriend’s bags while in a lingerie store.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not complaining

I like it here. My girlfriend speaks spanish, that’s the only bad part. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Judging from the typical Latino chic:

I would learn Spanish for her:
http://themerlonishuttle.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/eva_longoria_247485x.jpg

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Women around here look more like european girls

They’re VERY pretty overall, but not at all like Longoria. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

uh yeah

Nobody pelt me with ewws, but when you said girlfriends bags, I was thinking, i would have a lot to complain about.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

When did he say that?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh wait, when I said that.

That’s messed up.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no im talking to you.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I realized that.

I’m too damn full to pick these things up quickly.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK

I think that one is pretty obvious. Are you leaving me open for lines?

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

To pick these things up quickly?

How do u not see the line for that?
Or maybe its me, the crazy 13-year old

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dude, you're full of shit.

Okay, that one was a set up, my bad.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a serious problem

Like Buchholzophobia. Or Timlinophobia.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Big Papi doubles off the wall

Sox 7-5

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

PAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Toronto

Good night. :)

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Camp is not the kind of righty you ask to get lefties out

or lately, righties.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Did Wolfe pitch earlier?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

Surprised Camp got the call before him, but they were stretching him out in the minors for whatever reason.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes!!

Opposite field double

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Inning over

Save opportunity for paps comming up.

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Come on PAPS!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Paps to face

Overbay, Lind, and Rolen ….

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Will he throw 30 straight fastballs?

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

9

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like our chance

But Paps blew the save against MUCH weaker hitters the other day. He was tired, okay, but he still gave up a HR to Dan motherhumping Johnson…

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Paps needs to go back to this:

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Burnett was rocking the hawk for a while

after Rios did it in spring training.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

1 pitch 1 out

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I love those

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Daisuke is probably thinking

what a freak!

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He was rocking the hawk/mullet

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A splitter in the dirt

Not all fastballs …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And another

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by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wish he would throw more.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that a splitter I just saw?

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Si

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good, your learning spanish.

Eva would be pleased.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Unfortunately, tjis is the only other thing I would say to her:

Quiero hacer el amor para usted.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's Paps bad spanish

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah.

But it shows effort.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

DUDE I am like failing spanglish

whats that mean? I do know two things:
Gadaho= shit
Haya al Infierno= go to hell

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, I sure as hell ain't telling her either of those.

It is a crappy translation of “I want to make love to you”.

Passion never translates right.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

K

7 pitches 2 out.. the hapless Rolen is next

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lind: 0 fo3 3 Ks v. Paps

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And now a slider, maybe?

Wow!

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Si

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lester vs. Halladay

tomorrow’s gonna be a pitcher’s duel!

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Redsox win.

Paps gets the save.

by HanleysHitters on Sep 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yay.

MFY 6-4

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Baseball scores in football.

Auburn beating MSU 3-2. Field Goal, safety.

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

and the opposite:

Twinkies: 11
O’s: 6

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Twinkies: Touchdown, 2 point conversion, field goal
O’s: 2 field goals

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmm....

I was thinking
Min: 6, fail, 3, 2
Bal: 6, missed

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Big win

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MFY up 6-4

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

what inning

He who hesitates is tagged out between first and second base./ Media is plural for mediocre./ If the left part of the brain controls the right part of the body, then only lefties are in the right mind./ If you think the Rays suck, then try walking to Boston in Joe Maddon's shoes. That way, when you say they suck, you're in Boston and you have his shoes!/ Baseball is like church, many go, but few understand.

by BoSox415 on Sep 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

top 9

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Game

It was not the best game ever (nearly all the Sox runs were ugly), but beautiful win. Jon Lester needs to be big tomorrow, and we’ll take 3 here.

Mother---- him and John Wayne!

by MerryGoByeBye on Sep 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lester vs. Doc

If not for Lee, that would be the battle for the Cy Young.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

In New York:

Mariano on to face 8,9 and 1 …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm going over to Pinstripe Alley.

Charge!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That place is a ghost town these days

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep.

All them bandwagoners. How is Yankee Stadium’s attendance these days?

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never mind, they only have one comment on their Gamethread.

Did they all commit mass suicide? The male Longoria is back for the Rats, BTW.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yup

They all drank the Steinbrenner Kool Aid

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tampa scored ...

6-5 now, 2 outs …

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

GAME!

Back to 2 games out.

Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good night

I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.

by Drugs Delaney on Sep 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Night!

Go USC! Kick the Buckeye’s in the nuts!
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Remember when we were kids and we mixed sodas together and called them "suicides"? It was OK though, because Dr. Pepper was always there.

by bs.uf15bosox9bears23 on Sep 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Huge win tonight--Huge

I was pretty sure if the Sox lost tonight that they would be out of the running. Just a feeling, but I am glad they battled back.

Talking of battling back and just to assure you that I have not had a stroke or something, I know a lot of you here use stats to justify what you want. However, deep down there is nothing like watching every game to tell you what is going on. In that spirit, I must reiterate that in clutch situations, we do not want Lugo, Varitek ,and yes, Crisp anywhere near the batter’s box. Luckily tonight Lugo and Varitek were not in the game, but Crisp was! It seems to me that Crisp hits when it does not mean much, but when it means a lot, it is as if he does not have enough strength to hit it out of the infield. I absolutely shudder whenever any of these 3 are at bat in any crucial situation. I do not feel this way about any other regular player. I especially think Ellsburg can deliver in the clutch as he did tonight, and Lowrie, well what more needs to be said except if Lugo every comes back and replaces Lowrie, I will seriously think about no longer watching Red Sox Baseball until he is gone!

by NG on Sep 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I hear you

It WAS a huge win considering Minnesota swept the O’s and Yanks rallied to beat TB. (Who thought I’d ever root for NY?)

Re: Lugo, I’ve been saying that for three months. That was the only good break we got all season – Lugo going down with an injury – and staying down. Lowrie is a clutch RBI man – the exact opposite of Loser Lugo. Lord knows how far back we’d be if Lugo was still playing SS. The more Lowrie comes through, the less chances stubborn Tito would re-insert him in the lineup (one hopes).

NOW, if somehow we can find a way to beat Halladay and then go to down and win 2-of-3 from TB we’ll not only be back in the pennant race but sitting pretty regarding the playoffs (which are still anything but a lock).

by ccthemovieman on Sep 14, 2008 6:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I missed all the fun!!

I was out with a friend almost all day before finally convincing her to grab something to eat where we could catch the game… the waitress turned the TV to college footbal ( I think) as the Sox were coming up in the 8th & I FREAKED OUT on her —then she couldn’t figure out how to turn it back to NESN. By the time I got to my car the Sox had a 6-5 lead

"You know," Girardi said, shrugging his shoulders, "it didn't work."

( Joe Girardi on pitching to Manny Ramirez with first base open)

by MassGal on Sep 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs