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Injury Report Translations (a random nonsense thread)...

The Milwaukee Brewers have shut down struggling right-handed reliever Eric Gagne with what the pitcher and the team described as tightness and inflammation in his right shoulder, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported Thursday.

So apparently " tightness and inflammation in his right shoulder" = "suck."

Q: "So, how do you feel about the humanitarian crisis in Darfur?"

A:  "I think it has  tightness and inflammation in its right shoulder!"

Q:  "Did you know that gas cost $ 4.00 per gallon in the Los Angeles area?"

A:  "No way! That sure tightens and inflames the ol' right shoulder."

Q:  "How 'bout them Yankees?"

A:  "As a team, they have the tightest and most inflamed right shoulders of any shoulders which have ever been tight and inflamed."

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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