The Milwaukee Brewers have shut down struggling right-handed reliever Eric Gagne with what the pitcher and the team described as tightness and inflammation in his right shoulder, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported Thursday.
So apparently " tightness and inflammation in his right shoulder" = "suck."
Q: "So, how do you feel about the humanitarian crisis in Darfur?"
A: "I think it has tightness and inflammation in its right shoulder!"
Q: "Did you know that gas cost $ 4.00 per gallon in the Los Angeles area?"
A: "No way! That sure tightens and inflames the ol' right shoulder."
Q: "How 'bout them Yankees?"
A: "As a team, they have the tightest and most inflamed right shoulders of any shoulders which have ever been tight and inflamed."