Hey, The Sox are playing the Jays in Canada.
Roy "Doc" Halladay v. Jon "Four Balls" Lester! Manny "Cap'n Jack"Julio " Ramirez v. Vernon "My Name Is Vernon" Wells! Julio "GIDP" Lugo v. The Departed Ghost of Frank Thomas!
Can the Sox right the ship after the recent unpleasantness? Can Toronto vacate the AL-East Cellar? Will the soothing influence of Mikey Lowell prevail? Have the Canadians apologized for Bryan Adams yet? Have I reached the word-limit yet? Snake Plisskin?!?! I thought they killed you in Cleveland!
Catch the Fever (but hopefully not the flu)!