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Dear God that one half-inning Sucked, Open Thread.

No, seriously. Bases loaded, no outs. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

Emergency Open Thread here.

 

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I mentioned it on another thread

But Extra Innings is having a free preview today, at least through my Time Warner service.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 3:56 PM EDT   0 recs

Tito's contribution to the anti-globalisation movement

Photobucket

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 3:58 PM EDT   0 recs

Que?

Anti-globalization?

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ah, a weak pun

on the original No Logo book.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh

Not familiar with the book. Though I used to subscrbe to Adbusters back in the last century.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I like that 7-8-9 in the order today.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Apr 2, 2008 4:00 PM EDT   0 recs

...not

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Apr 2, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice stuff by Lester

And the bright side is that Harden's thrown 25 pitches already.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:03 PM EDT   0 recs

Lester faced less hitters.

Thus: Lester > Harden.

My logic is flawless.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Apr 2, 2008 4:03 PM EDT   0 recs

I can't believe

that we didn't score. What was that?

by soxaholic on Apr 2, 2008 4:04 PM EDT   0 recs

Maybe Randy can edit this to be a fancy thread later

Instead of the "Dear God that Sucked" thread. We haven't lost yet.

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 2, 2008 4:05 PM EDT   0 recs

Hopefully so. I made an alteration.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Apr 2, 2008 4:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

OTM 2.0

Very cool. The Z button rules.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 4:06 PM EDT   0 recs

Ooooh

I like that

"You know you're having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track." - Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles pitcher, 1992.

by SoxDevil on Apr 2, 2008 4:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

'Lighter crowd today'

No joke. What a pathetic showing. And yet they bitch when Red Sox fans snap up tickets.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:07 PM EDT   0 recs

Ugh

Gameday is a mess this year. They've overcooked the number of functions and amount of data on the page, to a dramatic degree.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Brian Bannister + Royals Pen

Kept the Tigers shutout with only 4 baserunners.

Well, you know the old adage. Kind of decent pitching always beats good hitting.

Old friend Renteria with all 3 of the Tiger hits.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Apr 2, 2008 4:13 PM EDT   0 recs

Woohoo. Double play ball.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Apr 2, 2008 4:15 PM EDT   0 recs

Slick 6-4-3 DP

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 4:15 PM EDT   0 recs

Papi

Where have you gone?

by soxaholic on Apr 2, 2008 4:22 PM EDT   0 recs

These A's announcer are Homers.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 4:22 PM EDT   0 recs

"M Ramirez walked"

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Apr 2, 2008 4:22 PM EDT   0 recs

Ellsbury would have beaten that out --

How can Coco prove his trade value when he sulks and ks, and bunts.....

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 4:24 PM EDT   0 recs

Runs

runsrunsrunsruns please

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:30 PM EDT   0 recs

Bad words

Very bad words.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Jon Lester's arsenal includes

the cutter, the curve and the four-pitch walk.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:39 PM EDT   0 recs

Now, if everyone could lay off 'roider for a moment

The score could be more like 15 - 18 and we would have a little more chatter.

by AZredsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:39 PM EDT   0 recs

NICE CATCH

Drew showed some wheel. Why the hell is Coco playing today?

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 4:43 PM EDT   0 recs

Papi ...

He's gotta get a hit today, right? He can't go 0 for Oakland ... No way.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 4:44 PM EDT   0 recs

Despite the lack of hitting

This team sure knows how to walk, Lester included

by soxaholic on Apr 2, 2008 4:47 PM EDT   0 recs

Cora is Ted Williams in April and May

From then on, he's Doug Mirabelli. But it's an enjoyable ride.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:48 PM EDT   0 recs

Lugo ... was batting 500!

I guess Tito doesn't want Cora to get stiff?

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 4:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I noticed last night that Manny....

Isn't taking a lot of pitches. He swung at the 1-pitch 3 times in a row.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 4:48 PM EDT   0 recs

PAPI!

He's off the snide --

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 4:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Papi!

1/14!

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 4:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Got the sand wedge out there

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:54 PM EDT   0 recs

atta boy!

that's my boy!

That's just the way it goes, huh?

by Stanfan on Apr 2, 2008 4:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Manny

Still thinks he's in Japan.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 4:56 PM EDT   0 recs

Eh.

At least Harden is up to 85 pitches. With any luck, he'll be gone after next inning.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 4:56 PM EDT   0 recs

So is Harden out?

Damn it. This is what you want your TV broadcast to tell you. Less of this old fartery.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:00 PM EDT   0 recs

Not yet, as far as I know.

Hopefully after next (the 6th) inning, I was saying above.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ah. Back in the dugout.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Harden is out. Brown just nailed Lowell.

MAKE HIM PAY

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:07 PM EDT   0 recs

phew.

Hope Harden's not hurt.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:08 PM EDT   0 recs

really?

I liked the comment that they rather see cy young then harden again?

by AZredsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He's on my fantasy team

And as a general rule, I don't like guys getting injured.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Right on.

Harden's been through a lot of tough times. Plus he's seven shades of awesome when he's on.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i didnt mean that

it want supposed to be a reply, just a comment off of what the announcer said. 2.0 still confuses me a bit.

by AZredsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

All good

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh my.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Coco!

That slapper ought get some teams salivating for his future services.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:14 PM EDT   0 recs

MEMORANDUM

To: JD DREW
From: tommy
Date: 4/2/08
Re: Hit and run

When a hit and run is called with you at the plate and Mike Lowell at the plate, and you get a pitch right down the middle, it is imperative that you at least make contact.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:14 PM EDT   0 recs

Yup.

Though I still wonder how he'd look against a major league lineup.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

87 pitches through six for Lester

Corey's warming. Would like Lester to at least see one more batter.

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:27 PM EDT   0 recs

I want to see DelCarmen

He was throwing bullets in the pen last night warming up with Oki-Doki

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:30 PM EDT   0 recs

YOUK

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:30 PM EDT   0 recs

Youk!

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:31 PM EDT   0 recs

Papi

Come on, first RBI. Let's go

by soxaholic on Apr 2, 2008 5:31 PM EDT   0 recs

PAPI PAPI PAPI

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:31 PM EDT   0 recs

HERE WE GO

The Big Man is Back!

by soxaholic on Apr 2, 2008 5:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Heh heh

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Man, when will

he break out of his slump

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Manny hit a ball 399 feet and didn't move

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:33 PM EDT   0 recs

FULL DISCLOSURE

I love Manny. He's my favorite player of all time. I love watching him hit. And he's a goof ball.

Sigh.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:35 PM EDT   0 recs

That was pretty funny.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:35 PM EDT   0 recs

He is a child

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:35 PM EDT   0 recs

A Samurai child, maybe.

Manny ain't the only bad man.

by tommy.otm on Apr 2, 2008 5:36 PM EDT   0 recs

Don't throw CUST a fastball

Ever. Just give him off-speed junk.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:40 PM EDT   0 recs

COREY COMING IN

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:42 PM EDT   0 recs

Pokey would've had it

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:42 PM EDT   0 recs

just got in...

Good to see papi has raised his average to half his weight.
wow, how good did Lester look? whoever is watching it, let me know.

by sydneysox on Apr 2, 2008 5:43 PM EDT   0 recs

Lester looked pretty good

But this is an anaemic line up he's facing, and he did issue his usual four-pitch walk(s).

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Lester looked good

Not totally overpowering, but had good command.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:44 PM EDT   0 recs

Hey folks,

I dropped the ball for the open thread. Sorry about that. For some reason I thought it was another 10 o'clock start. At least we got one in, though!

One of the new features of OTM 2.0 is that I can create a open thread and have it automatically post before the game starts. I would have done it here, but ... ya know.

Go Sox.

by Randy Booth on Apr 2, 2008 5:44 PM EDT   0 recs

3 Ks/3BB

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:44 PM EDT   0 recs

Strikes, Corey, strikes...

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:45 PM EDT   0 recs

early start

Its not often I get into work, bout 8:45 here and nearly the whole game is over. Was it a sellout? I can't imagine them selling 45,000 tickets to a mid-week, midday game?

by sydneysox on Apr 2, 2008 5:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Not even close to a sellout by the looks of it

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Youuuk!

Thank god for foul territory.

by Randy Booth on Apr 2, 2008 5:46 PM EDT   0 recs

Ya' know, I like Corey and everyone knows my thoughts on J-Lo, but I'm kind of worried about this 7th inning situation. Where's Mr. Aardsma? I swear he's going to be a stud this season. Get him in a game!

by Randy Booth on Apr 2, 2008 5:47 PM EDT   0 recs

Louche Lenny Dinardo

I smell insurance runs in the air

Bottom 9th B:1 S:0 O:0 With Bill Mueller batting, Dave Roberts steals (1) 2nd base.

by britsoxfan on Apr 2, 2008 5:48 PM EDT   0 recs

Lenny D, our favorite former guitarist is pitching....

by Randy Booth on Apr 2, 2008 5:48 PM EDT   0 recs

Oh yay, Tizzle hit the dinger off Embree. Gotta' love that.

by Randy Booth on Apr 2, 2008 5:49 PM EDT   0 recs

Where is Delcarmen?

He was throwing absolute bullets last night in the 'pen.

KFC

"It's not like the end of the world or something. Why should we panic?"

-- Manny being Manny

by KFC on Apr 2, 2008 5:51 PM EDT   0 recs

He's slotted for the save...