Here's a deadline idea, albiet a very unlikely one. The Sox trade Gabbard, Pena, and Bryce Cox to Texas for Teixera, install him at 1B, move Youkilis to RF, and just pretend like J.D. Drew does not exist. I think this is especially unlikely because the Sox are not going to want to abandon Drew in the first year of his contract, but if they did trade for Teixera I think this would be the best situation. They might even be able to swing Drew for a useful member of the bullpen like Neshek or Derrick Turnbow.