Congress may subpoena Clemens
I hope this is true. It's debatable whether congress should be spending its valuable(?) time worrying about baseball when there are infinitely more significant crises in the world, but baseball is ingrained into American culture and today's adults must demonstrate to kids that people are held accountable for wrongdoings. Allowing high-profile sports stars to weasel out with mealy-mouth responses sends the wrong message.
Hell, Pete Rose was banned for life on ethical grounds because of gambling. He wasn't even banned for cheating.
Thoughts?
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Re: Congress may subpoena Clemens
I called this whole thing a "Baseball Revolution," and I think it's pretty accurate...
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1) Rename the Mitchell Commission.
This one's obvious. How can the commission move into a glorious future if it still clings to its liberal bourgeois appellation? I propose a new title - the Baseball Liberation Tribunal (BLT).
2) Eliminate the oppressor class.
The BLT, having mustard the working class, would assalt the owners, and cast them out of the sport with relish. It would then garnish the wages of the baseball operations staff, who are the gendarmerie of the ownership.
3) Give the workers control of the means of production.
In this case the players would control the teams. Rather than compete against one another in injurious and pointless conflict, the players would be free to pursue whatever they wished to do. Manny could philosophize, Papelbon could Riverdance, and Tavarez could beat the crap out of people. The end of competition would eliminate the desire for steroids and other PEDs. It would also lower demand for tickets, artificially inflated by playoff races and other bourgeois delusions. Fans would no longer have to kill each other for parking, wait in long lines, or pay fortunes to visit a park.
Players of the sport, unite! You have nothing to lose but your million-dollar contracts!
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Let's rename the league "No Ma'am" and be done with it. ;)
Kudos to those of you who get the reference.
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- I was injured and used the illegal substance to get back. Cheating.
- I only used it once. Cheating.
- I did not want to let my teammates down. Cheating.
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Here's a thought:
Or, on the other hand, we could stop ratcheting up a no-win situation. Selig could man up and make a plea before Congree to let him clean his own house. We could take Mitchell's recommendation that none of the alleged roiders be punished. And we could move forward.
My two cents.
by LateInningRelief on Dec 19, 2007 5:31 PM EST reply actions
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Whether the MLBPA got around to letting their players be tested is irrelevant.
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Ok, sure i hear ya, but it was illegal in the USA so what is your point MLBPA? Its the same argument used by the NFLPA for Marijuana use.
As for prescriptions. IF they are valid from a Doctor, not some Dentist working out of a truck, then I have no problem with the use of HGH, but how many people not named Paul Byrd really has legit reason to take HGH.
Olympic testing, next year, everyone in the league, 1 strike and you are banned from baseball is the only way to solve the problem.
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