GT: World Series Game II: Electric Boogaloo.
So it all comes down to this. One game. One game for the title.
Wait. Huh? What's that? We didn't win three games in one game last night?
Uh, no [censored] Sherlock. Wait. You say all Red Sox fans have been acting that way?
...no. No. Wrong again. The media who picked the Red Sox have been acting that way. Using words like "defeated" and "demolished" and "way dead" to describe the Rockies. Your average Sox fan doesn't use these words. Heck. Check the general opinion of Sox fans. We're not even supposed to know these words.
I must be leaving for work, but first, Sox lineup.
PedRoYa, 2b
Youks, 1b
Papi, dh
"Being", "lf"
Lowell, 3b
Drew, rf
'Tek, c
Ellsbury, cf
Lugo, ss
Rox lineup is not available at this time. I can only assume either A) Miss Amalie Benjamin has not yet seen it, or B) The Rockies are trying to find a way to sneak Vinny Castilla onto the roster.
[update, by NHREDSOX] Rox Lineup
W. Taveras, cf
K. Matsui, 2b
M. Holliday, lf
T. Helton, 1b
G. Atkins, 3b
B. Hawpe, rf
T. Tulowitzki, ss
Y. Torrealba, c
R. Spilborghs, dh
Rockies' talented rookie Ubaldo Jimenez takes the mound against The Big Schill. Jimenez is tough and has good 'stuff'. The key here will be whether or not he has good control, because he's not immune to allowing walks (37 BB/82 IP).
Schilling, as you may have heard from the media, has no real pitches at all, and is surving only on words like "guile" and "finesse". His breaking pitches have no movement, and Jason Varitek only has to call one pitch these days: the guilenessball. Or wait. Some of that might not be correct.
Pre-game reading material: A gem from FJM.
Go Sox. Win.
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Guile and finesse can win the World Series. And I'd take them over Rick Vaughn without glasses any day.
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Hoyt Wilhelm.
Wilbur Wood.
Whitey Ford.
Just a few names that conjure up "guile and finesse" among the pitching greats of the Major Leagues.
Seems to me that puts our man Mr. Schilling in excellent company.
Let's hope ...
I also hope Schilling brings his A-game. A 2-0 lead would give the Sox a huge edge the series, especially with Beckett throwing again in Game 5.
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That is until we lose one, and I'm not willing to concede that until it actually happens. :)
WRT Jimenez I thought I saw a stat that he'd walked only 2 in 2 starts. Note: I could be out of my mind since I tend to ignore the NL until WS time.
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I heart Ozzie Guillen
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Now THAT is funny, thank you for making my morning.
So our 17 hit, 8 walk, 13 run lineup is facing a rookie with a tendency to walk hitters(and impatient NL hitters at that)?
Hmmm, as someone pointed out above, we've tended to make the average guys look great(see Westbrook Byrd), however this time, I don't think so. Logic suggests we should pound the kid out of the game by the 5th. Of course is Schilling doesn't bring his best "guilenessball" then it could be a slugfest.
Game #2 Simulation
vr, Xei
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Oddly enough, and for once in my life, I'm inclined to agree with Joe. I think it can be demoralizing to such a young team and if we keep our foot on their throat this thing will be done in 5 games.
Seriously they couldn't even get inspired by the sight of Gagme on the mound to pound out a few runs and make it look more respectable.
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by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
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That's Schills problem these days isn't it? He has trouble getting that K when he really needs it. He no longer has an effective out pitch. Personally if we win this thing the club should strongly suggest that he retire.
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by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
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another K for Dr Curtly.
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Christ
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Ellsbury, Lugo, Pedroia
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by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That's it I don't usually say this but
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Youk
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It hit the inside line on the RH batter's box.
This is worst.
Umpire.
Ever.
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sorry the phone rang
Jesus Lugo you know you're the effing shortstop, right? You're not an outfielder.
There.
He already looks like his control is going.
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by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
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SHUT UP!
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"McCarver thinks you use the slider."
"So whatever I do don't throw the slider?"
"Exactly. That would be retarded."
by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
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Smart coaches listen in to the Fox broadcast...
.. and do the opposite!
Perfect!
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Re: FREE TACO
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I've been as impressed with Schilling
McStupid brings the guilenguts pitch talk.
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by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
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this just in
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Welcome to Fenway Park, home of the odd bounce.
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Thank you Papi, Manny & Mike.
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Lugo is really starting to make me nervous
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by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
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Atkins tonight
Were we watching the same game Buck? Mine is 2-1.
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I guess.
Why do you hate to agree with me? LOL
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Timlin in the 8th.
Bluto in the 9th.
Game over.
(and a couple of insurance runs along the way would be nice)
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The game carried on so long, I don't remember if he threw 1+ or not.. I do know it couldn't have been many pitches.
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by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
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Awwww
by sdkramer.otm on Oct 25, 2007 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Gah.
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Boyz seemed to do it on purpose.
Ashanti.. I think she just slipped.
Either way, I agree - (and I'm a 'ham & egg' musician) - it's like nails on a chalkboard to my ear.

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