Look guys, we're down three in an ALCS. So what?! This is how we roll. You know, to make it interesting and stuff. Let the Rockies have their sweep. BOOOOORRRRRRINNNGGG. No, it's like the Mighty Casey...you spit on a few pitches before you send one out of the park. Gives the fans something to chew on. Anyone can come back from a game down, but three? That takes brass balls. Brass Balls are a major export for our region so I'm not really worried. We here in Red Sox Nation have a flair for the dramatic. And not the hot-pink purse with black pumps type of flair no, no, no. We're talking trip, fall, and accidently knock over the Empire State Building-type flair for the dramatic. So now comes the fun part. The winning. THIS is how we roll.
[Post script: If we win, I'm a genius and this post is totally serious. If we lose, I'm snarking.]
[editor's note, by Allen Chace]Speaking of Brass Balls, how bout B Cap here?