Sox fans are pests.
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...and I'm not referring to the midges. No I'm talking about an arguably worse sort of pest. The Boston Red Sox Fan. This pest remains dormant for 86 years, awakens, and hangs around bugging us hardworking Americans for a few years before assuredly going dormant again for another 86 years. Unfortunately these pesky buggers were awoken recently in the Autumn of 2004, and have been wreaking havoc with their unjustified sense of entitlement, disregard of others, and fowl odor! These buggers invade poor economically ravaged cities during the summer months under the banner of the Red Sox Nation, and are compelled to make their presence known by shouting down at the opposing fans at games, and clapping their hands loud enough to traumatize small children when visiting local pubs and eateries. They release mind numbing films (think "Fever Pitch"), force poor actors upon us (Ben Affleck & Matt Damon...I like to combine there names like this Damleck or Affmon...its a fun little game), and horrify our children with images of Kevin Youkilis' sweaty bald head. -LGT user hansIn case you're scoring at home, the average Sox fan is responsible for:
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At least Boston Celebs are actually Sox fans, umm....Lebron.
Hell, Lebron is such an embarrassment to the Tribe fans they should not be throwing any stones.
BTW, someone please refresh my history here...didn't Cleveland burn sometime in US history? Or was that just the lake?
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by sdkramer.otm on Oct 11, 2007 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
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If you read the diary you'll see that I wasn't thrilled with its contents, and I don't think you should judge all Tribe fans by it.
Let's have a hard-fought, trash-talking, shake-hands-afterward series.
Cheers.
by tabler84 from LGT on Oct 10, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions
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How can you talk badly about Sox fans without mentioning Boston's history (but not present) of racism? Of alcoholism? Of funny accents?
by Allen Chace on Oct 10, 2007 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
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LoL, before all this gets out of hand, love the trash talking...so before we hurt each others feelings...best of luck in the series.
BTW, Cleveland fans must take responsibility for the five years of that crappy Drew Carry show and "Cleveland Rocks".
Burning rivers
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Even if they beat the sox, they will find a way to blow it. Its just what C-Town does, they leave the poor citizens of Clev. w/ blue balls. Cleveland sucks, its the armpit of America. They have nothing to come back with in any argument. They are one of the poorest big cities in America. Its a dead, vacant town. Great ball team, horrible city. City of losers.
by Matzushocka on Oct 10, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
"ny reason to even bother w/ that city"
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"Cleveland? Really? Is there any reason to even bother w/ that city?"
Don't know what this even means.
"Does the sunshine there?"
Relentlessly, in fact. They're enduring drought conditions.
"Is there any parts of C-town not a ghetto?"
Solid grammar, and yes. It's not 1980.
"At least Boston and its fans support the Sox. Look where Clev. finished in attendance this year."
This is a fair point -- I was rather disappointed with our attendance for much of the year. But keep in mind that you have a much larger population of potential fans from which to draw.
"Does anyone really think they will win the WS? Or will they find a way to blow it like all the other C-Town teams before them."
Again, grammar. We certainly do find unique ways to lose, don't we? It's ugly. But then, the Sox were trapped in that rut for a long time and found a way to overcome it. I'm surprised a Sox fan -- once the very definition of "cursed" -- is making fun of Cleveland fans for enduring the same fate.
"Cleveland sucks, its the armpit of America."
Try a semicolon if you want to start a new thought without a conjunction. Also, that's just a stupid smear.
"They have nothing to come back with in any argument."
Only I just did.
"Its a dead, vacant town. Great ball team, horrible city. City of losers."
Very civil of you.
by tabler84 from LGT on Oct 10, 2007 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
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by Matzushocka on Oct 10, 2007 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
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Honestly, mats, why throw out ignorant smears? And why smear us for enduring the same painful baseball fate that you endured for so long? Are you somehow high and mighty now that you have a ring? You know, you sound more like a Yankees fan when you talk like that.
And economically, Cleveland suburbs are a fantastic place to live. Manufacturing has collapsed in many American cities, but the quality of life and schools in the Cleveland suburbs are excellent.
by tabler84 from LGT on Oct 10, 2007 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
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by Matzushocka on Oct 10, 2007 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
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by tabler84 from LGT on Oct 10, 2007 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Matzushocka on Oct 10, 2007 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Matzushocka on Oct 10, 2007 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
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You'll be delighted to know I invoked you in a long, ultimately fruitless argument with an admin at LGT over the notion that affirming an "[insert name of ballclub] fans are jerks" was sort of a bleacher bum move.
You've been a modicum of lurking, which is like trolling, but without any negative connotations. In fact, I believe you've created a new Internet term.
Lurking: def. Hanging out in enemey territory, but solely to talk baseball.
May I lurk? Our season's over, and at this point, the best baseball discussion is here.
by LateInningRelief on Oct 10, 2007 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
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LIR - you truely do live up to your tagline - you're our honorary Yankee Ombudsman for sure.
By the way, where do you stand on the whole Torre debate? As a Sox fan I'd be happy to see him leave as I think he's a very good at managing the Yankees specifically. I.e. keeps player egos in line, shields them from Steinbrenner's insanity and doesn't ever pull a Grady Little.
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LaRussa: Too prickly for NY
Mattingly: Needs more seasoning
Girardi: Bad on young arms; see Marlins, Florida, circa 2007
Valentine: Will never jibe with the buttoned-down FO
Somebody over at PA made the best suggestion re: handling Steinbrenner. Somebody should replace his telephone with a fake phone. I'd go that one better and have it dial in directly to Cashman's secretary. That way, when he wants to vent his spleen, Cash's staff can chat with him in the guise of the news media.
by LateInningRelief on Oct 11, 2007 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
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I'm not sure that Cashman failed in not getting better depth in the pitching staff as much as he (horrors) made a decision to let his farm crop come to yield rather than trading it away. As antithetical as it is to the MFY, Cashman said no to trading Hughes, Chamberlain or Kennedy for a post-season shot.
Probably some of that was due to the fact that even at the trading deadline, the Yankees still looked out of contention for the post. But I give Cash credit for not making a quick fix and allowing (double horrors) George to insist on bidding for Texeira or Gagne. (Sorry, guys.)
End result: Cashman should get credit for sticking with a (triple horrors) long-term plan, even if it means going through a rebuilding year.
by LateInningRelief on Oct 11, 2007 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Hans The Most Excellent xlgtx on Oct 12, 2007 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
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With the emergence of Neshek, they could probably afford to trade Nathan for offense somewhere (LF/DH? CF? 2B? 3B?).
by Allen Chace on Oct 12, 2007 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
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But I wouldn't be shocked if the Twins traded him. I'm sure they're listening (and I don't see Wang getting it done, despite what Gammons says). The Dodgers, Angels, Diamondbacks, Rockies, Mets - hell, even the Devil Rays - all have the young talent to get it done.
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by Allen Chace on Oct 12, 2007 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
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by Allen Chace on Oct 12, 2007 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Totally
The Rays also have some very good pitching prospects coming down the pipeline (to lazy/tired to look up their names), I'm sure they'd be part of the (hypothetical) discussion.
But no way the Rays pull it off.
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by LateInningRelief on Oct 12, 2007 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
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;)
by LateInningRelief on Oct 10, 2007 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Allen Chace on Oct 10, 2007 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Never saw Fever Pitch
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So using your example "The Drew Carey Show" is to "Cheers" as "Fever Pitch" is to "Major League."
Again the book was good when the main character was a die-hard Arsenal fan. The whole thing really did not work as a baseball movie. You cannot mix Euro-sports with US-sports, something is lost in translation.
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Word.
Youk?
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by tabler84 from LGT on Oct 10, 2007 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't have to try too hard
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by tabler84 from LGT on Oct 10, 2007 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
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And what else do you expect from a man nicknamed Project Donkey? (Pronk).
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by Matzushocka on Oct 10, 2007 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
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